Why do women don't like me?

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#1 FrenchDynasty
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i go into clubs, give them the nods, come up and say "baby, how you doin?" shes all like "oh most guys dont come up to me like that" im all "well im not one of thems. im a real man with real mojo" shes all like "tell me why they call you" the store " im like "baby dont make any plans for tonight and tomorrow cause i can go all night and all day" shes all like "take me to the store" im all like "baby, dont worry, the store is always open for bIZness" haha, yeah . how you like them apples! and then I always get slapped. Why?

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#2 Agent-Zero
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I don't see how they wouldn't. You are obviously quite suave. Maybe its your ugly face or something. Post a pic of you.
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#3 coolbeans90
Member since 2009 • 21305 Posts

Honestly, I'm not that good with women myself. There's a user on here, I think he goes by Solid_Tango, who should be able to give you tips and what not.

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#4 manbearpig654
Member since 2010 • 110 Posts

You came to the right place for relationship advice.

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#5 chaplainDMK
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You're too smooth for most woman, you gotta get that realy realy hot girl, the others are overwhelmed by you...
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#6 Chris_Williams
Member since 2009 • 14882 Posts

because your not being true to yourself .. which is what your doing right now

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#7 Rckstrchik
Member since 2010 • 1271 Posts

Probably because you act like your genitals are a store.

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#8 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
Member since 2010 • 9899 Posts

Kinda ghetto.

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#9 ff7fan2
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Try going with an exclusive club as opposed to a store. Adds mystique.
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#10 kirkonacid
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Well it couldn't possibly be your grammar skills!

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#11 JigglyWiggly_
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Iduno, wimmin are mysterious creatures.
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#13 Penguinchow
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Walk up and bite her shoulder. Womens love it when you bite them.
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#14 UCF_Knight
Member since 2010 • 6863 Posts
Maybe its your ugly faceAgent-Zero
:lol: OT, making singles feel better since the dawn of the internets.
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#15 Empirefrtw
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:)

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#16 Bane_09
Member since 2010 • 3394 Posts

You have to grab their butt after you finish your line, it's like the icing on the cake and nobody wants cake without the icing

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#17 timmy00
Member since 2006 • 15360 Posts

How do you not get all the ladies with that!? :o

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#18 FrenchDynasty
Member since 2009 • 1383 Posts

hmmm, you defintely seem to have all the right pickup lines.

I guess you must just be ugly as f***

Colin1192

Did your little crystal ball tell you that?

I'm not ugly, and I'm not insecure about myself that I'm about to get OTs "approval" on my looks. I'm just wondering why not having more luck. Someone said its cuz i'm disrespectful so I'm wondering if thats it

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#19 Colin1192
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[QUOTE="Colin1192"]

hmmm, you defintely seem to have all the right pickup lines.

I guess you must just be ugly as f***

FrenchDynasty

Did your little crystal ball tell you that?

I'm not ugly, and I'm not insecure about myself that I'm about to get OTs "approval" on my looks. I'm just wondering why not having more luck. Someone said its cuz i'm disrespectful so I'm wondering if thats it

im not asking you to post a pic, I have no interest in seeing your face.

But if your doing everything right, then there must be something wrong with you, such as being ugly or having debilitating mental disease

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#20 mitu123
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Pics or it didn't happen...and I'm serious.

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#21 Fuhgeddabouditt
Member since 2010 • 5468 Posts
a lot of guys think girls go to clubs to meet guys. That usually isnt the case. Most go to show off and to socialize with their friends.
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#22 gamecubepad
Member since 2003 • 7214 Posts

Do you have a Magnum PI mustache. It doesn't even have to be real, but you're not gonna get away with saying stuff like that unless you do.

