WTF: Lawn Mower Beer Train (God, this is funny)

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#1 Theokhoth
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Sorry if old, but: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0yj5tZtmfk

"Pull over!"

"What?"

"Pull over!"

"What?"

"Pull that thing over!"

"What?"

:lol:

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#2 Pirate700
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:lol: That beer train was epic. He was even drinking while driving it.

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#3 Theokhoth
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:lol: That beer train was epic. He was even drinking while driving it.

Pirate700
An empty beer can fell out while he was being arrested. :lol:
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#4 parkurtommo
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He belongs in heavon, not jail :P

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#5 nickz_fpk
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Why did he get arrested?

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#6 Wilfred_Owen
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Why did he get arrested?

nickz_fpk
He had one cart to many.
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#7 Optical_Order
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Why did he get arrested?

nickz_fpk

I may be wrong, but I think you can get a DUI even if you're on a lawn mower.

Personally, I'd give this guy an award.

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#8 fl4tlined
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i think the main reason he probly got arrested was for obstructing the traffic behind him that or maybe a dui or a mixture of both i dunno
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#9 Theokhoth
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Why did he get arrested?

nickz_fpk
DUI, presumably; he was clearly drunk.
i think the main reason he probly got arrested was for obstructing the traffic behind him that or maybe a dui or a mixture of both i dunnofl4tlined
It's not illegal to drive a tractor on the road, actually.
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#10 fl4tlined
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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

Theokhoth
DUI, presumably; he was clearly drunk.
i think the main reason he probly got arrested was for obstructing the traffic behind him that or maybe a dui or a mixture of both i dunnofl4tlined
It's not illegal to drive a tractor on the road, actually.

yeah but add shopping carts to it then its not really a tractor anymore... plus it might deal with the fact of where he also got those shopping carts lol...
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LOL dude sounds like eric cartman. epic

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Ooh look, you can follow the guy on Facebook.

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That's hilarious :lol: :lol:
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That man is my new hero.

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#15 ScreamDream
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Should be titled a red neck beer train.

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#16 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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favorite part:

"I got a hundred foot extension cord holdin this thang togetha!"

"I DONT CARE!!!"

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#17 POPEYE1716
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HAAHAHA:lol:

Cop: "WTF" as train goes by

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#18 ImaPirate0202
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That was awesome

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And there's more...

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Pure epicness! :lol:

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Ooh look, you can follow the guy on Facebook.

jimmyjammer69

Cool, I wanna have a drink with that guy.

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Why did he get arrested?

nickz_fpk
For stealing the Carts maybe?
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:lol: "God daimn"
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#25 POPEYE1716
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And there's more...

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Dont F*** up my beer.
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#26 jimmyjammer69
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[QUOTE="jimmyjammer69"]

And there's more...

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Dont F*** up my beer.

XD That was brilliant.
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That was pretty epic.:lol:
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#29 PernicioEnigma
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That was awesome! Typical Yank cop though, no sense of humour.
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#30 Pirate700
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Do you lose your license when you're piloting a vehicle that doesn't require a license?

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#31 mrbojangles25
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Why did he get arrested?

nickz_fpk

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

mrbojangles25

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Or maybe it was more to do with the line of stolen trolleys he was towing on a public highway, while appearing to be DUI with an open beer in his hand.
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Proof that rednecks are not stupid.
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that was awesome :D

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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

mrbojangles25

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

The beer was in your truck bed and you still got pulled over?

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#36 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

mrbojangles25

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?
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#37 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

Theokhoth

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?

Here in CA refusing the breathalizer is an automatic 6month license suspension even if you haven't had a drop to drink.

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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

jimmyjammer69

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Or maybe it was more to do with the line of stolen trolleys he was towing on a public highway, while appearing to be DUI with an open beer in his hand.

ya pretty much the guy deserves it. i have no sympathy for drunk driving. of course the likely stolen carts doesnt help either.
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#39 Theokhoth
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Pirate700

Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?

Here in CA refusing the breathalizer is an automatic 6month license suspension even if you haven't had a drop to drink.

Here, it's a one-way ticket to jail AND a license suspension. I think there's more, but I don't know; I've never had to take one.
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#40 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"] Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?Theokhoth

Here in CA refusing the breathalizer is an automatic 6month license suspension even if you haven't had a drop to drink.

