Wyoming doesn't exist!

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#1 Posted by Ezgam3r (2308 posts) -

Wyoming is a myth! A government conspiracy that is used to sway the electoral votes into their candidates favor.

Wyoming, a "state" made by the highest secret organizations in the world, such as the Freemasons, Skull and Bones, the Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group just to name a few.

Yellowstone? A myth. Its actually a virtual park which is secretly owned by Montana and Idaho. While were talking about Yellowstone, here's what would happen if the public doesn't wise up to the conspiracy:

"The "state" of Wyoming allegedly has Yellowstone park in it. Yellowstone allegedly is a super volcano that could change life on Earth as we know it. Do you realize how much power you really hold when you have a life-changing force sitting under you? All you need to do is say that scientists believe that Yellowstone will erupt in a few weeks and everyone will go into a state of shock and panic. Everyone will start to try to leave the country.

While everyone's going crazy, the secret groups send in their private armies to take over the surrounding states and soon the whole US. Then they will hold the whole world in a stranglehold by pointing nukes at everyone and demand that they give in and countries that oppose will get obliterated. Soon after the whole world would be under one rule.

So don't underestimate the power the government and secret organizations have with Wyoming, cause its only the beginning..."


The conspiracy runs deeper then you think. Even airline companies are paid of to keep quiet on the matter:
"When I questioned the attendant about the strange lack of time spent over Wyoming, he gave me some nonsense about not having to fly over Wyoming when traveling from Missouri to Virginia."

Also, a respected scientist has stated that in a recent study of his proves that Wyoming is actually a province of the Dakotas.

In every state, there's at least one thing interesting about it. Wyoming? None. And I'm sure every non-US citizen knows about most of the states, but whats the one state they never seem to remember? Wyoming.

Everyone that says their from Wyoming is being paid off by the government.

Still not convinced? Read this and then say that Wyoming isn't a conspiracy:
http://misterpeace.com/2007/06/09/wyoming-does-it-exist/


Also, look at this page:
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/clickanddrag/

Its a website dedicated to answering the question "Does Wyoming Exist?".

Here's what the guy who owns the site has to say:

"Through much research over the internet I have not been able to find any hard evidence showing that Wyoming actually exists."


He's been asking for any pictures of Wyoming. What he's gotten? Two grainy pictures with no people in them that look to be taken with the first color camera ever and a truck with an "alleged" Wyoming license plate.

He's also asked for anyone living in Wyoming to take a survey. Did he get any? Nope. I wonder why...


Here's a group of fellow Wyoming truthers that have even more mind blowing evidence for you:
http://groups.myspace.com/wyomingdoesnotexist


Look at this rare pic of the "Wyoming" border:

Look at the sky. You can clearly see it has a dome-like appearance. Have you ever seen the sky ever curve like that anywhere else? Nope.

Like no place on Earth all right...



So now you know that Wyoming doesn't really exist and anyone claiming it does is paid by the government to say so. So next time you here someone say their from or been to Wyoming, just say to them "I'm on to you." cause the government can't cover this up forever.


Spread the truth.

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#2 Posted by quiglythegreat (16886 posts) -
I guess I was backpacking in Colarado then, or something.
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#3 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -
.Stop Lieing,There are lots of people I know that live in wyoming
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#4 Posted by drewtwo99 (9156 posts) -
Hahaha, conspiricy theories are awesome.
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#5 Posted by cornlockes (1852 posts) -
very convincing
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#6 Posted by Sexy_Pirate (3298 posts) -

.Stop Lieing,There are lots of people I know that live in wyomingWolf-avatar

I'm on to you and your little "friends".

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#7 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -

.Stop Lieing,There are lots of people I know that live in wyomingWolf-avatar

I'm on to you. :evil: The TC warned me about government agents like yourself.

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#8 Posted by g-unit248 (7197 posts) -
well, im sold...
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#9 Posted by Wren28 (27811 posts) -
I almost thought this was someone's way of getting back for people saying that Pluto is not a planet...I'm still not sure what to think of that one yet.
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#10 Posted by yian (5166 posts) -
OMG my eyes are opened
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#11 Posted by Ezgam3r (2308 posts) -
.Stop Lieing,There are lots of people I know that live in wyomingWolf-avatar
How much are they paying you?
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#12 Posted by wallymartin (12165 posts) -

It does exist, jsut not it's puzzle piece. The man creating the puzzle of the US placed his other 49 pieces down, but realized he was missing one. In order to finish the project, he took his pen and wrote "Wyoming" in the empty spot, which I believe is French for "No State Here".

