Zombie rulebook

Had a few question on zombies that I think you guys could answer for me:

1. How long does it take for the zombie "virus"??? to take affect.

2. Can a zombie be knocked unconcious?

3. Does a person have to die to become a zombie or can it happen while the person is living?

4. What speed can a zombie run? Which also brings up the question if zombies actually did exhist, would they be able to use muscles? Furthermore, what part of the brain does the zombie "virus"??? take control over?

5. A situation in which a zombie "virus"??? has spread throughout Murica, what do you do?

Had a few question on zombies that I think you guys could answer for me:

1. How long does it take for the zombie "virus"??? to take affect.

It isn't real

2. Can a zombie be knocked unconcious?

Zombies aren't real

3. Does a person have to die to become a zombie or can it happen while the person is living?

You can't become a zombie, they aren't real.

4. What speed can a zombie run? Which also brings up the question if zombies actually did exhist, would they be able to use muscles? Furthermore, what part of the brain does the zombie "virus"??? take control over?

It doesn't take up any part of the brain, the virus isn't real

5. A situation in which a zombie "virus"??? has spread throughout Murica, what do you do?

I would live normally, because thats impossible

sixty7velle

Had a few question on zombies that I think you guys could answer for me:

1. How long does it take for the zombie "virus"??? to take affect.

Depends on the zombie.

2. Can a zombie be knocked unconcious?

Depends on the zombie.

3. Does a person have to die to become a zombie or can it happen while the person is living?

Depends on the zombie.

4. What speed can a zombie run? Which also brings up the question if zombies actually did exhist, would they be able to use muscles? Furthermore, what part of the brain does the zombie "virus"??? take control over?

Depends on the zombie.

5. A situation in which a zombie "virus"??? has spread throughout Murica, what do you do?

Depends on the zombie.

sixty7velle

There are more than one type of zombie, y'know.

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Had a few question on zombies that I think you guys could answer for me:

1. How long does it take for the zombie "virus"??? to take affect.

Depends on the zombie.

2. Can a zombie be knocked unconcious?

Depends on the zombie.

3. Does a person have to die to become a zombie or can it happen while the person is living?

Depends on the zombie.

4. What speed can a zombie run? Which also brings up the question if zombies actually did exhist, would they be able to use muscles? Furthermore, what part of the brain does the zombie "virus"??? take control over?

Depends on the zombie.

5. A situation in which a zombie "virus"??? has spread throughout Murica, what do you do?

Depends on the zombie.

SeraphimGoddess

There are more than one type of zombie, y'know.

Yea! And they all aren't real :P

Yea! And they all aren't real :P

breakinglaws

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Yea! And they all aren't real :P

SeraphimGoddess

Which is why this place is so awful

How do you know zombies aren't real? For all we know there are thousands/millions of recently burried people trying to get out of their graves to feed.sixty7velle

Um, no there isnt?

Which is why this place is so awful

breakinglaws

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Yea! And they all aren't real :P

SeraphimGoddess

They'll never be real.

That doesn't mean it isn't damn fun drawing up zombie plans though. :P

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Yea! And they all aren't real :P

SeraphimGoddess

Take notice that she said "plans," indicating more than one. Multiple plans for different societal unfolding scenraios, virus strains etc.

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Which is why this place is so awful

SeraphimGoddess

Oh teh noes, I was bringing the canned tuna

They'll never be real.

That doesn't mean it isn't damn fun drawing up zombie plans though. :P

metroidfood

Which is why this place is so awful

breakinglaws

Son, you have the attitude of a day 1 victim.

Rule #1 Cardio: For obvious reasons, the first ones to go, are the fatties. Rule #2 Double Tap: Don't be stingy with your bullets. :P

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Which is why this place is so awful

coolbeans90

Son, you have the attitude of a day 1 victim.

Psssshh, I'm patient zero

Take notice that she said "plans," indicating more than one. Multiple plans for different societal unfolding scenraios, virus strains etc.

coolbeans90

Oh teh noes, I was bringing the canned tuna

breakinglaws

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Take notice that she said "plans," indicating more than one. Multiple plans for different societal unfolding scenraios, virus strains etc.

SeraphimGoddess

Oh teh noes, I was bringing the canned tuna

breakinglaws

Well now I won't be bringing my M8 greyhound to the party

Well now I won't be bringing my M8 greyhound to the party

breakinglaws

a) There will always be an infinite amount of zombies.
b) You do not have infinite ammo and fuel.
c) When those run out you are stuck inside it.

