your best in soviet russia jokes!

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#1 fl4tlined
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in soviet russia porn watches you

your turn!

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#2 cybrcatter
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In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport you.
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#3 THE_DRUGGIE
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In Soviet Russia, the distribution of wealth was woefully uneven despite egalitarian rhetoric coming from the dominant Communist party, which would be one of the many factors leading toward it's eventual collapse!

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#4 CosmicZombie
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In soviet russia, south korea is best korea

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#5 UGAfootballfan
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Back in Motherland make jokes about Soviet Russia you would not pee for days.

No ficky-fick too.

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#7 TwilightTown15
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In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

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In soviet Russia. Old meme posts you.
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#9 CosmicZombie
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In soviet russia, the consequences are always the same.

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#10 UGAfootballfan
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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

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#11 rockerbikie
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Ins SOviet Russia Mudkips like you
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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

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#13 UGAfootballfan
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[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

CosmicZombie

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

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#14 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In Soviet Russia, babies eat you.
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[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

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#16 Gnomefan
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knock knock.

Who's there?

Soviet Russia.

Soviet Russia who?

Soviet Russia is who, mister.

Come in.

Thanks.

Your welcome.

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#17 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

CosmicZombie

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

In Soviet Russia, inappropriate videos upload you onto Youtube.
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#18 CosmicZombie
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[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

cybrcatter

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

In Soviet Russia, inappropriate videos upload you onto Youtube.

In soviet russia, doubles get you

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In Soviet Russia, nothing is nothing.
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#20 _Sketch_
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In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

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This is the truth

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#21 TwilightTown15
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[QUOTE="TwilightTown15"]

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

_Sketch_

This is the truth
*pic*

That's the picture I thought of. :lol: I just didn't want to look for it.

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#22 UGAfootballfan
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In Soviet Russia...

We kill old ladies.

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#23 warownslife
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In soviet russia sandwhich makes you.

In soviet russia remote controls you

In soviet russia i kill you!

In soviet russia hand squesses you.

In soviet russia computer posts you.

Yes some of those were a bit(or a lot) immature.

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#24 surrealnumber5
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in soviet russia, joke tells you
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#25 Crimsader
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In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes reversal joke of YOU!

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#26 SideSwipes
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Ok, I'm done now.

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#27 Shad0ki11
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In Soviet Russia, original jokes make YOU.

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#28 Slyhunter
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In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
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In soviet russia, the horse rides you

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#30 chaplainDMK
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In Soviet Russia, walls talk to you.

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#31 topsemag55
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The Gulag is billed as a vacation spot.:lol:

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daym, this thread is layme.
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#33 kweeni
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I don't get what's so funny about those soviet russia jokes...
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#34 SideSwipes
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daym, this thread is layme.GazaAli

In Soviet Russia, party poops you!

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#35 Kaim91
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In Soviet Russia, the Wii plays YOU.

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In Soviet Russia Vodka drinks you? Steretypes FTW!

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In Soviet Russia, off topic is on topic!
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#38 codyisland
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In Soviet Russia girls **** you
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#39 SideSwipes
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In Soviet Russia girls **** you codyisland

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

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#40 GazaAli
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[QUOTE="codyisland"]In Soviet Russia girls **** you SideSwipes

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

:lol: take me with you.
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#41 SideSwipes
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[QUOTE="SideSwipes"]

[QUOTE="codyisland"]In Soviet Russia girls **** you GazaAli

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

:lol: take me with you.

But...In Soviet Russia, you take ME with YOU.

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#42 MetroidPrimePwn
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This is still my favorite:

"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russa, the party can always find you!"

This is one I thought of:

"In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is a talented musician who is well respected and his music is enjoyed by many sophisticated individuals."