Your favourite quote(s)

"You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time. But you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel world is chance. Unbiased. Unprejudiced. Fair." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight (2008)

"He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principle, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I'd strike the sun if it insulted me." -- Herman Melville

Do not, as some ungracious pastors do,
Show me the steep and thorny way to heaven,
Whiles, like a puff'd and reckless libertine,
Himself the primrose path of dalliance treads.
And recks not his own rede. -- Shakespeare

"I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo thank you." -- The Joker

"Coming of age, boys read one of two books: Ayn Rand's 'Atlas Shrugged' or Tolkien's 'Lord of the Rings.' One of these books leaves you with no grasp on reality and a deeply warped sense of fantasy in place of real life. The other one is about Hobbits and Orcs." -- Paul Krugman

"You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do." -- Alice Lamott

"I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is." -- Forrest Gump


"You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them." -- Ray Bradbury

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." -- Cicero

"Now, the trouble about making yourself stupider than you already are is that you very often succeed." -- C.S. Lewis

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." -George Burns

"A beard does not constitute a philosopher." -Old Latin quote

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa 

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein 

WILLIAM BELL: My dear friend, even if you deny it now, you have always been playing God. - - I am. 

idk, i just always liked that quote from Fringe.

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"The Hands on the clock
 And the things we cannot change" Lion by Hollywood Undead

"People who quote themselves are idiots." - Trail_Mix

"The f*ck did I do?" -- Jimmy McNulty

When Barack Obama makes fun of the mentally retarded.

Oh, and I like Kanye's "Bush doesn't care about black people".