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#1 Posted by lightleggy (16090 posts) -

lets make the perfect counter for captain price and chuck norris jokes!

BIG BOSS JOKES!!!!

big boss is soo cool, he can use the iron sights in his gun with his patched eye!

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#2 Posted by LightR (17737 posts) -

He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

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#3 Posted by deactivated-5bc291bf3d647 (6466 posts) -

He crushes diamonds with his tight buttox.

LightR
lllooollll hes so awesome he makes chuck norris look like a little, crying 5 year old girl....
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#4 Posted by amsfm6 (2777 posts) -

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

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#5 Posted by lightleggy (16090 posts) -

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6
pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it
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#6 Posted by Silent-Hal (9795 posts) -
Some say that he could flatten cyborg Raiden in 0.8 seconds, and that he once ran the club circuit under the alias "Naked Snake". All we know is, he's called the Boss.
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#7 Posted by amsfm6 (2777 posts) -

[QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

lightleggy

pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

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#8 Posted by lightleggy (16090 posts) -

[QUOTE="lightleggy"][QUOTE="amsfm6"]

They say Big Boss's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.........ever.

amsfm6

pls, do us all a favor, and dont put chuck norris jokes....make your own joke, dont use a chuck norris joke and remove the "chuck norris" on it

Yeah I know, I know :P . But I'm waiting for someone to make an MGS-based version of the Chuck Norris joke that's actually funny, because I don't think it can be done. Big Boss isactually a badass so the joke doesn't really work. I'll acknowledge if someone proves me wrong though.

I think that no one got my joke QQ otherwise everyone would be saying "OMG EPIC WIN!!!!"
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#9 Posted by Temps567 (663 posts) -

Why did the Boss cross the road? So he can get his Big ass movin!

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#10 Posted by aznpickle (714 posts) -
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more.
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#11 Posted by Temps567 (663 posts) -
If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more.aznpickle
EPIC WIN RIGHT THERE!!!
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#12 Posted by Denji (12757 posts) -

Outer Heaven was so epic, even god couldn't join!

Big Boss>God

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#13 Posted by hazelnutman (9688 posts) -

How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

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#14 Posted by Denji (12757 posts) -

How about if I make a CSI: Miami joke?

hazelnutman

Outer Heaven was so epic, even the mighty Horatio Caine couldn't join!

Big Boss>Horatio Caine

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#15 Posted by Tlahui (1552 posts) -
Big boss is such a bad ass, he can kill two stones with one bird.