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#13 Posted by B0Knows (1094 posts) -
umm vote ron paul
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#14 Posted by deepdreamer256 (7140 posts) -
Yay, now if only conspiracy theorists didn't exist.
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#15 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

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#16 Posted by deepdreamer256 (7140 posts) -

which I believe is French for "No State Here".

wallymartin
It really isn't . . .
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#17 Posted by The_Ish (13913 posts) -
I knew it! :o
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#18 Posted by king23_ (18169 posts) -
I lol'd at this.
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#19 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

Wolf-avatar

This post is 10x funnier than the TC's opening post.

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#20 Posted by wallymartin (12165 posts) -
[QUOTE="wallymartin"]

which I believe is French for "No State Here".

deepdreamer256

It really isn't . . .

That's not what Garfield & Friends told me. ;)

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#21 Posted by Sexy_Pirate (3298 posts) -

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

Wolf-avatar

You a furry and you're homeschooled. You're obviously a government test subject, created by them to brainwash our nation's youth and to test this "homeschooling". It's obviously failing, seeing as how you can't spell simple words like "obsessed".

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#22 Posted by idunnodude (2287 posts) -

cuz wyomig hollers with 22's

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#23 Posted by outbreak201 (8372 posts) -
lol it says in the welcome sign....."like no place on earth".....Thats because it doesnt exist lol !!!
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#24 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -
[QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

Sexy_Pirate

You a furry and you're homeschooled. You're obviously a government test subject, created by them to brainwash our nation's youth and to test this "homeschooling". It's obviously failing, seeing as how you can't spell simple words like "obsessed".

Iv neaver been good with Spelling,And I got into the Fandom when I joined the Anthro Union,Wyoming dose exsist,Becouse they had a Show on animal planet AT Yellowstone Park,Thoses people that say wyoming dosent exist are on somethan

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#25 Posted by deepdreamer256 (7140 posts) -
[QUOTE="deepdreamer256"][QUOTE="wallymartin"]

which I believe is French for "No State Here".

wallymartin

It really isn't . . .

That's not what Garfield & Friends told me. ;)

Does Wyoming sound like a French word? :P
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#26 Posted by Bloodaxe726 (7903 posts) -
[QUOTE="deepdreamer256"][QUOTE="wallymartin"]

which I believe is French for "No State Here".

wallymartin

It really isn't . . .

That's not what Garfield & Friends told me. ;)

Indeed, Garfield & Friends knows everything.

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#27 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -
[QUOTE="Sexy_Pirate"][QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

Wolf-avatar

You a furry and you're homeschooled. You're obviously a government test subject, created by them to brainwash our nation's youth and to test this "homeschooling". It's obviously failing, seeing as how you can't spell simple words like "obsessed".

Iv neaver been good with Spelling,And I got into the Fandom when I joined the Anthro Union,Wyoming dose exsist,Becouse they had a Show on animal planet AT Yellowstone Park,Thoses people that say wyoming dosent exist are on somethan

Animal Planet is owned by the government! You already knew this though, as you too are with the government.

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#28 Posted by wallymartin (12165 posts) -
[QUOTE="wallymartin"][QUOTE="deepdreamer256"][QUOTE="wallymartin"]

which I believe is French for "No State Here".

deepdreamer256

It really isn't . . .

That's not what Garfield & Friends told me. ;)

Does Wyoming sound like a French word? :P

They may not have said French, but it was a joke anyhow. Doesn't really matter which language they claimed it to be.

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#29 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -
[QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"][QUOTE="Sexy_Pirate"][QUOTE="Wolf-avatar"]

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

Oleg_Huzwog

You a furry and you're homeschooled. You're obviously a government test subject, created by them to brainwash our nation's youth and to test this "homeschooling". It's obviously failing, seeing as how you can't spell simple words like "obsessed".

Iv neaver been good with Spelling,And I got into the Fandom when I joined the Anthro Union,Wyoming dose exsist,Becouse they had a Show on animal planet AT Yellowstone Park,Thoses people that say wyoming dosent exist are on somethan

Animal Planet is owned by the government! You already knew this though, as you too are with the government.

How do you know Animal Planet is from the Goverment,If I was part of the Goverment wouldent there be cops and everything at your house taking you to a secret goverment laboratory with everyone else on this.....Board,Oh crud!!

EVERYONE OFF THIS BOARD,THE GOVERMENT IS COMEAN!!!!!just kidding,Iv seen people from Wyoming before,There is no way that the goverment can keep this a Secret,I mean think about it,An entire State,You people must be on somethan,

Im on to you and your "Pirates" to

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#30 Posted by quiglythegreat (16886 posts) -
I lol'd at this.king23_
Not his joke, I don't think. Way back someone made a thread like this only about South Dakota I think.
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#31 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -
[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

Animal Planet is owned by the government! You already knew this though, as you too are with the government.

