I simply cannot believe a game can be THIS terrible

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#1 Koga_316
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I am talking about Lost Planet

the storyline is terrible...worst in any game Ive ever played.So crammed together at the last minute.

The acting is almost as bad as the dialogue...ALMOST.

The dialogue is almost as bad as the controls...No wait,even the dialogue doesnt come close

The difficulty isnt hard...Its downright unfair.Theres a difference between hard and unfair.

The enemies knock you down and AS SOON AS YOU GET UP they knock you down again without a way to stop it.you just have to sit there and watch.

You shoot the boss and it doesnt even hurt them...

Bad plot = you have no idea what or why youre doing half the things youre doing

they pit you up against multiple VS and Akrid...each with the same power as you individually,youre supposed to fight them all at once without a way to use stragety..then the getting knocked down over and over again thing happens...

I could finish the list,but I would die of old age before I was even finished so I wont bother

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#2 ps3wizard45
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hey thxx i was just about to waste 60$ on this you just saved me thxxx;)
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#3 evilross
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You must not have tried Lair. That game makes LP look like GOTY.

I ignored the reviews and got Lair anyway, thought I'd give it a fair shot. Its not as bad as they say.... its even worse.

Lucky I got it used, I was able to take it back for a full refund. Got R&C in its place. Thats a great game.

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#4 Symphonycometh
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I am talking about Lost Planet

the storyline is terrible...worst in any game Ive ever played.So crammed together at the last minute.

The acting is almost as bad as the dialogue...ALMOST.

The dialogue is almost as bad as the controls...No wait,even the dialogue doesnt come close

The difficulty isnt hard...Its downright unfair.Theres a difference between hard and unfair.

The enemies knock you down and AS SOON AS YOU GET UP they knock you down again without a way to stop it.you just have to sit there and watch.

You shoot the boss and it doesnt even hurt them...

Bad plot = you have no idea what or why youre doing half the things youre doing

they pit you up against multiple VS and Akrid...each with the same power as you individually,youre supposed to fight them all at once without a way to use stragety..then the getting knocked down over and over again thing happens...

I could finish the list,but I would die of old age before I was even finished so I wont bother

Koga_316

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

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#5 TweakyChief
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i liked lair i didnt have any problems with teh controls found it easy to use
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#6 el_rika
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Don't agree, i liked Lost Planet, and the story was quite decent. You must not know how to play it if you think the diffculty is unfair.
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#7 DaddyLongCaddy
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Don't agree, i liked Lost Planet, and the story was quite decent. You must not know how to play it if you think the diffculty is unfair.el_rika

Yeah, I liked it too. It's still one of my favorite games this gen.

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#8 potterpipi
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I liked LP for the 360. It wasn't difficult, it just looks like you sucked :P
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#9 deactivated-58319077a6477
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Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Symphonycometh

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

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#10 Symphonycometh
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[QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Star650

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Is that why I thought Sigma was more of avoidable cheapness rather than hard?

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#11 BenderUnit22
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I see where you're coming from. I wouldn't say Lost Planet as a whole is incredibly bad, but there are a lot of things in this game that are. Like the fight against the giant spider boss who stomps on you, knocking you down for 5 seconds while you're trying to get an angle to shoot its legs, because you simply can't shoot directly up in this game.

And yes, the story is downright laughably stupid and doesn't make any sense. I still have no idea who killed the guy's dad and I really don't care either.

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#13 virriador
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hey thxx i was just about to waste 60$ on this you just saved me thxxx;)ps3wizard45

Actually is $40 !!! but i wouldn't buy it neither.

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#14 cipherace2008
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I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil series
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#15 Foffity
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[QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Star650

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

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#16 Symphonycometh
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[QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Foffity

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

I was about to say:

NOES! MY INGLISH/GRAMMARZ IZ DYINGS! :cry: lol. But this works too.

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#17 tfaa
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I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil seriescipherace2008

You don't even like old school Mega Man??

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#18 Symphonycometh
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[QUOTE="cipherace2008"]I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil seriestfaa

You don't even like old school Mega Man??

:shock: He didn't just say that!

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#19 CasinoOutlaw247
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A definition of a terrible PS3 game: NFL Tour
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#20 supa_badman
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hey thxx i was just about to waste 60$ on this you just saved me thxxx;)ps3wizard45
its a lot more like $44
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#21 Alfred91
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[QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Symphonycometh

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Is that why I thought Sigma was more of avoidable cheapness rather than hard?

It's not that its a really hard game, I just lost my will to play that game halfway through it. Sometimes the game gets so frustrating. I hate it.

