Mine has got to be Samurai Cop.
@johnd13: Yeah it's far from the worst movie ever, but it might be the worst Superman movie ever. The story and characters are just written so poorly and stupidly that I just couldn't enjoy any of it. Brandon Roth was a good Superman but sadly that wasn't even close to being enough to save this turd.
Probably Star Wars the Phantom Menace. I can't think of any other movie I was excited to see that let me down so much. It failed in almost every way, from acting to storyline, and had more cringy moments than an episode of Full House.
Can’t seem to remember any? I’m a pretty good judge to movies before I watch them. Hope that made sense?lol. If I had to pick one,It’ll probably be Fight Club. I ended up walking out of the movie theatre. Just wasn’t my cup of tea.
Honestly the Star Wars Holiday Special is pretty awful. And creepy. Mostly creepy. I don't think anyone wanted to make it but money is money I guess.
Creepy old wookie....
Mine has got to be Samurai Cop.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuude Samurai Cop is epic.
I like the last fight scene. If you count, he changes his hair like five times.
Also the partner is great. And that one slut cop who hits on everyone and is like "Hey, wanna ****?" lol.
OMG and the henchman main villain. Seriously has the biggest chin/jawline in the world.
It is bad, though.
Guardians of the Galaxy 1 and 2. The writing was horribly atrocious.
I did see Infinity War though and it was a huge improvement.
@mrbojangles25: Hahaha, yeah. It's a good horrid movie. Have you seen Killing American Style?
Wish I could see my Netflix history but I don't have a account anymore I watched alot of shit movies.
Miami Connection 1987 the acting is hilarious.
@davillain-: I remember seeing this late one Friday night on TCM. That was just... wow. I know the guys from Rifftrax did this movie as well.
I was going to say something like Spectre (not the Bond film) or Deadly Prey, but those were low budget movies made by amatures. You expect stuff like that to suck, it's part of the charm. The worst movie I've watched made by professionals, with a big name cast was probably Gamer.
The premise is prisoners are offered a chance at freedom to basically be the real-life avatars in a fps death match. E-sports kids control their actions through a brain implant or something. So the core concept is some crap that has no business being anywhere outside late-night made for Sy Fy channel schlock, but this somehow got green-lit by a major studio that convinced Gerard Butler, Michael C Hall and Terry Cruz to partake at the hight of their careers. And other than a couple unintentionally funny moments, nothing good comes of any of it. And I'm theoretically part of the target audience.
The worst movie I've ever seen is THE ROOOM?!
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There is a guy at my work named, Mark. I've had to catch myself from saying, "Oh. Hi, Mark!" several times.
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed. It features Ben Stein. In this movie, Ben Stein tries to argue that the theory of evolution is responsible for all kinds of evil in the world. Evolution is not a worldview, though. It's like saying that gravity is a worldview. Ridiculous.
@Jag85: Anything from those two directors is trash, period. Their entire filmography is nothing but dated pop culture references, and plagiarism from marginally better movies. There's no actual jokes or humor in any of their movies, and they coasted in Hollywood by claiming to be "two of the six writers from Scary Movie". There are few filmmakers I actually despise--these two are it. Shame they lasted as long as they did.
An@l Orgy Master Baiting Wh0res On Heat pt. 70........nowhere near as good as 69...
Donnie Darko also, as was hyped so much, but just a pos film, totally boring.
The Disney Star Wars trilogy.
Yes. Far worse executed movies exist. For sure.
But in terms of enjoyability, it's kinda like watching the film equivalent of a screensaver. Some nice aesthetics, but just completely apathetic towards it.
Said, fairly obnoxiously, the final 4 eps of Clone Wars is the best film since ROTS and still stick by that.
Attack of the killer tomatoes. (So bad that it is good)
It used to be a cartoon....that's all I remember watching as a kid. Never watch the actual movie however.
WOW....it's been God knows how long since I've seen either the cartoon or that first movie. Might have to seek them out.
Attack of the killer tomatoes. (So bad that it is good)
It used to be a cartoon....that's all I remember watching as a kid. Never watch the actual movie however.
WOW....it's been God knows how long since I've seen either the cartoon or that first movie. Might have to seek them out.
For odd reasons, I just never got around watching the original film but yeah, I need to see it out but I do remember of enjoying the cartoon show.
Attack of the killer tomatoes. (So bad that it is good)
It used to be a cartoon....that's all I remember watching as a kid. Never watch the actual movie however.
WOW....it's been God knows how long since I've seen either the cartoon or that first movie. Might have to seek them out.
For odd reasons, I just never got around watching the original film but yeah, I need to see it out but I do remember of enjoying the cartoon show.
The film was a parody of grade B monster movies, but it was so long ago. I remember an episode of the '80s Muppet Babies cartoon had footage of the movie in one of their episodes; it had a guy wearing a parachute and a crowd of people chasing a bunch of tomatoes rolling down the street.
Remember the cartoon had a catchy theme song, though, back when TV theme songs was still a thing.
Has to be Battlefield Earth. Or Antonio das Mortes, I fell asleep like 3+ times during that and I almost never fall asleep over anything..
San Andreas. Look, I get movies like this are suppose to be unrealistic, but the movie just jumped the shark for me and I stopped watching like halfway or near halfway into the movie.
I don't know. But I will nominate The Dirty Dozen: Next Mission.
TV sequel made eighteen years after the original movie. Has Lee Marvin again, in the same war. The mission of the new dirty dozen is to assassinate a Nazi general/commander before he can assassinate Hitler, because he's a more incompetent commander than whoever they would replace him with. It's as stupid as it sounds.
Seriously, Hitler is NOT the target.
At least Mr. Marvin aged well. But still, eighteen years, same war.
Ernest Borgnine and the instructor are back too. You probably don't know any of the other actors. The new characters have none of the charisma of the old.
"Okay, chief."
I think you can guess who this is supposed to imitate.
Considering it's a TV movie, they did okay with the budget they had. Still, there is a cheapness to the whole movie. This being a small exception:
After they already insert themselves into occupied France by landing on a German base in German uniforms, there is a parachuting scene later. I was confused. They also had to expedite the mission earlier and skip the parachute training. That is why they landed instead. Maybe I wasn't paying attention somewhere. Probably it's just stupid.
It follows a lot of the same story beats as the original. The terms given to the new dirty dozen are exactly the same too. The operation doesn't go as planned at all. But I got the sense it was more because of budgetary reasons and bad planning by the filmmakers than for the story. I know they were having fun with this and doing it for the fans. I even liked it a little. But it's just so stupid and such a bad example of how to do a sequel.
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