What is your best advice for picking up women?

It's a numbers game.

Tell them straightforward, you want to pick them up in your arms to feel how much they weigh for some fictitious T.V show. Some freeminded women will let you do so for fun sake or getting notice on T.V.

Do it in public with a Microphone, Tell your freind to videorecord it. Will seem genuine :P

Humor, intelligence, and not being a desperate bitch. Also, have hair so curly it would make a greek god reach for a brush.

I've gotten at least a dozen numbers from women way out of my league. All I would do was walk up to her, tell her my friends are taking me out after a divorce to get laid. You tell her that you are not trying to pick her up, and let her know you dont do one night stands or any such swinish behavior, but to get your friends off your back, ask her to write her number down (not on a phone), just to make it look like you got her number. I would end up calling them a week or so later, letting them know who I was, bullshitting why I called, and far more often than not, they would agree to go out with me anyway. Best part? I've never been married.

Say hi and hows it goin while u smile softly at them. Thats half the work. The rest is up to your personality.

I don't seem to need to go through all the lavish behavior, I simply notice something about what they are wearing or doing and talk to them like I've known them for years (theres a fine line between this and being overbearing and creepy, but from experience I can walk it), from there I can often charm my way into their hearts and create sexual tension with my flirtations. It becomes very natural for both of us. I'm not a BSer, I'm a sweet talker. There is a difference.

AFBratt hit the nail on the head.

Be yourself unless you an asshole then don't, act cofident, be funny, be nice but don't act desperate, notice stuff about them such as what they're wearing, new haircut, perfume or jewelry basically crap you don't give a **** about but makes them feel special. Get a read on personality so you can tell if she's a bitch or not seriously it'll save you from losing half your shit in divorce settlements down the road.

lift with your back

OMFG! And it's been so long since we've gotten to use this...

Avoid the friend zone.

Simple.

Find the woman you want to be in a relationship with, kidnap her, put her in your dungeon and feed her heroin for a few months. Then you can let her go and as long as you have heroin, she'll always be by your side.

Tinder.. it works

Good luck.

Tinder is awesome. Works great :D

Touch her shoulder.

Obsess about her as if she is the only woman in existence.

Fail full speed. There are literally billions of women out there. Most of them will turn you down. If you go after 100 in one night and 1 says yes though....that's a heck of an evening.

Damn, I was too late....

Thats what im saying. Anything else is just increasing your Win ratio.

Talk to her about Jesus Christ.

I've honestly see it work on women (including my sister). Who are serious about relationships. It shows the stability and values, that's healthy for a relationship.

Honestly, you break them down with insults hidden in compliments.

Cosmo even made a list

Nothing will ever work better in your life. A steady diet of these and you're golden.

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know that they're people too

@mrbojangles25 said:

OMFG! And it's been so long since we've gotten to use this...

Damn you guys beat me to it!

Years of terrible advice and people are still making the same thread.

I can't remember laughing so hard this year. Thanks.

I follow my master's teachings

@toast_burner: Well I haven't seen a "stick it in her pooper" yet. Unless I missed something.

I remember that was a given back on GT years ago.

How much do you charge.Of course I mean by asking a hooker.

No memes

Women?

What are those, and how good are the graphics?

**** if I know. I can't relate to anyone, male or female. I don't even hold a basic foundation of social ability nor of much experiences that I can connect with others on. I have women approaching me at school and've no idea where to begin. My general social ineptitude will lead to my suicide eventually.

@MirkoS77:

Instead of that bleak attitude why not improve your social skills.......skills are something you can acquire, usually not innate. If girls are showing interest that's at least half the battle.

@AFBrat77: I've tried. I make people uneasy for some reason.

During the entirety of my 20s and 30s I was pretty much out of the social (or any) scene due to fighting disease (softball sized tumor in my chest) and struggling to cope psychologically. Now that I'm finally somewhat stable, I find I have very little that I can relate to people on except knowing about what it's like to survive severe illness. I've not lived a "normal" life.

