Worst movie you've ever watched?

My friends and I get together once a week, pull out some nice scotch and watch absolutely shit movies.

I'm talking real pieces of shit. Hard Ticket to Hawaii, the invisible maniac, chopping mall etc.

Recently I finally watched the whole Star Wars Holiday Special, and that was one of the hardest movies I've ever watched.

For me the two worst movies I've ever watched are Birth and Star Wars Holiday Special.

What about you guys?

Hey, Chopping Mall may be a piece of crap, but damned if it wan't entertaining. It even got a blu-ray release!

I walked out on Battlefield Earth. Travolta is going to scientology hell for taking one of the best SF novels ever written and destroying it as a movie franchise.

I tried watching the Rifftrax version of it--even they couldn't make it watchable.

BvS and Jack reacher

You consider 'Hard Ticket to Hawaii' to be an example of the worst that film has to offer? Bloody Hell are you and your friends the no fun crowd nobody wants to hang around with? All of Andy Sidaris' films are exactly what he wanted them to be: very absurd and very fun comedy/action films chock full of hot guys and girls blowing things up and getting naked quite frequently.

Bad are films that fail to achieve anything that anybody would consider acceptable...like say 'Manos', Coleman Francis films or, in the modern era, any film by Neil Breen.

It's a shame too because it is a great sci fi novel (maybe even the overall best scf fi i have ever read) and not completely eaten up with scientologist ideology like the mission earth series was.

I liked Mission Earth too but every few pages you groan outloud with the propaganda for scientology.

Although now that i am older i bet if i re-read Mission earth i would probably be way more sympathetic to the message of the oil companies, legal system and media protecting the rich and powerful while destroying independent thought and individual liberty that seemed pretty outlandish 25 years ago

at the moment, The Schindler's List.

Worst one I can remember is WarCraft: The Beginning.

I only watched it because my friends dragged me into it :(

hahaha wow so edgy.

I would explain myself if you weren't so judgy.

@Lord_Daemon: hard ticket to hawaii is a gem, but it's a shit movie. I've never laughed so hard as when I saw the skateboard/blow up doll/rocket launcher scene.

Meet the Spartans.

The Godfather

@speedfreak48t5p: peter griffin is 100% right about The Godfather.

Another one I've tried several times to get through, but couldn't, is vertigo.

Star Ttek: Generations

lol what?!?

Well just recently I watched a movie called street dreams on youtube and it was atrocious. It wasn't a funny bad movie either just a -why am I watching this- kind of bad. To be fair though it was pretty much just a pro skateboard tape with an unnecessary overly done plot, kind of similar to a high budget porno.

@n64dd: It insists upon itself.

AI is definitely up there. Yes I know Spielberg did for his friend, but it's still a pretty bad movie.

If you want entertainingly bad I suggest Batman and Robin, or if you've done that already perhaps some really really bad idea films like Titanic The Legend Goes On.

Also Sidekicks

Not gonna argue BvS. I thought it was okay but hey to each their own. But Jack Reacher? I don't think it was a cinema masterpiece but it is a good popcorn muncher. Wonder if you can give some context around this. I mean the worse movie you have EVER watched? Their are some really really bad movies out there. This is worse for you?

Do you hate Tom Cruise? Is it attached to a painful memory? Do you only watch Oscar nominees and were suckered into viewing this?

Zodiac Killer. Not Zodiac with Robert Downey Jr, Jake Gyllenhaal, etc that was pretty good and the movie we meant to watch when we accidentally ordered an awful pay-per-view of movie told from the Killer's perspective. I even found a clip

Rudy the football movie is without a doubt the worst movie ever made.

Trying to push the idea that some hobbit sized kid could play on an elite football team. For one the guy was 26 years old playing with 18 year olds. Not mentioned in the movie btw. The guys father treats him like crap because he doesn't act like a douche.

Horrible movie.

If we're talking about actual bad movies, then the worse one I ever saw was a horror movie called 'Bleed'.

There are certain levels of bad: 1.) There's it's so bad that it's good. 2.) Then there's it's so bad that you can't believe how bad it is.

