Whats your smurf name?

If you were a smurf, and I assume only like 2% of you are, but if you were what would you be called?

For me, I, I'd wanna be called Jingly Smurf, on account of I keep jingles in my bingles

I would be known as Douchebag Smurf.

I thought you meant smurfing in games. LOL

^^Same

I was like "why would I put smurf in my username if I don't want people knowing I'm a smurf".

hehe I had to look up what that meant

Lazy bones

Loser smurf

nerf the smurf

Jo Blu?

What the smurf

Smurftopian

Awkwardo Smurf

Panther Smurf

Since all the smurfs are named after their most apparent quality or characteristic, mine would be history smurf. I know so much history stuff its ridiculous. It's sometimes hard for me to not go full nerd on people if the conversation goes even slightly in that direction.

Easy Smurf.

The Smurf King

Comrade Psilocybin Smurf

Mega Smurf

Yaoi Smurfette.