Disease also makes people uneasy, especially younger people. People my own age (I'm 39) also have lives that I'm foreign to. They have homes, families, mortgages, careers. I know nothing about these, I'm in college trying to gain skills just to get out from under my parents' roof and gain my independence. People in their 20s don't want to have anything to do with me because of the age difference, but people my own age I don't know where to relate because mentally I am at the age of 20 year old.

Believe me, I try to keep a positive attitude, but every time I try to engage with someone (not just women) I run into a brickwall. I know what it's like to endure great hardship, but in a very real sense I'm a sheltered middle aged child inexperienced in the world from having to deal with it. This turns people off. There's an immense incongruity between my physical state and my mental/social state, and that makes it exceptionally hard to connect to people.

I'm not a bad looking guy and have attractive girls coming up to me, but once I open my mouth and try to connect they flee. It's incredibly heartbreaking and I don't know if it's going to end up killing me because I crave intimacy on every level of my being yet seem utterly unable to attain it. I'm in pain from ostracization.

I just don't know what to do anymore and am losing hope.

@MirkoS77:

The first thing you need to do is like yourself and be best friends with yourself. Find out what you are all about and what you like and do them, your self-esteem will improve immeasurably after awhile, forget about women for now, you don't need them right now (even if you think you do, honestly you don't need other people, you just NEED yourself), but you do need yourself. Only then, when you are confident and secure, should you branch out and practice social skills.

It's a process, but if you do this, you will be rewarded, and your life will be far better. It's a damn shame some people check out too early when they just need some adjustments to get on track.

I'll send you the bill ;)

As a woman I can tell you that self-love is very attractive. Become a whole person first, and you should not have an issue. But you should be picky as well. Try to go for someone who has similar morals, values, and traits that you would want. ADVICE: Try to avoid women/men who are an emotional drain (i.e. wishy-washy on their feelings, drama-filled, etc.)

Do for you first, and then the right person will come along.

Just be yourself & don't be a jerk, be a Gentlemen.

Yep, just be yourself. Different people have different preferences so if you're just going to act like someone else then you won't end up in a happy and satisfying relationship.

@ There are two ways to go about this I've learned:

1.Try and be chivalrous. Ladies first, pull out the chair, open the door etc. Do all that Prince Charming stuff and then ask her for some of her time.

2. a. Money: Discreetly make it known you have money. This can be accomplished by wearing a low key but expensive watch and shoes. Or buying expensive wine/champagne. This will attract all the golddiggers.

b. F%$k discretion and just spend money whether you are rich or not. Rent an expensive car. Buy expensive food wear expensive clothes. Spend money and women will follow.

Back straight, bend at the knees.

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@catalli:

Is that for how to do a hadouken? Or a Kamehameha?

@davillain-

He just means physically picking them up, as in lifting an object.

Oh, I see. Thanks.

@killered3: Either, if that impresses the lady and gets ya laid :P

"What is your best advice for picking up women?"

Best advice is to not ask about it here...

-Byshop

Hold them under the armpits and lift directly up.

Eye contact is pretty important. If you're shy like me and always have your eyes looking down, you'll miss out on a lot of opportunities, literally.

1. Wait until 4AM in a nightclub

2. Walk up to selected stranger

3. Drunkenly mumble "you'll do"

4. ????

5. Success!

But seriously. Don't expect to meet the love of your life in a dark shady nightclub or bar. Go out to places, movies, coffee shops, anything you have interest in. If you see someone you like, strike up a conversation. Chances are, they are there because they have an interest in whatever is there too. Similar interests are crucial IMO. Be friendly, but not pushy. Make eye contact and be smart with your words. You'll get knocked back no doubt, but if you don't try you never know. I was nervous as shit when I went up to my partner, but geez I'm glad I did! been together almost 3 years and haven't skipped a beat!

I disagree. Most of the members here are married or in relationships, we even had a female poster comment. Personally I just find the topic interesting, I am seeing a girl now but its always fun to get a glimpse in other peoples dating habits.

Well it wouldn't a forum without helping young men's to get a date right?

Don't be chivalrous, sensitive or overly willing to do anything for her. You'll pick up one of those girls that believe the woman is the boss. **** that.

Treat them like they are only slightly interesting and let them know that your career, money, car and nightstand are more important than they are.