Here, it's a one-way ticket to jail AND a license suspension. I think there's more, but I don't know; I've never had to take one.

:lol: Same here...

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Lol, we al know this is fake, but awesome.
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And there's more...

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Brilliant :lol: This guy is amazing

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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"] Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?Theokhoth

Here in CA refusing the breathalizer is an automatic 6month license suspension even if you haven't had a drop to drink.

Here, it's a one-way ticket to jail AND a license suspension. I think there's more, but I don't know; I've never had to take one.

sucks for you guys. i'm pretty sure that here in georgia you can refuse the breathalizer and if the cop still wants to do it he has to take you down to the station then give it to you, giving just enough time to sober up

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:lol:

Ooh look, you can follow the guy on Facebook.

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LIKED!

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I want a gif of him driving past, with HATERS GONNA HATE in big flashing letters.
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[QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

[QUOTE="nickz_fpk"]

Why did he get arrested?

Theokhoth

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?

because I had been drinking :P

either way, it was bogus. Got pulled over b/c my passenger didnt have his seatbelt on. Everything was fine, "yes ma'am, no ma'am" I said, she was polite and it was routine. I wasn't pulled over for swerving or driving erraticaly.

But on the way back to my car to deliver the ticket to my passenger, she saw a case of beer and a few bottles of wine in the back of my truck and suddenly it was "Sir, step out of the vehicle. Now."

Fortunately a second officer showed up, one that was not hellbent on giving a ticket at any cost, and was a voice of reason.

The thing that really bugged me was that she was treating me like a criminal. This was the first time I've been pulled over, and interacting with a cop for that matter. She asked me if I had weapons, I said "I have my pocket knife" and I gave it to her. I am a nervous guy, so I put my hands in my pockets; when I did that, she put her hand on her taser and said "SIR! LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS!" She then adminstered two or three sobriety tests that I passed, and at that point she asked if I wanted to take the breathalizer. My response was "What time is it?" she replied "7:30" I said "I have reservations for dinner and me and my friends, visiting from out of town, would like to go".

Furthermore, the thing that really pissed me off, was I specifically asked her "What are the consequences if I do not take the breathalizer?" and she did not tell me. Not one word. So I said "No, I'd like to leave" and she asked me to put my hands behind my back, and which point the other officer that showed up talked some sense into this crazy officer.

Had I known that refusing the breathalizer would have resulted in me getting handcuffed, I would have taken it right off the bat. But to answer your question, I refused to blow into it initially out of principle; people transporting alcohol in their vehicles =/= drunks. If that were the case, you might as well arrest 25% of the people driving out of a grocery store. I had plans for the night, I was not drunk, nor did the little amount of alcohol that was in my bloodstream affect my judgement or abilities.

I normally respect cops and all that, I hate when little kids or teens or whatever come off as arrogant jerks and go "Yeah man the police suck, theyre out to get you." But in this specific scenario I think we had a gung-ho CHP officer that was determined to give me the harshest punishment possible, no matter how obscure, simply because I had alcohol in my possession.

The only defense I can think of is that the area I was in was pretty white trash (lots of alcoholics, meth labs/addicts, etc) and she was just accustomed to dealing with a certain type of people, and apparently aguy with a messy car and a case of Pabst Blue Ribbion and a pocket knife gives her just cause to assume I am that type of person :P

Idunno, maybe I just reminded her of someone in her life that beat/raped her and she was out to get me. Powertripping or something. I dont know.

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#48 mrbojangles25
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[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="mrbojangles25"]

because apparently alcohol possesion and the appearance of being white trash makes you a criminal.

I almost got a DUI, and arrested (refused to take breathalizer), becauseI had a case of PBR in the back of my truck

Pirate700

Why did you refuse a breathalizer? All you had to do was breathe into a phallic symbol for a few seconds and you would have gone home. :?

Here in CA refusing the breathalizer is an automatic 6month license suspension even if you haven't had a drop to drink.

had I known that, I would have taken it.

To answer your question, I got pulled over because my passenger didnt have his seatbelt on (actually I was pulling out of a lot and he was in the process of putting it on...like I said, this cop was determined to give us a ticket).