This **** is serious, son.

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Well now I won't be bringing my M8 greyhound to the party

SeraphimGoddess

a) There will always be an infinite amount of zombies.
b) You do not have infinite ammo and fuel.
c) When those run out you are stuck inside it.

This **** is serious, son.

The greyhound was a recon vehicle, it was for speed and mobility, and I guess you wouldn't want me towing it behind my Abrams

shot for the head, thats the most important rule.

and my zombie plan involves alaska and lots of guns

The greyhound was a recon vehicle, it was for speed and mobility, and I guess you wouldn't want me towing it behind my Abrams

breakinglaws

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The greyhound was a recon vehicle, it was for speed and mobility, and I guess you wouldn't want me towing it behind my Abrams

SeraphimGoddess

Are you saying my GAU-8 Avenger isn't going to be be useful?

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The greyhound was a recon vehicle, it was for speed and mobility, and I guess you wouldn't want me towing it behind my Abrams

SeraphimGoddess

thats why i'm getting a flame tank, i love the glow of burning zombie in the evening

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The greyhound was a recon vehicle, it was for speed and mobility, and I guess you wouldn't want me towing it behind my Abrams

SeraphimGoddess

Woah woah, your under the impression I don't own those things :P

Are you saying my GAU-8 Avenger isn't going to be be useful? Woah woah, your under the impression I don't own those things :P

thats why i'm getting a flame tank, i love the glow of burning zombie in the evening

mlbslugger86

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thats why i'm getting a flame tank, i love the glow of burning zombie in the evening

SeraphimGoddess

I can give him a quick an easy death with the GAU-8, no worries!

I can give him a quick an easy death with the GAU-8, no worries!

breakinglaws

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I can give him a quick an easy death with the GAU-8, no worries!

SeraphimGoddess

Point and shoot a few thousand rounds, at least one will hit him

Point and shoot a few thousand rounds, at least one will hit him

breakinglaws

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Point and shoot a few thousand rounds, at least one will hit him

SeraphimGoddess

Well zombies aren't real so I win

Had a few question on zombies that I think you guys could answer for me:

1. How long does it take for the zombie "virus"??? to take affect.

2. Can a zombie be knocked unconcious?

3. Does a person have to die to become a zombie or can it happen while the person is living?

4. What speed can a zombie run? Which also brings up the question if zombies actually did exhist, would they be able to use muscles? Furthermore, what part of the brain does the zombie "virus"??? take control over?

5. A situation in which a zombie "virus"??? has spread throughout Murica, what do you do?

sixty7velle

Well zombies aren't real so I win

breakinglaws

And leading up to this I had no idea I knew so much about zombies.

We need to cover all graves with cement that way the zombies can't escape.

We need to cover all graves with cement that way the zombies can't escape.

LegendaryFox77

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We need to cover all graves with cement that way the zombies can't escape.

buldog300

There are different types of zombies.... but the thing that is consistent with all zombies, they are killed by a bullet to the head....

I hear it's better if you've covered wars ya know. That way you know how to use a gun. And it looks awsome on your resume.

Remember, you gotta shoot 'em in the head!

...I play too many video games. :?

Well zombies aren't real so I win

breakinglaws

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Well zombies aren't real so I win

VaguelyTagged

Well Played.

Be careful with guns, they'll attract a herd.

You dont want that to happen.

muscles need blood flow to work. if you are dead, then there is no bloodflow. therefor no zombies.

The only way a zombie could ever work would be if it was just brain dead. But then it would lose all of its supernatural powers

Zombies still only exist in the realm of science fiction, and every author has their own unique take on the behavior of the virus and the zombies themselves.

1.In stories like "28 Days Later", the effect is almost instant, and in some other like "The Walking Dead" the virus kills you slowly like a really bad flu, and then you come back as a zombie.

2. I've never seen any fiction where they can be "knocked unconscious", they usually are persistent until they are dead for good.

3. See answer #1

4. Again, their speed is all up to the author of a particular zombie fiction; in recent films like 28 Days Later and Dawn of the Dead, the zombies can run, whereas the more traditional zombie is slow and lumbering. I think the assumption is that the "virus" takes over the part of the brain that controls rational thought and the body thrives on the most basic instinct to feed itself.

5. In any fiction I've seen where the zombie virus hasn't spread across the entire world, the area in which it is contained is quarantined and then destroyed with some type of nuclear explosion, or they just let all the undead starve to death.