With the recent glut of superhero/vigilante shows that have come out recently (many of which are actually pretty decent), inevitable comparisons are made to the shows that came before. One of those shows is Smallville, and thinking back I wonder why anyone ever liked this show. I hate-watched my was through about eight seasons before I completely gave up on it.
The writing was some of the laziest I had ever seen in a TV show. How many times did they write in "hit and run driver nearly kills someone" as a cheap plot device to force Clark or another character to use their powers in public. I think they did that one like literally a dozen times over the course of the show. Who are all these lunatic drivers who never stop in Smallville? It's like a crazy epidemic.
The writers used "Kryptonite" as a sort of universal plot hole sealant that could literally do anything the writers decided it needed to be able to do that week. It was just a lame "monster of the week" show and the explanation for the monster was pretty much always Kryptonite. Any how do they limit Clark's abilities so he can't just always solve every problem with his powers? Also Kryptonite.
The show also borrowed liberally from other franchises in an attempt to cash in on what was popular at the time. "Hey, that Fast And The Furious movie is really popular! Let's do an illegal street racing episode! Oh, and the cars are powered by Kryptonite because apparently you can use it as Nitrous. Oh, too bad because I guess that means Clark can't escape the trunk now."
"Hey, remember that movie Saw? Let's do a Saw episode with Clark's mom! Clark lost his powers again? I guess the dungeon has Kryptonite in the walls. Bummer."
"Hey, this Pete character is about as interesting as watching paint dry. What can we do about that? I know! Let's give him super powers by having him chew some of the most ridiculously blantantly product placed chewing gum while at a warehouse party in the cleanest warehouse ever! Oh, and the gum gives him powers because... Kryptonite."
"Hey, Lana Lang is back for a cameo but have to write in a reason why she can't stick around. Can you guess why? I'll give you a hint. It starts with a K and ends with an "ryptonite.""
Kryptonite is supposed to be the rarest mineral on Earth, but to watch Smallville you'd think the entire town was actually made of the stuff.
I actually looked up the number of times that Green Kyptonite actually showed up in an episode of Smallville. According to a wiki I found, I counted at least 106 instances where Green Kryptonite actually showed up in an episode, out of a total of 218 episodes. They used it as a cheap plot device for literally half of the show, and that's not even counting the other colors of Kryptonite they got from the comic or made up.
Stack on top of that the laziest character motivations. Clark feels conflicted about something. His friends feel like fifth wheels sometimes. Lex gets mad that Clark is being secretive. Rinse and repeat for 150+ episodes.
-Byshop
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