whats the weirdest dream you've ever had?

well i had weird but this ones short

i was 7 or 8 w/e, me and my old dog were chillin in my backyard, 2 mins later i was looking towards the back of the backyard (180o beheind me is my house) i turn around and i see KING KONG overshadow my house and rampage through the backyard, everything else i dont really remeber

I can never keep track of my dreams, but I do remember one instance where I was trying to fight a Sith(a.k.a. random guy with red lightsaber) with a regular handgun, then it occurs to me that lightsabers can't deflect metal...then I wake up. :?

Oh and there was another dream about drawbridges made out of giant iPods. Yeah that was weird.

This might be my last post here, so well, the weirdest dream I had was late night. I was in a state of away and not awake a saw images of things, visons and whatnot. Also, at somepoint I was awake but I could not move any part of my body. Its happens sometime to me. That was also werid. jkmetalf

i have dreams like that too, happens ~once a month, you wake up mentally, but dont have the ability to move your body. It Really Sucks When you wake up with your face in a plush pillow so its hard to breathe. i remember once i took a nap for a couple of hours and couldnt get my face out of the pillow, took me like 4minutes to actually get control and push myself to the side.

now to the topic i've had some really weird dreams

in one of my dreams there was me and two other people with torches running in a crop field on a moonlit night . we were running ranting about something and how we're going to get it. in the middle of the crop field was a shed and about 20feet away was a oversized nesquick style bunny man hopping around. the other 2 ran towards the shed and i steadily approached the bunny. as soon as i got close to him i realized that he didnt have legs and sheets below the waist line opened up and the grim reaper with swift scythe lopped off my legs.

i fell below the crop line and everything went black. when i opened my eyes in this new place of conflict under the only tree. the sky was pitch black, no moon, no stars, just darkness. as i began to look at my surrounding the horizen for miles in all directionswere filled with hundreds of thousands of packedancient warriors from all cultures , empires, fighting with golden weapons (swords, largeaxes, polearms, sickles)and goldenarmor. scattered among this land of war were large bonfires several feet high being the only source of light on the realm. and moving through the scene of carnage was this young boy in a royal cart with rich velvet coverings being held by 4men of his empire . the child of royalty had a green levitating shard in the palm of his hands. as if it was the only key to escape the mock-hell realm.

and thats when i woke up

Lol you punched your self? hahaxtn702