Wolf-avatar

How do you know Animal Planet is from the Goverment,If I was part of the Goverment wouldent there be cops and everything at your house taking you to a secret goverment laboratory with everyone else on this.....Board,Oh crud!!

EVERYONE OFF THIS BOARD,THE GOVERMENT IS COMEAN!!!!!just kidding,Iv seen people from Wyoming before,There is no way that the goverment can keep this a Secret,I mean think about it,An entire State,You people must be on somethan,

Im on to you and your "Pirates" to

You're just trying to use reverse psychology on me to lull me into a sense of security and remove suspicions of your government connections. Sorry pal, but it ain't gonna work on me. I'm too clever for that one. Right now, I bet you're trying to trace my signal in order to silence me, but it won't work. I've sneakily masked my IP address by wrapping my entire computer in aluminum foil. BOO-YAH!

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#32 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -
But little Timmy,WERE ALREADY IN YOUR HOUSE!!
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#33 Posted by B05T0N (7051 posts) -
I've been there--it exists.
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#34 Posted by mattpunkgd (2198 posts) -
Dude seriously.... lay off the shrooms.
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#35 Posted by Cyrax-Sektor (12060 posts) -

It does exist, jsut not it's puzzle piece. The man creating the puzzle of the US placed his other 49 pieces down, but realized he was missing one. In order to finish the project, he took his pen and wrote "Wyoming" in the empty spot, which I believe is French for "No State Here".

wallymartin

Well analyzed Doctor House. o.o

So where do the States get their cheese? o.o

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#36 Posted by Oleg_Huzwog (21885 posts) -
So where do the States get their cheese? o.o

Cyrax-Sektor

You're thinking of Wisconsin, not Wyoming.

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#37 Posted by Darth_Tyrev (7072 posts) -
I know! Thank you for spreading the word, I already told these people about how the Egyptian pyramids don't exist.
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#38 Posted by Nightingale27 (661 posts) -
Um.... i've.... kinda.... been to yellowstone.... and that's in wyoming..... And I also have some family that lives in wyoming..... so..... yeah.
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#39 Posted by Cyrax-Sektor (12060 posts) -
[QUOTE="Cyrax-Sektor"]So where do the States get their cheese? o.o

Oleg_Huzwog

You're thinking of Wisconsin, not Wyoming.

I know. I was kidding. My geography teacher forces me to memorize where the states are and their names.
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#40 Posted by Gokuja (3767 posts) -

for all you portal fans

The state is a lie. Do not listen to your companion cube, he is trying to decieve you, and you fell for it b/c you are stupid.

I think the states nickname should be Lyoming O.o

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#41 Posted by Ezgam3r (2308 posts) -
Um.... i've.... kinda.... been to yellowstone.... and that's in wyoming..... And I also have some family that lives in wyoming..... so..... yeah.Nightingale27
Did you read my post? Yellowstone is a virtual park! I'm on to you and your "family"...
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#42 Posted by verparanoidpers (695 posts) -
uhhh, that's still not as entertaining as the one where people think the illumanati, who are a race of reptillian humanoids, are hiding the evidence of a flat earth
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#43 Posted by Ezgam3r (2308 posts) -

Im not a Goverment agent,Im a Sixteen year old Home schooled video game upsesed Person,Why would I work for the Goverment?

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Home schooled... by the government! :o
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#44 Posted by CptJSparrow (10897 posts) -
Montana, Alaska, North Dakota, South Dakota, Arkansas (when pronounced 'Ark-en-saw'), and California do not exist.
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#45 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -

Dude seriously.... lay off the shrooms.mattpunkgd

Youv read Loser Sprites!?!

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#46 Posted by Food_Nipple (8379 posts) -
Wow...you took that Garfield joke and freaking ran with it didn't you?
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#47 Posted by thirstychainsaw (3761 posts) -
I knew it! They called me crazy all these years but I knew the truth!
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#48 Posted by Wolf-avatar (7783 posts) -
I knew it! They called me crazy all these years but I knew the truth!thirstychainsaw
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#49 Posted by SunofVich (4665 posts) -

Wyoming is not very well known becuase there are only 500,000 people there. Besides Yellowstone its nothing. And so what it should be part of the Dakotas. Northern California, Washington and a bit of British Columbia used to be part of the Oregon Territory. Planes cannot fly straight to there destination because of the Corialis Effect. So every flight plan you see they are curving never straight.

I have heard some pretty screwed up consipiracy theories but this one tops the list.

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#50 Posted by middito (955 posts) -
hahahaha