Need help finding a 2 player (split-screen) pc game...

After reading that a select few games have offline coop directly from gamespot then not, I am getting a little upset. All of this is listed under game details.

R6 Vegas
Game Information
Resolution:480p, 720p, 1080i
Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1
Customization: Downloadable Content
OfflineModes:Competitive, Cooperative
OnlineModes:Competitive, Cooperative
NumberofPlayers:1-2
NumberofOnline Players:16 Online

Dirt
Game Information
OfflineModes:Competitive, Cooperative
OnlineModes:Competitive, Cooperative
NumberofPlayers:1-2
NumberofOnline Players:2 Online

Please help me find a offline split screen coop game

Serious Sam (all of them, i think), and another racing game.... I think one of the Trackmanias? Theres a few more.XaosII

honeslty hate serious sam and had trackmania but it wasnt split screen... was time trial which sucked... im desperate

Doom 1 and 2
Liero X

Lego Star Wars is two player same screen... NFS: III and High Stakes were split screen but they're fairly old and are tough to get working on modern gfx cards (i.e., non voodoo cards).

Keivz