Nah. I've kind of come to terms with my mother knowing that I'm a perpetual adolescent, juvenile pervert....with a bit of occasional flashes of intelligence mixed in for spice.
Nah. I've kind of come to terms with my mother knowing that I'm a perpetual adolescent, juvenile pervert....with a bit of occasional flashes of intelligence mixed in for spice.nocoolnamejim
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Nah. I've kind of come to terms with my mother knowing that I'm a perpetual adolescent, juvenile pervert....with a bit of occasional flashes of intelligence mixed in for spice.dunl12496
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]Nah. I've kind of come to terms with my mother knowing that I'm a perpetual adolescent, juvenile pervert....with a bit of occasional flashes of intelligence mixed in for spice.nocoolnamejim
She doesn't know your internet history does she?
No. She'd disown me if she knew that. :P
My mom wouldn't. She doesn't live with me. ;) But if she did live with me, I would only blush about googling how not to blush. It's embarrassing. Porn to me is kind of gross. Why would I want to see a guy naked?
My mom wouldn't. She doesn't live with me. ;) But if she did live with me, I would only blush about googling how not to blush. It's embarrassing. Porn to me is kind of gross. Why would I want to see a guy naked?
Bah. My mother doesn't have to live with me to kill me. She'd totally Darth Vader force choke me over the phone. :P As for why you'd want to see a guy naked, you're definitely asking the wrong forum poster on that one. I'm of the opinion that we're not the most aesthetically pleasing of the two genders. ;)
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] No. She'd disown me if she knew that. :Pnocoolnamejim
My mom wouldn't. She doesn't live with me. ;) But if she did live with me, I would only blush about googling how not to blush. It's embarrassing. Porn to me is kind of gross. Why would I want to see a guy naked?
Bah. My mother doesn't have to live with me to kill me. She'd totally Darth Vader force choke me over the phone. :P As for why you'd want to see a guy naked, you're definitely asking the wrong forum poster on that one. I'm of the opinion that we're not the most aesthetically pleasing of the two genders. ;)
See history, in either greek or roman times, the male body was so respected, that almost all men were gay Women followed, it was soon flip flopped. :shock:
My mom wouldn't. She doesn't live with me. ;) But if she did live with me, I would only blush about googling how not to blush. It's embarrassing. Porn to me is kind of gross. Why would I want to see a guy naked?
dunl12496
Bah. My mother doesn't have to live with me to kill me. She'd totally Darth Vader force choke me over the phone. :P As for why you'd want to see a guy naked, you're definitely asking the wrong forum poster on that one. I'm of the opinion that we're not the most aesthetically pleasing of the two genders. ;)
See history, in either greek or roman times, the male body was so respected, that almost all men were gay Women followed, it was soon flip flopped. :shock:
And homosexuality was actually compulsory in the Spartan armies as a way to increase unit cohesion. Everyone has their own tastes and inclinations.
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Bah. My mother doesn't have to live with me to kill me. She'd totally Darth Vader force choke me over the phone. :P As for why you'd want to see a guy naked, you're definitely asking the wrong forum poster on that one. I'm of the opinion that we're not the most aesthetically pleasing of the two genders. ;)nocoolnamejim
See history, in either greek or roman times, the male body was so respected, that almost all men were gay Women followed, it was soon flip flopped. :shock:
And homosexuality was actually compulsory in the Spartan armies as a way to increase unit cohesion. Everyone has their own tastes and inclinations.
See history, in either greek or roman times, the male body was so respected, that almost all men were gay Women followed, it was soon flip flopped. :shock:
dunl12496
And homosexuality was actually compulsory in the Spartan armies as a way to increase unit cohesion. Everyone has their own tastes and inclinations.
It's kind of odd to think about.
Maybe, but I find it helps me to keep an open mind about things by considering all the various methods and ways that humanity finds to express itself.
[QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Well, considering that for my mother to do so would result in her death by massive heart attack, I'm a tad ashamed. :(nocoolnamejim
Let me guess....she doesn't know? That I'm gay Oh, she was the first to know. That I have an extremely perverted virgin mind and a knack for turning almost any sentence into a giggity sexual innuendo? Not so much. :P
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Well, considering that for my mother to do so would result in her death by massive heart attack, I'm a tad ashamed. :(Theokhoth
Let me guess....she doesn't know? That I'm gay Oh, she was the first to know. That I have an extremely perverted virgin mind and a knack for turning almost any sentence into a giggity sexual innuendo? Not so much. :P This is such a let down.
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] And homosexuality was actually compulsory in the Spartan armies as a way to increase unit cohesion. Everyone has their own tastes and inclinations.nocoolnamejim
It's kind of odd to think about.
Maybe, but I find it helps me to keep an open mind about things by considering all the various methods and ways that humanity finds to express itself.
Express? No, it's just a way to jerk off. There's nothing artful about sex, it's dirty and that's that.
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"]Well, considering that for my mother to do so would result in her death by massive heart attack, I'm a tad ashamed. :(Theokhoth
Let me guess....she doesn't know? That I'm gay Oh, she was the first to know. That I have an extremely perverted virgin mind and a knack for turning almost any sentence into a giggity sexual innuendo? Not so much. :P (Insert obligatory Quagmire picture here) Good relationship you have there. Congrats.
[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Let me guess....she doesn't know?cybrcatter
That I'm gay Oh, she was the first to know. That I have an extremely perverted virgin mind and a knack for turning almost any sentence into a giggity sexual innuendo? Not so much. :P This is such a let down.
I thought he was talking about how much he spends on WoW.
[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Let me guess....she doesn't know?cybrcatter
That I'm gay Oh, she was the first to know. That I have an extremely perverted virgin mind and a knack for turning almost any sentence into a giggity sexual innuendo? Not so much. :P This is such a let down. You shouldn't finish so soon then. WHOOP-AHH! . . .Sorry, Mommy. :(
Maybe, but I find it helps me to keep an open mind about things by considering all the various methods and ways that humanity finds to express itself.
Express? No, it's just a way to jerk off. There's nothing artful about sex, it's dirty and that's that.
Sex, both the act itself and the reasons behind the act, is as varied as humanity itself. Just like not all sex is as beautiful and pure as fresh snow, sex isn't necessarily inherently a dirty act to be ashamed of either.
My mom can't even move a picture file into a folder without me telling her what to do for the 18th time, If she somehow manages to not only hack my password on the computer itself aswell as my account and then locate my post history. Then I'd more or less applaude her before I leacture her about snooping around being bad.
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Maybe, but I find it helps me to keep an open mind about things by considering all the various methods and ways that humanity finds to express itself.nocoolnamejim
Express? No, it's just a way to jerk off. There's nothing artful about sex, it's dirty and that's that.
Sex, both the act itself and the reasons behind the act, is as varied as humanity itself. Just like not all sex is as beautiful and pure as fresh snow, sex isn't necessarily inherently a dirty act to be ashamed of either.
[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"] Maybe, but I find it helps me to keep an open mind about things by considering all the various methods and ways that humanity finds to express itself.nocoolnamejim
Express? No, it's just a way to jerk off. There's nothing artful about sex, it's dirty and that's that.
Sex, both the act itself and the reasons behind the act, is as varied as humanity itself. Just like not all sex is as beautiful and pure as fresh snow, sex isn't necessarily inherently a dirty act to be ashamed of either.
Express? No, it's just a way to jerk off. There's nothing artful about sex, it's dirty and that's that.
dunl12496
Sex, both the act itself and the reasons behind the act, is as varied as humanity itself. Just like not all sex is as beautiful and pure as fresh snow, sex isn't necessarily inherently a dirty act to be ashamed of either.
It's dirty to me. But hey I'm down with it. 8)
Me, I enjoy the fact that it has some variety. :) That's why there are different terms between "making love", "having sex" and "****ing". Because they refer to very different ways/methods and emotions involved when the action takes place. I wouldn't want it to be the same in each and every occasion.
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