whats your biggest WTF moment with a girl.

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#1 my-big-pose
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TRUE STORIES only,dont make stuff up.

well,mind was when i went to this meet up place infront of this chinese restaraunt...there was suppose to be a fight....so everyone was there just waiting and then this cute girl ive been eyeing for a while (hopefully she was too) was there. so im just talking to my friends and smoking (i used to smoke,quitted ages ago) all a sudden,that girl came up to me, and said 'hi' and i just smiled(nope,didnt say a word) and i did this cool trick with a cig that i learned (too hard to explain the trick) and she was like 'wow,thats a cool trick,i could never do that,u should teach me how to do it' and i was about to say something....something catchy something awesome but then...........i said............nothing........i just stared at her......smiling like an arse......just staring at her.....i frozed up........there she was,talking to me, she even came up to me! but all i did was smile and stare like an idiot.....and then,she just walked away.....and me? well,i slapped myself on the forehead and turned gay.....lol.jk....i was really dissappointed in myself.....till this day im still pissed....

anyway,how bout u guys? any WTF moments?

p.s.

i was gonna say "well,i gotta a few tricks up my sleeve,these hands are capable of many things, maybe i'll demonstrate some of em to you".

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#2 Xeros606
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something like that, except without the cigarette trick.
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#3 my-big-pose
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something like that, except without the cigarette trick.Xeros606

dude,ur sig freaking PWNS.

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#4 Xeros606
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[QUOTE="Xeros606"]something like that, except without the cigarette trick.my-big-pose

dude,ur sig freaking PWNS.

lol its funnier for me because he was referring to a thread i made!

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#5 ligerz76
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One time I threw a PBJ sandwich at my friend because he threw a cracker at me but he ducked and it hit this girl I liked so she got really mad at me and she never talked to me ever again. I think this was in like middle school though. Now I don't do any stupid stuff like that and I never have any weird moments in front of girls.
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#6 bloodling
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I was drunk with a sexy girl (we did some stuff together) and acted as if I spilled my drink on her but my glass was empty. She was so pissed she didn't talk to me for a while and found another boyfriend.
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#7 alexamder2
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well lol of course it has to be when she breaks up with me for no reason at all but to see other people who she soon will break up with also!!!!! jeez i tell ya is that stupid or what?
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#8 GodLovesDead
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Happened today. Looked up a girls skirt (it was short and she was facing me sitting down), and looked up to her face just to found out she saw me.
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#9 GrandMasta69
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Happened today. Looked up a girls skirt (it was short and she was facing me sitting down), and looked up to her face just to found out she saw me.GodLovesDead

and let me guess....then u looked at ur watch and told her wut time it was...huh mclovin?

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#10 whos_next000
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I asked a girl out on myspace once. Yeah, it didn't go well.
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#11 icarus212001
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she put her finger up my nose

i proceeded to do the same

lol

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#12 my-big-pose
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she put her finger up my nose

i proceeded to do the same

lol

icarus212001

lol. wtf.

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#13 Untitled182
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[QUOTE="icarus212001"]

she put her finger up my nose

i proceeded to do the same

lol

my-big-pose

lol. wtf.

yeah, deffinitely "WTF" right there. But thats what the threads about so...it works.

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#15 WhiteDesert89
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It was over the phone with a chick that I liked for a few months. This happened during grade 12.

We talked to each other and flirted a lot during class. One day she cornered me in the school library and gave me her number and I was suppose to call her that night. I ended up working that night, finishing at 9.00pm and only just remembered to call her. She sounded a bit moody but was happy to talk te me. Then it happened. I had a mind blank and coundn't think of anything to talk about. When I was in person with her I would talk about something she was wearing to start of the conversation. I was about to say that and then realized it may have a bit wierd. Over the course of the phone call it was her talking, with me saying yes, uh huh, etc. At about 11.30pm she didn't sound too good and asked if I wanted to stop talking to her. It was unexpected and I hesitated for a few seconds before answering. She then said il see you tomorrow and hung up. I sat there with phone in my hand for about a minute before hanging up. When I went to bed I layed awake for about 2 hours going over the conversation. The next day I found out she liked this muscle headed loser and I didn't talk to her for about 3 months.

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#16 hip-hop-cola2
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i fell asleep masturbating and my sis walked in...

YOU NEVER SAID!! i didn't know this was a no family thing?

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#17 -R3Vo
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I asked a girl out on myspace once. Yeah, it didn't go well.whos_next000

You smooth pimp of love.

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#19 zeppelin_64
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i fell asleep masturbating and my sis walked in...

