Worst pick-up line you've heard or used?

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#1 zodiark1
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Mines get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich woman.: )
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#2 CIoud_S
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I'm a male slut so I fall for all of them :oops:
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#3 A_Tarkovsky
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I've just given VD to an ugly pig and I'm looking to do it again.
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#4 lzorro
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Want to get drunk? Have sex? then regret it? :|
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#5 Moo-Moo-Milk
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Feed Me.
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#6 alcarazo9
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if i asked you on a dated will you say yes or no? works every time 8)
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#7 inyourface_12
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all pick up lines are bad:|
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#8 WSGRandomPerson
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I'm not Fred Flinestone, but i'll make your bed rock
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#9 Hellraiser3899
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Lets make sandwiches I gotz duh meat.
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#10 BrendanBox39
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I'm not Fred Flinestone, but i'll make your bed rockWSGRandomPerson
XD Um, the best one i know is, "does this rag taste like chloroform to you?" I got that from this site a while ago :P
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#11 nintendorocks
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I'm not Fred Flinestone, but i'll make your bed rockWSGRandomPerson

That's awesome.

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#12 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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ANYTHING ever said by quagmire on family guy
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#13 THE_DRUGGIE
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Get in the van.
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#14 nintendorocks
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How would you like to go black and then make a difficult decision on whether or not to go back?
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#15 inyourface_12
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Get in the van.THE_DRUGGIE

or FREE CANDY IN THE VAN;)

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#16 Sajo7
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This is a pick up line, have sex with me. I actually used that one...I lost a bet.
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#17 Greenwhitegreen
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The one about the hat, cat and George Bush.
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#18 Travo_basic
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Want to have a pizza and ****?

What's wrong, you don't like pizza?

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#19 Shiggums
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Get in the van.THE_DRUGGIE

That's the line with the best success rate for sure

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#20 MissRiotmaker
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"You're hot."
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#21 Witchking111111
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Nice shoes. Let's f***.
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#22 Bad_Mofo_Gamer
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If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could I visit you between the holidays
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#23 zodiark1
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[QUOTE="WSGRandomPerson"]I'm not Fred Flinestone, but i'll make your bed rockBrendanBox39
XD Um, the best one i know is, "does this rag taste like chloroform to you?" I got that from this site a while ago :P

Thats a good one.
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#24 Shiggums
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My personal fave:

"Hey."

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#25 BrendanBox39
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If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could I visit you between the holidaysBad_Mofo_Gamer
and this is the reason i stay on this forum
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#26 gasmaskman
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What time do those legs open?
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#27 rcignoni
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You're a sexy demon... will you possess me tonight?
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#28 zodiark1
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Wow gettin some good ones and some scary ones.
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#29 overkill_
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I usually just say.. "Give me your digits." 60% of the time it works every time.
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#30 zodiark1
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What time do those legs open?gasmaskman
Make sure to only use that one on the very classy ladies.
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#31 captainryan
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If you were in a slaughter house, you would be the prime rib.
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#32 fmacraze
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If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas could I visit you between the holidaysBad_Mofo_Gamer

ha... lol... great...

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#33 bruizar
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A girl said to me: nice legs, what time do they open.

problem is, I'm a guy. Aint that disturbing?:/

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#34 Greyhound222
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I usually just say.. "Give me your digits." 60% of the time it works every time.overkill_
It's Sex Panther. The bed rock one is awesome.
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#35 Ghelga
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Wanna see my all natural beef patty?
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*zip*
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