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#23 berserker2389
Member since 2010 • 4627 Posts

Honestly, I'm not that good with women myself. There's a user on here, I think he goes by Solid_Tango, who should be able to give you tips and what not.

coolbeans90
 I see what you did there :lol:
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#24 Darthkaiser
Member since 2006 • 12447 Posts
You seem to be doing everything right, perhaps it's your clothes or your overall look or maybe they are women with Adam's Apple
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#25 sAndroid17
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cool post

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#26 DmadFearmonger
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 Empirefrtw

YES! He can come up with a genius plan to get infinite ladies. StealAQUIRE abs (Brotip: Use magnets for better aquiring) and you'll have all the ladies. U Jelly?

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#27 SaudiFury
Member since 2007 • 8709 Posts

You came to the right place for relationship advice.

manbearpig654

lmao

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#28 missingstyle
Member since 2011 • 38 Posts

because your not being true to yourself .. which is what your doing right now

Chris_Williams
Yup, just be yourself.
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#29 Rockman999
Member since 2005 • 7507 Posts

Probably because you act like your genitals are a store.

Rckstrchik

I agree, he should be honest with himself, they're more like a vending machine than a store.

Kinda ghetto.

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RACIST!:x

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#31 MgamerBD
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I don't know. But if you actually said that. Your awesome :lol:
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#32 optiow
Member since 2008 • 28284 Posts

Well it couldn't possibly be your grammar skills!

kirkonacid
I was just waiting for that comment to pop up ;)
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#33 weezyfb
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thread is a joke
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#34 Tauruslink
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Is this a joke? I can't tell, because you've posted stuff like this before. If you actually can't figure out why women don't like that, it's probably for the better. Less chance of procreation.XilePrincess
:lol: Ouch! Brutal!
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#35 Deihjan
Member since 2008 • 30213 Posts
I just vomited in my mouth. Thanks, TC...
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#36 MistressMinako
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Wait a minute... didn't you say in a previous thread you made that you had no problem getting girls?
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#37 Strormbringer
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[QUOTE="optiow"][QUOTE="kirkonacid"]

Well it couldn't possibly be your grammar skills!

I was just waiting for that comment to pop up ;)

I saw the poor grammar as well. The Grammar Police needs to do it's job better.
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#38 TheArGaia
Member since 2011 • 629 Posts

Well, working on your grammer skills might be a start....

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#39 VaguelyTagged
Member since 2009 • 10702 Posts

let's talk about real mojo..

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#40 Harkat95
Member since 2009 • 1139 Posts

Honestly, I'm not that good with women myself. There's a user on here, I think he goes by Solid_Tango, who should be able to give you tips and what not.

coolbeans90
Nice one. Solid_Tango and TC would get along.
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#41 xXShortroundXx
Member since 2011 • 1807 Posts

Because you cannot construct a proper scentence. Why do women don't like memakes you sound very unflattering. Go back to school and maybe you will get some ladies. Srsly. >.

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#42 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Try poking her with a pointed stick

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#43 -Unreal-
Member since 2004 • 24650 Posts

It's a shame. I think the OP was really looking for someone to laugh at his joke.

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#44 yokofox33
Member since 2004 • 30775 Posts

I know this doesn't help you, TC, but from what you've just said... I think I've fallen for you.

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#45 surrealnumber5
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every time i ask a girl if she wants to get a cup of coffee or lunch she says yes TC what am i doing wrong? i hate coffee an i am only asking them if they want a cup in the sarcastic ironic way, as in "as if i would want to have a cup of coffee with you, lolololol pznd" please teach me your tricks TC!

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#46 Ilovegames1992
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Because you're French.

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#47 rawsavon
Member since 2004 • 40001 Posts
Pic please. Let me see what you are workin' with
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#48 HybridPhoenix
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Well I can't imagine it has anything to do with your grammar...
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#49 nintendofreak_2
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Because you're only level 15.

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#50 surrealnumber5
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Well I can't imagine it has anything to do with your grammar...HybridPhoenix
one does not need the ability to communicate in order to be able to commune with opposite sex