YOU NEVER SAID!! i didn't know this was a no family thing?

hip-hop-cola2
what the hell?
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#20 hip-hop-cola2
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[QUOTE="hip-hop-cola2"]

i fell asleep masturbating and my sis walked in...

YOU NEVER SAID!! i didn't know this was a no family thing?

zeppelin_64

what the hell?

noooo this is the wtf thread LOL

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#21 zeppelin_64
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[QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="hip-hop-cola2"]

i fell asleep masturbating and my sis walked in...

YOU NEVER SAID!! i didn't know this was a no family thing?

hip-hop-cola2

what the hell?

noooo this is the wtf thread LOL

lol sorry....wtf?
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#22 notconspiracy
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[QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="hip-hop-cola2"]

i fell asleep masturbating and my sis walked in...

YOU NEVER SAID!! i didn't know this was a no family thing?

hip-hop-cola2

what the hell?

noooo this is the wtf thread LOL

oh. well, WTF?
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i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

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This one time this girl was going around saying we did "stuff" together and id never even talked to her in my life. When i confronted her she told me to **** off:|
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I was just about to break up with this girl and a second before I was about to say "This isn't working", she said "I think we should get married".

I was in a state of confusion....

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i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

Heydanbud92
So what's her name?
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#27 B05T0N
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#1 is when I asked out a girl I knew kinda well (not like good friends), and she flat-out reject me for quote: "Sorry, but I like guys who look like Abercrombie models". I couldn't possibly make that up. Funny thing is, she's going out with an ugly dude who's like 4 years younger than me...#2 was me flirting and dancing with a girl who I later found out was engaged at 16, broke it off because her ex-fiance went nuts and she ran away to Hawaii...Yeah...
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oh god I just thought of my worst moment ever... So it's the beginning of 9th grade. There's a double kegger going on down at the local beach... so we head over there... start drinking... smoking... well this beautiful girl named Angela is drunk and all over me... Now when I say beautiful.. I mean stunningly stellar... the best lips you have ever seen.. so she is laying on my lap... her bodacious taters are looking up at me... begging for my attention.... Of course I was pretty gone by the time all of this occurs... For some reason my mind manifested the strange idea of pouring my cup of beer all over her chest... I started slowww... then went for the climax....swooooooooshhhhh all over her...... she said something to the extent of, "omfg wtf". Yeah... I blew it... the cops came a few minutes later though, so who knows what would have happened.
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oh god I just thought of my worst moment ever... So it's the beginning of 9th grade. There's a double kegger going on down at the local beach... so we head over there... start drinking... smoking... well this beautiful girl named Angela is drunk and all over me... Now when I say beautiful.. I mean stunningly stellar... the best lips you have ever seen.. so she is laying on my lap... her bodacious taters are looking up at me... begging for my attention.... Of course I was pretty gone by the time all of this occurs... For some reason my mind manifested the strange idea of pouring my cup of beer all over her chest... I started slowww... then went for the climax....swooooooooshhhhh all over her...... she said something to the extent of, "omfg wtf". Yeah... I blew it... the cops came a few minutes later though, so who knows what would have happened.proctorsurf

LOL!! You poured your beer all over her? Thats awesome!

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[QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

zeppelin_64

So what's her name?

middle one, the name is

Michala.

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oh god I just thought of my worst moment ever... So it's the beginning of 9th grade. There's a double kegger going on down at the local beach... so we head over there... start drinking... smoking... well this beautiful girl named Angela is drunk and all over me... Now when I say beautiful.. I mean stunningly stellar... the best lips you have ever seen.. so she is laying on my lap... her bodacious taters are looking up at me... begging for my attention.... Of course I was pretty gone by the time all of this occurs... For some reason my mind manifested the strange idea of pouring my cup of beer all over her chest... I started slowww... then went for the climax....swooooooooshhhhh all over her...... she said something to the extent of, "omfg wtf". Yeah... I blew it... the cops came a few minutes later though, so who knows what would have happened.proctorsurf

LOL that was pretty good. Woo! Wet T-Shirt contest!

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oh god I just thought of my worst moment ever... So it's the beginning of 9th grade. There's a double kegger going on down at the local beach... so we head over there... start drinking... smoking... well this beautiful girl named Angela is drunk and all over me... Now when I say beautiful.. I mean stunningly stellar... the best lips you have ever seen.. so she is laying on my lap... her bodacious taters are looking up at me... begging for my attention.... Of course I was pretty gone by the time all of this occurs... For some reason my mind manifested the strange idea of pouring my cup of beer all over her chest... I started slowww... then went for the climax....swooooooooshhhhh all over her...... she said something to the extent of, "omfg wtf". Yeah... I blew it... the cops came a few minutes later though, so who knows what would have happened.proctorsurf

hahahahaha.

if any girls are reading this *chirp chirp*

you don't understand what you girls do to our minds, even the smoothest of us, so don't take it personally.

