He would win in a match? Chuck Norris or God?

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#1 kattelatte
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If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

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#2 Tikicobra
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God. Not that God has any need for physical violence.

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Noodle x Z.

Also, speculation abounds they may actually be one in the same.

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#5 QuebecSuperstar
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If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

kattelatte

I honestly don't know. What I do know is that the banhammer would (and will) beat you.

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#6 kattelatte
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Noodle x Z.emitsu97
Noodle from Gorillaz?

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#7 TheGreatOutdoor
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If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

kattelatte

I can't believe you even have to ask this. I refuse to answer. As blatantly obvious as it is, I would rather see you confused on something every living person should know that answer to. Hell even most of the mentally challenged know the answer to this.

P.S. Why is this even posted in the PS3 forums? It has nothing to do with gaming period, let alone have anything to do with the PS3.

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#8 piratedrunk
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[QUOTE="kattelatte"]

If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

TheGreatOutdoor

I can't believe you even have to ask this. I refuse to answer. As blatantly obvious as it is, I would rather see you confused on something every living person should know that answer to. Hell even most of the mentally challenged know the answer to this.

I'm pretty sure the answer this person is referring to is "it's a trick question, Chuck norris is God."

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#9 TheGreatOutdoor
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[QUOTE="TheGreatOutdoor"]

[QUOTE="kattelatte"]

If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

piratedrunk

I can't believe you even have to ask this. I refuse to answer. As blatantly obvious as it is, I would rather see you confused on something every living person should know that answer to. Hell even most of the mentally challenged know the answer to this.

I'm pretty sure the answer this person is referring to is "it's a trick question, Chuck norris is God."

Ummmmm.......How can it be a trick question when Chuck Norris isn't god?

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#10 emitsu97
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Ummmmm.......How can it be a trick question when Chuck Norris isn't god?

TheGreatOutdoor

:shock: Don't answer the knock at your door! Avoid your windows during thunderstorms!

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#11 danthegardner99
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God would own him. Chuck Norris is an average human being with a beard. And his abilities are blown way out of proportion.

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#12 Emmure_
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God would own him. Chuck Norris is an average human being with a beard. And his abilities are blown way out of proportion.

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about time its been stated.

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#13 Hybridos
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This topic SHOULD be:
Chuck Norris vs God ... of War (AKA Kratos)

That way may be related to videogames and in about a year to PS3.

Kratos would win hands down

God has already won, will win and is winning, cause there is no time for God.

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#14 gam3r3OOO
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God. Not that God has any need for physical violence.

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No question.
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#15 piratedrunk
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[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

[QUOTE="TheGreatOutdoor"]I can't believe you even have to ask this. I refuse to answer. As blatantly obvious as it is, I would rather see you confused on something every living person should know that answer to. Hell even most of the mentally challenged know the answer to this.

TheGreatOutdoor

I'm pretty sure the answer this person is referring to is "it's a trick question, Chuck norris is God."

Ummmmm.......How can it be a trick question when Chuck Norris isn't god?

took me seriously did you? oh well. Anyways the real reason it is a trick question is because Chuck Norris exists and the Christian God doesn't. This is the wrong section for this thread though it belongs in offtopic.

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#16 rodney130
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If you could see a fight, who would you bet on? The christian God or Chuck Norris?

kattelatte

This is quite possibly the dumbest thread I've ever read. I feel like an idiot for even clicking on it now....

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#17 kattelatte
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On the seventh day Chuck Norris created God :)

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#18 jfcundiff
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 Chuck approves this thread!
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#19 rodney130
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[QUOTE="TheGreatOutdoor"]

[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

I'm pretty sure the answer this person is referring to is "it's a trick question, Chuck norris is God."

piratedrunk

Ummmmm.......How can it be a trick question when Chuck Norris isn't god?

took me seriously did you? oh well. Anyways the real reason it is a trick question is because Chuck Norris exists and the Christian God doesn't. This is the wrong section for this thread though it belongs in offtopic.

Yeah, that evolution stuff sure doesn't have any holes in it does it? Whatever...

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#20 piratedrunk
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[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

[QUOTE="TheGreatOutdoor"]Ummmmm.......How can it be a trick question when Chuck Norris isn't god?

rodney130

took me seriously did you? oh well. Anyways the real reason it is a trick question is because Chuck Norris exists and the Christian God doesn't. This is the wrong section for this thread though it belongs in offtopic.

Yeah, that evolution stuff sure doesn't have any holes in it does it? Whatever...

who said anything about evolution?

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#21 rodney130
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[QUOTE="rodney130"]

[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

took me seriously did you? oh well. Anyways the real reason it is a trick question is because Chuck Norris exists and the Christian God doesn't. This is the wrong section for this thread though it belongs in offtopic.

piratedrunk

Yeah, that evolution stuff sure doesn't have any holes in it does it? Whatever...

who said anything about evolution?

Then where are you indicating we came from? It's evolution or God one...

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#22 piratedrunk
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[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

[QUOTE="rodney130"]

Yeah, that evolution stuff sure doesn't have any holes in it does it? Whatever...

rodney130

who said anything about evolution?

Then where are you indicating we came from? It's evolution or God one...

I said the Christian God doesn't exist. I am perfectly open to the idea of a God in general.. just not a man-made one.

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#23 emitsu97
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I said the Christian God doesn't exist. I am perfectly open to the idea of a God in general.. just not a man-made one.piratedrunk
Wah? :lol:

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#24 rodney130
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[QUOTE="rodney130"]

[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

who said anything about evolution?

piratedrunk

Then where are you indicating we came from? It's evolution or God one...

I said the Christian God doesn't exist. I am perfectly open to the idea of a God in general.. just not a man-made one.

Oh ok, I see what you're saying. My bad haha.

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#25 piratedrunk
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[QUOTE="piratedrunk"]

[QUOTE="rodney130"]

Then where are you indicating we came from? It's evolution or God one...

rodney130

I said the Christian God doesn't exist. I am perfectly open to the idea of a God in general.. just not a man-made one.

Oh ok, I see what you're saying. My bad haha.

lol no worries. I think people jump to that conclusion a lot because it is the most popular view of "God" so i can see why you said it.