After doing some yardwork yesterday I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was quite beautiful, and my drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked "what are you doing." I said, "Nothing."
Now the reason I said "nothing" instead of telling her about my deep thinking is because she would then have asked, "What are you thinking about?"
At that point I would have had to explain the difference between men and woman and how men are deep thinkers on many and various topics about life. Now this would have lead to more and more questions. Luckily, she left me alone.
After another beer I pondered the age old question:
What is more painful, giving birth or getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer or two, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that age old question.
Getting kicked in the nuts must be more painful than having a baby. Even though I obviously couldn't really know 100%, here is the reason for my conclusion:
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
Even after many years I have never heard a man say, "You know what, I think I would like for someone to kick me in the nuts."
I rest my case.
Time for another beer.
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