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I was at a girls party and I knew from a friend that one girl had a thing for me. So we were talking in an upstairs room and she said she has to go to the bathroom and she winked and shut the bathroom door. I was really looking forward to what was going to happen next, suddenly i hear the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard and a disgusting sound like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water. It was so vile, This went on for almost a minute with me feeling more and more grossed out, then I heard her voice say "Hey theres no toilet paper in here, so I'm just gonna wipe later." That did it, I was out of there and calling my friend to pick me up.
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[QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

Heydanbud92

So what's her name?

middle one, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.


I would do disgusting, horrible things to her. Damn Ohio girls are fineeeeeeee.
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Hm... i dont have too many WTF moments. That beer all over the girl one is funny.
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I was at a girls party and I knew from a friend that one girl had a thing for me. So we were talking in an upstairs room and she said she has to go to the bathroom and she winked and shut the bathroom door. I was really looking forward to what was going to happen next, suddenly i hear the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard and a disgusting sound like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water. It was so vile, This went on for almost a minute with me feeling more and more grossed out, then I heard her voice say "Hey theres no toilet paper in here, so I'm just gonna wipe later." That did it, I was out of there and calling my friend to pick me up.Film-Guy

Lets just close the thread now...Winner.
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[QUOTE="Heydanbud92"][QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

B05T0N

So what's her name?

middle one, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.


I would do disgusting, horrible things to her. Damn Ohio girls are fineeeeeeee.

you can understand how i feel then?

ah well, i've had my share i guess.

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[QUOTE="Heydanbud92"][QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

B05T0N

So what's her name?

middle one, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.


I would do disgusting, horrible things to her. Damn Ohio girls are fineeeeeeee.

yeah she's feisty... just like at the fire in those eyes.

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[QUOTE="zeppelin_64"][QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

i was working by myself in the moring shift, and this HOT chick from high school that I used to talk to came in with a group of friends, she was looking at me when i was up at the counter and I thought it was her so i got really excited and wondered what i should say to her when i walked out to see if it was really her. When I did, I came up to her and said something along the lines of "oh you used to go to high school with me right?".....

I never thought I would say something so stupid in my life.... I don't ussually do stuff like that so it was doubly embarassing for me. PLUS she was THE hottest girl when I went to high school.

I will even give you her name so you can see her on facebook.

Heydanbud92

So what's her name?

middle one, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.

meh...4.5

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, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.

Heydanbud92

That's an epic loss, one on the left is better looking by far.

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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]I was at a girls party and I knew from a friend that one girl had a thing for me. So we were talking in an upstairs room and she said she has to go to the bathroom and she winked and shut the bathroom door. I was really looking forward to what was going to happen next, suddenly i hear the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard and a disgusting sound like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water. It was so vile, This went on for almost a minute with me feeling more and more grossed out, then I heard her voice say "Hey theres no toilet paper in here, so I'm just gonna wipe later." That did it, I was out of there and calling my friend to pick me up.B05T0N

Lets just close the thread now...Winner.

QFT. That is just nasty.

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[QUOTE="Film-Guy"]I was at a girls party and I knew from a friend that one girl had a thing for me. So we were talking in an upstairs room and she said she has to go to the bathroom and she winked and shut the bathroom door. I was really looking forward to what was going to happen next, suddenly i hear the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard and a disgusting sound like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water. It was so vile, This went on for almost a minute with me feeling more and more grossed out, then I heard her voice say "Hey theres no toilet paper in here, so I'm just gonna wipe later." That did it, I was out of there and calling my friend to pick me up.B05T0N

Lets just close the thread now...Winner.

YOUR WINNER!

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[QUOTE="Heydanbud92"]

, the name is

Michala Layne Thomas.

-R3Vo

That's an epic loss, one on the left is better looking by far.

...no she's not, trust me.