This movie however achieved a new level, it was so bad that I felt like a horrible human being for watching it.

Was that the one that just came out over the summer? Heard it bombed stateside, but was a huge hit overseas.

I find it hard to believe L Ron Hubbard made a classic sci fi book, considering everything I read of his was unreadable.

That makes no sense. Please explain.

Most recent that comes to mind would either be dumb and dumber 2 or the witch, which (no pun intended) I couldn't be bothered to finish.

Trash Humpers and Sharkboy & Lava Girl

A bad film to watch with friends it's the Room. Funny as hell. A terrible movie? The last one I remember was The Hobbit 3.

The majority of Uwe Boll's movies.

The Last Airbender was by far, the worst movie by that dummy ass M. Night Shyamalan for ruining Avatar: The Last Airbenber cartoon reputation, worst movie I, I ever seen. Dragon Ball: Evolution is also another worst movie!

@hillelslovak: That's the joke. It's from a well known Family Guy bit where Peter attempts to justify not enjoying The Godfather.

Edit: Oh...... You were carrying on the bit. Well played.

That's what I get for posting while groggy.

You may not like the movie.....hell I hate Forest Gump and it gets praise.....but Schindler's list is a well made movie.

While cheesy it is still a cult classic. I picked it up yesterday and I am looking forward to the bonus features.

Worst movie? The Wizard of Oz.

Halloween 3 Season of the Witch. What a major disappointment after the first 2 Halloween movies. It was just bad in so many ways.

The Village

It's a shame it only took 8 movies or so before people realised Shaylaman isn't a very good director/writer.

By far a film called Mr Nobody. Three hours of the most pointless uneventful crap I have ever sat through.

The Happening... it can't even be made into a comedy (inside joke) with friends. It's just bad. And the message is bad, too. Overall just... so bad.

Difficult to say, no doubt it's a movie so bland I can't even remember anything about it. Probably more than a few like that, I try to be more discriminating now.

But even so, I get caught up in seeing annoying crap like the latest Blair Witch movie sometimes, where half the movie has millenials fighting amongst themselves. Boring.

I can't believe people are thowing around The Godfather and Schindlers List.....no doubt they are trolling. 2 of the best, Godfather is my favorite movie all-time, other than parts of the wedding, every scene in the movie is a classic. I could see people not liking "The Witch" but I personally thought it was one of the better horror movies in recent times.

Yeah if they're not trolling they have shit taste in movies. Godfather is an absolute masterpiece and changed the way storytelling in movies was done.

@n64dd:

We may not agree on the presidential race, but we definitely agree here. :)

My favorite scene in the movie was when Michael became godfather at his nephews baptism and putting simultaneous hits on the other families. Moe Greene through the glasses!

I'm guessing you like Godfather I more than Godfather II?

Cloverfield

Not by much, very close, both Top 5 for me.

It's tough to say. Some movies are hilariously bad yet I still enjoyed them - see Vanillia Ice's "Cool As Ice". I enjoyed it, lol.

In terms of expectations? BvS is definitely up there (Suicide Squad gets an honorable mention).

ugh..a movie called rollerball, absolute shit! I fell asleep through half and decided to just go and watch the arnold Schwarzanegger movie next door. Damn, just checking RT, the reviews of this movie are 3% critics and 14% audience...can't get any worse than that.

Either way, its not a bad idea, watching shit movies once a week just to see how awful they are. Im going to try and sit through 2 hours of Titanic II with a bottle of vodka as you say.

There's no way to tell what's the worst movie objectively. I enjoyed the Star Wars Christmas Special. I enjoy 99% of "B-movies" out there. I find them entertaining.

BUT, the only movie that comes to mind constantly when I think "boring" and "annoying" is Fight Club. At least with "bad" movies, there's usually something entertaining about them. Fight Club is exhausting; having Ed Norton whisper pretentious garbage in your ear for 2 hours while boasting extremely poorly thought out anti-corporate themes.

It's like the movie was hand-crafted for angsty, rebellious teenagers who think Marylin Manson is edgy and deep. It's not just boring or annoying, it's offensive.

I thought that movie was awesome.