your best in soviet russia jokes!

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#1 Posted by fl4tlined (4134 posts) -

in soviet russia porn watches you

your turn!

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#2 Posted by cybrcatter (16210 posts) -
In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport you.
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#3 Posted by THE_DRUGGIE (25082 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, the distribution of wealth was woefully uneven despite egalitarian rhetoric coming from the dominant Communist party, which would be one of the many factors leading toward it's eventual collapse!

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#4 Posted by CosmicZombie (1585 posts) -

In soviet russia, south korea is best korea

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#5 Posted by UGAfootballfan (778 posts) -

Back in Motherland make jokes about Soviet Russia you would not pee for days.

No ficky-fick too.

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#7 Posted by TwilightTown15 (1711 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

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#8 Posted by Dystopian-X (8998 posts) -
In soviet Russia. Old meme posts you.
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#9 Posted by CosmicZombie (1585 posts) -

In soviet russia, the consequences are always the same.

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#10 Posted by UGAfootballfan (778 posts) -

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

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#11 Posted by rockerbikie (10027 posts) -
Ins SOviet Russia Mudkips like you
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#12 Posted by CosmicZombie (1585 posts) -

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

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#13 Posted by UGAfootballfan (778 posts) -

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

CosmicZombie

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

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#14 Posted by cybrcatter (16210 posts) -

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In Soviet Russia, babies eat you.
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#15 Posted by CosmicZombie (1585 posts) -

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.

UGAfootballfan

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

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#16 Posted by Gnomefan (1048 posts) -

knock knock.

Who's there?

Soviet Russia.

Soviet Russia who?

Soviet Russia is who, mister.

Come in.

Thanks.

Your welcome.

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#17 Posted by cybrcatter (16210 posts) -

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

Also in soviet russia, brain slushie makes you

CosmicZombie

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

In Soviet Russia, inappropriate videos upload you onto Youtube.
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#18 Posted by CosmicZombie (1585 posts) -

[QUOTE="CosmicZombie"]

[QUOTE="UGAfootballfan"]

In Soviet Russia, 11 year-old girl grow up in kitchen, not on computer.

cybrcatter

In soviet russia, cyber police calls you

In Soviet Russia, inappropriate videos upload you onto Youtube.

In soviet russia, doubles get you

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#19 Posted by ghoklebutter (19327 posts) -
In Soviet Russia, nothing is nothing.
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#20 Posted by _Sketch_ (189 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

TwilightTown15

This is the truth

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#21 Posted by TwilightTown15 (1711 posts) -

[QUOTE="TwilightTown15"]

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you. >.>

_Sketch_

This is the truth
*pic*

That's the picture I thought of. :lol: I just didn't want to look for it.

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#22 Posted by UGAfootballfan (778 posts) -

In Soviet Russia...

We kill old ladies.

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#23 Posted by warownslife (5289 posts) -

In soviet russia sandwhich makes you.

In soviet russia remote controls you

In soviet russia i kill you!

In soviet russia hand squesses you.

In soviet russia computer posts you.

Yes some of those were a bit(or a lot) immature.

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#24 Posted by surrealnumber5 (23044 posts) -
in soviet russia, joke tells you
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#25 Posted by Crimsader (11672 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes reversal joke of YOU!

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#26 Posted by SideSwipes (3064 posts) -

Ok, I'm done now.

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#27 Posted by Shad0ki11 (12576 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, original jokes make YOU.

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#28 Posted by Slyhunter (89 posts) -
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
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#29 Posted by TheShadowLord07 (23083 posts) -

In soviet russia, the horse rides you

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#30 Posted by chaplainDMK (7004 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, walls talk to you.

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#31 Posted by topsemag55 (19063 posts) -

The Gulag is billed as a vacation spot.:lol:

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#32 Posted by GazaAli (25216 posts) -
daym, this thread is layme.
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#33 Posted by kweeni (11396 posts) -
I don't get what's so funny about those soviet russia jokes...
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#34 Posted by SideSwipes (3064 posts) -

daym, this thread is layme.GazaAli

In Soviet Russia, party poops you!

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#35 Posted by Kaim91 (967 posts) -

In Soviet Russia, the Wii plays YOU.

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#36 Posted by bigblunt537 (6906 posts) -

In Soviet Russia Vodka drinks you? Steretypes FTW!

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#37 Posted by Kokuro_Kun (2339 posts) -
In Soviet Russia, off topic is on topic!
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#38 Posted by codyisland (25 posts) -
In Soviet Russia girls **** you
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#39 Posted by SideSwipes (3064 posts) -

In Soviet Russia girls **** you codyisland

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

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#40 Posted by GazaAli (25216 posts) -

[QUOTE="codyisland"]In Soviet Russia girls **** you SideSwipes

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

:lol: take me with you.
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#41 Posted by SideSwipes (3064 posts) -

[QUOTE="SideSwipes"]

[QUOTE="codyisland"]In Soviet Russia girls **** you GazaAli

Well, it's been fun guys, but I'm moving to Soviet Russia. Later!

:lol: take me with you.

But...In Soviet Russia, you take ME with YOU.

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#42 Posted by MetroidPrimePwn (12399 posts) -

This is still my favorite:

"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russa, the party can always find you!"

This is one I thought of:

"In Soviet Russia, Justin Bieber is a talented musician who is well respected and his music is enjoyed by many sophisticated individuals."