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#44 Ayla0
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I was at a girls party and I knew from a friend that one girl had a thing for me. So we were talking in an upstairs room and she said she has to go to the bathroom and she winked and shut the bathroom door. I was really looking forward to what was going to happen next, suddenly i hear the loudest, wettest fart I have ever heard and a disgusting sound like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water. It was so vile, This went on for almost a minute with me feeling more and more grossed out, then I heard her voice say "Hey theres no toilet paper in here, so I'm just gonna wipe later." That did it, I was out of there and calling my friend to pick me up.Film-Guy

"like chucks of wet meat being smacked against a pool of water"

*BARF* (Good simile though)

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#45 Premier1101
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Ive got a GREAT one! here:

I work with this girl who was smokin hot and we hung out at school and a bit after, but we were pretty good friends. I drove her home a few times and whatnot, nothing serious. then one day I spent 4 hours with her at the park and behind the tennis courts getting a back massage ;) and I took her back to work and we madeout for like 15 mins. Next week I take her home and we make out again. two weeks later(I think) I take her home again, make out and she tells me she loves me. I was like whoah.................... I had no idea what to say. I didnt love her right there and then, but I knew I could eventually, but I was stumped on a reply. I ended up saying after an awkward silence "Me too" as in I love you too, without having to say it(I didnt wnat to lie!)(even a white lie!) but after that things went downhill cause she thought she would screw up a relationship with me because we were good friends. so yeah. I wish things could've worked out....

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#46 quiglythegreat
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I've never had any really super intense moments with girls, but I have had very, very VERY VERY SERIOUS WTF moments. I don't want to go into it.
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Ive got a GREAT one! here:

I work with this girl who was smokin hot and we hung out at school and a bit after, but we were pretty good friends. I drove her home a few times and whatnot, nothing serious. then one day I spent 4 hours with her at the park and behind the tennis courts getting a back massage ;) and I took her back to work and we madeout for like 15 mins. Next week I take her home and we make out again. two weeks later(I think) I take her home again, make out and she tells me she loves me. I was like whoah.................... I had no idea what to say. I didnt love her right there and then, but I knew I could eventually, but I was stumped on a reply. I ended up saying after an awkward silence "Me too" as in I love you too, without having to say it(I didnt wnat to lie!)(even a white lie!) but after that things went downhill cause she thought she would screw up a relationship with me because we were good friends. so yeah. I wish things could've worked out....

Premier1101

that's not so bad.

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#48 Impex
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Ive got a GREAT one! here:

I work with this girl who was smokin hot and we hung out at school and a bit after, but we were pretty good friends. I drove her home a few times and whatnot, nothing serious. then one day I spent 4 hours with her at the park and behind the tennis courts getting a back massage ;) and I took her back to work and we madeout for like 15 mins. Next week I take her home and we make out again. two weeks later(I think) I take her home again, make out and she tells me she loves me. I was like whoah.................... I had no idea what to say. I didnt love her right there and then, but I knew I could eventually, but I was stumped on a reply. I ended up saying after an awkward silence "Me too" as in I love you too, without having to say it(I didnt wnat to lie!)(even a white lie!) but after that things went downhill cause she thought she would screw up a relationship with me because we were good friends. so yeah. I wish things could've worked out....

Premier1101

That's not really much of a WTF moment, but that sucks...

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#49 Premier1101
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[QUOTE="Premier1101"]

Ive got a GREAT one! here:

I work with this girl who was smokin hot and we hung out at school and a bit after, but we were pretty good friends. I drove her home a few times and whatnot, nothing serious. then one day I spent 4 hours with her at the park and behind the tennis courts getting a back massage ;) and I took her back to work and we madeout for like 15 mins. Next week I take her home and we make out again. two weeks later(I think) I take her home again, make out and she tells me she loves me. I was like whoah.................... I had no idea what to say. I didnt love her right there and then, but I knew I could eventually, but I was stumped on a reply. I ended up saying after an awkward silence "Me too" as in I love you too, without having to say it(I didnt wnat to lie!)(even a white lie!) but after that things went downhill cause she thought she would screw up a relationship with me because we were good friends. so yeah. I wish things could've worked out....

Impex

That's not really much of a WTF moment, but that sucks...

I thought woah wtf? but I didnt type it.... yeah it sucked but couldve been worse she couldve gotten pissed, but instead she starting ignoring me trying to make me forget about her, which didnt work....

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#50 -Makaveli-
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It's hard to explain this girl in a vivid enough way to picture her, but basically, imagine a totally sexually oblivious, but attractive Vietnamese girl. Basically, I was making fun of her in chemistry, and in a rage, she grabs my penis through my pants and more or less begins to jack me off in the middle of class, mind you totally unaware of what she's really doing. I was shocked,, but I wasn't about to stop her. That was three years ago, and I still give her crap for it :P