What's the most ironic thing about you?

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#1 UnwantedSpam
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-I call people douchebags for wearing hipster glasses and skinny jeans, but I have a mohawk.

-I don't like the Xbox 360 console very much, but I love its controller.

-I like baked potatoes, but I hate mashed potatoes.

-I consistently say "No Pepsi for you!!" in most news stories, but I would choose Coke over watery Pepsi any day.

Anyone else?

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#2 themajormayor
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That's not irony I think
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#4 Zeviander
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Ironically, none of those things are ironic.
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I like corn on the cob,but I hate corn in the can
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A lifejacket almost killed me.
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#7 UnwantedSpam
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Ironically, none of those things are ironic.Zeviander

That's why its ironic

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#9 deactivated-5b1e62582e305
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[QUOTE="Zeviander"]Ironically, none of those things are ironic.UnwantedSpam

That's why its ironic

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#13 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Ironically I like to criticise people for misusing the word irony.

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I'm racist, but go to church.

Kidding...

[spoiler] I don't go to church [/spoiler]

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Day dream about being a superhero. Daydream about beating up total strangers at the same time. Hmmm.
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I call everyone around me a fa ggot yet i'm the bisexual one.

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I consider myself a man of science, yet I am religous...not organized religion though

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#25 XilePrincess
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There's a chance of irony when one making a thread about irony doesn't know what irony means. Once again, F*** you very much, Alanis Morissette.
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#26 jerk-o-tron2000
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There's a chance of irony when one making a thread about irony doesn't know what irony means. Once again, F*** you very much, Alanis Morissette.

XilePrincess

My 11th grade language teacher used to sing that song to explain irony to us.....Either she sucked at her job, or the irony of the situation flew over my head.

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I'm sexy and I don't know it

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#28 outworld222
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Isn't it ironic that I'm the best looking guy on the planet, but I'm single? :(

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#29 jerk-o-tron2000
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Isn't it ironic that I'm the best looking guy on the planet, but I'm single? :(

outworld222

Not really.

Looks are 40%......You gotta have substance.

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#30 outworld222
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[QUOTE="outworld222"]

Isn't it ironic that I'm the best looking guy on the planet, but I'm single? :(

jerk-o-tron2000

Not really.

Looks are 40%......You gotta have substance.

Yes. You are right :( I don't have much substance.
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I find racism funny, am extremely pro-capitalism, don't care about the environment (though I do appreciate it's beauty at times) and just generally dislike most people, yet I look and dress like a fun loving hippy and love bohemian fashion and culture (to an extent). People just call me a hippy in public. I was riding the tram home from uni one day and some guy across the carriage kept yelling "HIPPY!" at me. Similar thing to that, though raised and legally listed as a Roman Catholic, I don't identify with the faith nor any religion yet people tell me I look like and call me Jesus. Another example, I was having a smoke before going into a shopping centre and some 15 or so year old kid kept looking at me, covering his mouth and saying just loud enough for me to hear "Jesus". This went on for like 3 minutes. I smiled and nodded in his direction and he kept going, no idea why.

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#32 jerk-o-tron2000
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[QUOTE="jerk-o-tron2000"]

[QUOTE="outworld222"]

Isn't it ironic that I'm the best looking guy on the planet, but I'm single? :(

outworld222

Not really.

Looks are 40%......You gotta have substance.

Yes. You are right :( I don't have much substance.

Not kidding....If Their infatuation is great, all you have to do is stand there and look pretty......But for the most part, just let them do all the talking and play to their likes.

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- I'm a slow thinker and learner. - I hate ketchup. - I don't like vegetables other than corn. - I don't like burgers. - I'm a shy person. to name a few....
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#34 freek666
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- I'm a slow thinker and learner. - I hate ketchup. - I don't like vegetables other than corn. - I don't like burgers. - I'm a shy person. to name a few....ArmoredCore55


Where's the irony in those (apart from the corn, I guess, but it'd have to be more like "hate veges, love corn")?

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Live in Japan for 10 years. Hate weeaboos.
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That list is clever.....Kick its ass!

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Omg I did number 3 xD Didn't attemp the "p" sound and didn't smile either. Guess I only lost on 2, the tongue and checking #5 :/
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I live in a desert. I'm cool.

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I have very violent thoughts by nature and yet there are certain things that I absolutly hate that have a violent spin on them.

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I listen to Slayer on my way to church.
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I listen to Slayer on my way to church.tylergamereview
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#44 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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A lifejacket almost killed me.Ace6301
This is irony. Most of the other examples given are more forms of hypocrisy.