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#22 BioShockOwnz
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Lost Planet may not be great, but it surely isn't terrible.
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#23 GazzaB
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The story is pretty meh, but i enjoyed the game. Graphics were pretty nice, and the online demo on PSN is fun! I own the 360 game and i had months of fun with it online.
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#24 ikwal
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I haven't played the PS3 version but I played the PC version and all the things you are describing are so true. One of the worst "big-budget" games I've ever played. The graphics are good and the game looks quite fun when you just watch screenshots and stuff but nothing about it is fun.
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#25 Dualmask
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I rented LP a while back and I rather enjoyed my time with it, so much so that I forgot to take it back to the rental store in time (I know I should be using an online service, but that's neither here nor there). I've certainly heard worse voice acting, though it's not perfect in LP. The controls took a few minutes to get used to but I found myself liking them a lot (thank goodness the game is 3rd person instead of an FPS), and hard? I think I may have died once throughout the whole game. If anything, it was too easy for me. I don't think it was perfect though...the main character seriously needed a faster run, and the stumbling thing was annoying...that is until you learn the enemy patterns and figure out when to get out of the way.

All in all, I think the game's high production values and solid gameplay make it a very good game, albeit short.

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#26 1_Hit_Killer
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[QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Foffity

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

I had no idea a third person shooter was considered an F(irst)P(erson)S(shooter). You're attempt of sounding smart totally backfired I'm afraid. =\
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#27 1_Hit_Killer
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[QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

Foffity

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

I had no idea a third person shooter was considered an F(irst)P(erson)S(shooter). Your attempt of sounding smart totally backfired I'm afraid. =\
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#28 realistic44
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i played lost planet, and its really not that bad, its decent at most, you must not have played conflict yet lol..

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#29 outcasted1
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[QUOTE="Foffity"][QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

1_Hit_Killer

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

I had no idea a third person shooter was considered an F(irst)P(erson)S(shooter). Your attempt of sounding smart totally backfired I'm afraid. =\



LMFAO, nice catch ;)

Back on topic:
Hmm, well the online psn demo didn't seem so terribly, actually quite enjoyable for a bit, but still, thnx for saving 44$ for me :D
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#30 Clauricaune
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LP isn't that bad, but it's got some low points. The story is awful and some aspects of the gameplay (like the grapple thing or being knocked down every 5 seconds) can be frustrating at times. But otherwise, it's rather decent.

And no, it isn't a hard game. Not at all.

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#31 Symphonycometh
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[QUOTE="1_Hit_Killer"][QUOTE="Foffity"][QUOTE="Star650"][QUOTE="Symphonycometh"]

Ninja Gaiden Sigma anyone?

outcasted1

You haven't played NG on the original xbox have you, that was more harder than Sigma, Sigma was toned down compared to the original.

Beautiful use of the English language there. Lost Planet is OK, but if I wanted to play another FPS, I'd buy a 360.

I had no idea a third person shooter was considered an F(irst)P(erson)S(shooter). Your attempt of sounding smart totally backfired I'm afraid. =\



LMFAO, nice catch ;)

Back on topic:
Hmm, well the online psn demo didn't seem so terribly, actually quite enjoyable for a bit, but still, thnx for saving 44$ for me :D

Dang I wish I caught that sooner. :cry:

:P
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#32 Andrew_Xavier
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[QUOTE="tfaa"]

[QUOTE="cipherace2008"]I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil seriesSymphonycometh

You don't even like old school Mega Man??

:shock: He didn't just say that!

We don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly to Mega Man in these parts!

Now Sceeter, just leave him alone, he ain't done nothin'.

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#33 dwade_vokmy
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yeh i agree aye, its hell bad games
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#34 Vyse_Legends
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[QUOTE="tfaa"]

[QUOTE="cipherace2008"]I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil seriesSymphonycometh

You don't even like old school Mega Man??

:shock: He didn't just say that!

Bet he doesn't even like Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice either.:evil:

Anyway we should have been given Dead Rising instead of Lost Planet.:P

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#35 Food_Nipple
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wow...you haven't played many sub-AAA games then
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#36 jfz
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man u were not goin to buy nothing because if u were u knew that the game dnt cost $60 it cost $40....

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#37 jfz
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man u were not goin to buy nothing because if u were u knew that the game dnt cost $60 it cost $40....

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#38 Toadso
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I never liked capcom games that much, the only game thats really good from capcom is the Resident Evil seriescipherace2008

Hey, dont forget the Devil may Cry series ;)

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#39 Canvas_Of_Flesh
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Apparently the TC hasn't played any of the 3D Sonic games.

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#40 Solarburn24
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I take it that you wouldn't want LP given to you as a gift?
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#41 Generic_Dude
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You must not have tried Lair. That game makes LP look like GOTY.

I ignored the reviews and got Lair anyway, thought I'd give it a fair shot. Its not as bad as they say.... its even worse.

Lucky I got it used, I was able to take it back for a full refund. Got R&C in its place. Thats a great game.

evilross

Thanks for the reinforcement... I was thinking of getting Lair anyway because it looks really good graphically... I need to pick up R&C at some point, but I'm in the middle of fifteen different games and GTA's around the corner so I probably won't have the time. Hank Williams III is one of the coolest guys on the planet, btw.

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#42 wargarble
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Yeah, this game was disapointing. This really sucked a monkeys balls.