You're locked in a room with a rabid boar....

and all you have to defend yourself is a paperclip, a rubber band, a twig, and a marble.

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE YOUR CURRENT SITUATION?

Throw the objects into the bears mouth, and hope he chokes on them.

Jump out the window

If the boar is nice become freinds with it :P

And if all else fails kick the door down.

kick down the door.allnamestaken

[QUOTE="allnamestaken"]kick down the door.dooly420

Ehhhhhhhhh now were thinkin'

I would barrel roll my way right out of there.

Actually I would probably just die.

and all you have to defend yourself is a paperclip, a rubber band, a twig, and a marble.

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE YOUR CURRENT SITUATION?

-TheSecondSign-

I'd just let the boar eat me.

It'd suck, but that's still better than defeating the boar and dying from rabies.

kick down the door.allnamestaken

man you are so boaring:P

Dude, I'm not MacGyver.

I would wrap the rubber band around the twig, stick the marble in my bum and then stab myself in the face until I die.Film-Guy

and all you have to defend yourself is a paperclip, a rubber band, a twig, and a marble.

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE YOUR CURRENT SITUATION?

-TheSecondSign-

i'd handcuff myself to the roof,and as long as he'd try to bite my leg i'd kick him back,i'd just die as thisrt or hunger.

Poke it in the eye with the twig, then stuff the marble up its nostril.

Then just kick it in the face repeatedly or something.

[QUOTE="gobo212"]

I would barrel roll my way right out of there.

Actually I would probably just die.

skinnypete91

I can't belive no one has said this, do a barrel rollpoomonger613

ORLY?

and all you have to defend yourself is a paperclip, a rubber band, a twig, and a marble.

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE YOUR CURRENT SITUATION?

-TheSecondSign-

I escape it by never agreeing to it in the first place.

Try and use the paperclip and marble to light the stick on fire.

The only thing that will make a boar stop charging is fire....

Sounds interesting.

Forget fighting it.

Is the boar sexually active?:oops:

Luckily I've had a worse experience when I was trapped inside a room with a rabid bore with only a pair of tweezers and a pebble at my disposal.

Anywho, here's what I'd do: I'd throw the marble, paper-clip, twig and rubber band at the boar. Then, while it's recovering I'd finished charging up my photon cannon and vaporize it, along with whatever part of the wall was behind it. Freedom!

Is it THIS boar?

Is it THIS boar?

*hogzilla*

rcignoni

Whatever, the photon cannon would still vaporize it.

[QUOTE="allnamestaken"]kick down the door.Film-Guy

man you are so boaring:P

*groans*

Horrible pun.

Anyway, I'd let the boar bust down the door for me. Or I'd jump out a window.

I kiss the rabid boar and he or she lets me go. Either that or I poke its eyes out with my fingers then escape. Oh and I kick the door down using my immensely powerful legs to get through the locked door.smokeydabear076

[QUOTE="smokeydabear076"]I kiss the rabid boar and he or she lets me go. Either that or I poke its eyes out with my fingers then escape. Oh and I kick the door down using my immensely powerful legs to get through the locked door.needled24-7

[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="smokeydabear076"]I kiss the rabid boar and he or she lets me go. Either that or I poke its eyes out with my fingers then escape. Oh and I kick the door down using my immensely powerful legs to get through the locked door.smokeydabear076

[QUOTE="smokeydabear076"][QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="smokeydabear076"]I kiss the rabid boar and he or she lets me go. Either that or I poke its eyes out with my fingers then escape. Oh and I kick the door down using my immensely powerful legs to get through the locked door.needled24-7

and all you have to defend yourself is a paperclip, a rubber band, a twig, and a marble.

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE YOUR CURRENT SITUATION?

-TheSecondSign-