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#1 lightleggy
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lets make the perfect counter for captain price and chuck norris jokes!

BIG BOSS JOKES!!!!

big boss is soo cool, he can use the iron sights in his gun with his patched eye!

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#2 LightR
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He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

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He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

LightR
lllooollll hes so awesome he makes chuck norris look like a little, crying 5 year old girl....
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#4 amsfm6
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They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

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#5 lightleggy
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They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6
pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it
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#6 Silent-Hal
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Some say that he could flatten cyborg Raiden in 0.8 seconds, and that he once ran the club circuit under the alias "Naked Snake". All we know is, he's called the Boss.
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#7 amsfm6
Member since 2009 • 2777 Posts

[QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

lightleggy

pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

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#8 lightleggy
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[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6

pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

I think that no one got my joke QQ otherwise everyone would be saying "OMG EPIC WIN!!!!"
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#9 Temps567
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Why did the Boss cross the road? So he can get his Big ass movin!

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#10 aznpickle
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more.
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#11 Temps567
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If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more.aznpickle
EPIC WIN RIGHT THERE!!!
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#12 Denji
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Outer Heaven was so epic, even god couldn't join!

Big Boss>God

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#13 hazelnutman
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How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

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#14 Denji
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How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

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Outer Heaven was so epic, even the mighty Horatio Caine couldn't join!

Big Boss>Horatio Caine

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#15 Tlahui
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Big boss is such a bad ass, he can kill two stones with one bird.