What is the most common thing you hear, that annoys you the most.

When people who say "I hate rap and its the worst genre ever and I dont listen to it but [insert eminem/suicide boys/post malone/logic/lil dicky] is the greatest rapper ever"

That grates my nerves dude, I love all music and I respect that people dont like the same things; but whenever someone says this its so telling.

Any time an adult mentions God and is being serious.

Look...you want to be religious, fine, go to church, and keep that stuff to yourself.

But don't look at a pretty sunrise and tell me that God is the greatest artist of all time. Don't come up to someone at a funeral and say "God has a plan" like that somehow makes it better. Don't post a picture of your newborn infant and go "The Lord has blessed us with Baby McBabyface today".

You're a fracking adult, you should know why sunsets happen, that everyone dies and there is no plan, and you got laid and have a kid because you/your guy didn't pull out, and so forth.

The most and irritating thing I hear coming out of people's mouth saying "ummm" "umm" "uh" is the most annoying thing I hate hearing!

Also I like Eminem back when I was in High School :)

"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."

"I could care less."

Stalkers telling me the obvious.

It’s weird I think this harassment group might be delusional and stubborn enough to think stalking and harassing is helpful.

"Let me unpack this" when did this become a thing? started hearing it this year and now it's everywhere like some cult thing.

>Boooom, BOOM BOOM, Booooom< from like a mile away as they go down the road. STFU, not everyone wants to be exposed to your shitty taste in music.

But if you mean things people SAY, then it has to be "I'm not racist, but..."

People that keep repeating the same thing.

People that state the obvious "oh its raining... oh its a lovely day".

That's called 'small talk' and is essential when you leave the basement and keep bumping into real people. Of course, you could be an aloof creep who looks away when someone says "good evening". It's a free country in most places these days.

:-p

Also, "just let that sink in for a moment."

Stfu, I've already got two sinks.

Would you rather they just stare at you in silence for a few seconds while they think of a response? I've actually started doing that, people generally like to hear themselves talk and won't wait for you to give a well-thought out answer. "Ummmm" is sort of like you reserving your opportunity to voice your opinion.

Example A:

Person 1: I like apples. Do you like apples?

Person 2: Ummmm...sure. They're crisp and juicy. Yay apples!

Person 1: OMG they totally ARE crisp and juicy. YAY!

Example B:

Person 1: I like pudding. Do you?

Person 2: *silently thinks for a second* I...

Person 1: I like how it's thick and creamy om nom nom.

I agree, when public speakers say "umm" a lot I don't think much of them, but that's their job; to speak in public. When average people do it, I don't care.

Then again I guess this might just be your pet peeve and we gotta accept that ahaha. We all have stupid shit that pisses us off unreasonably.

I hate small talk. Is it really that essential? Feels so disingenuous. I'd rather have real silence than fake conversation.

I make attempts at small talk, but honestly I feel shitty afterwards. It's like "did I do it right? Shit I hope I didn't say anything weird"

Is it really creepy to look away? I usually just sort of do a smile or wave when I see someone I know at work. I mean do I need to talk to them every freaking time I see them? That would explain a lot, though, I feel like I am thought of as "weird" at work haha.

Ah well, if they actually were worth a damn, they'd talk to me instead of making presumptions.

I'm assuming you mean my 2nd point,

I should have clarified, its when people state the obvious mid-conversation, eg;

1st person - "We should go inside or under shelter, I think its spitting (very very light rain)"

5 mins later

2nd person - "Oh its raining"

Like really...??? That's so strange, I had no idea, that's what I mean.

And for the other example, you go out with friends or whatever and make plans 2-3 days before, you obviously check the weather forecast, but they still say "its a lovely day".

Can you come in early/on your day off?

Oh, also any sentence starting with the expression "kids these days."

People eating apples.

I don't like when people always complain. "Oh, too rainy... oh, too cold... oh, too hot... oh, too sunny" etc.

"Our thoughts and prayers...", it is said so much it just loses its meaning no matter how sincere the person might be.

a grown adult saying 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend'

followed by 'human race' which implies other 'races' are not human

Pretty much anything my customers at work say.

"let's take this offline" and "it is what it is" have never been said by someone who isn't a complete twat.

yeah this seems to be exclusively an american thing

yes that one gets me, its clearly 'I Couldn't care less' but people say it wrong all the time

Most of what we do and say is not essential.

When people mispronounce gif. While it is spelled with a 'g', it is pronounced with 'j'. Deal with it.

"Literally" & "Amazing" are overused.

You got an hour or so..?

• People who slam their car doors
• People who pull up in cars who have their music/radio on so loud everyone can hear it when their car windows are shut
• People who let their dogs bark/howl non stop in back yards
• People who honk their car horns while stationary in said car (it's illegal don't you know)
• People who let their children run screaming and crying up and down the street (sort them out)
• People who use the phrase what doesn't kill you makes you stronger (when your really sick that phrase means shit)

I have many more but i think I've probably annoyed half of the world so that will do for now..!! ;)

i know. but i pronounce it with a 'g' because **** you :P

How do you pronounce gift?

Something like "Money can't make you happy'

literally is literally the most annoying thing to me these days. literally

“Knock On Wood” is the worst phrase ever conceived. It infuriates me how often it is used.

I agree. Most of the time, small talk will feel less like a real conversation and more like stepping into a verbal minefield.

"Im a vegan."

"I'm offended by that"

@Peasly: I can tell you really don’t like noise

I usually just knock on wood literally. I don't say it.

@crimsonbrute: On that note, I think they're "dealing with it" just fine. They're saying whatever the hell they want, regardless of whether or not it's correct, while YOU seem to be the one who's getting bothered.

people who get your / you're wrong ;) (and there / their / they're).

same way as giraffe?

@Macutchi: I get your point, but just wanted to point out that oddity of gif vs. gift.

"Can you be more pacific?"

"You need to find a boy, get married and give me grandchildren" quote my Granny

People saying "Americans" when talking about USA citizens. Even my teams in Latin America say it when talking about people form the states. I always remind them that they are "Americans" as well.

This.

Also, "I'm not religious but I'm spiritual."

-Byshop

"what are you doing in my house?"

the use of "anymore" to mean "nowadays"

"there sure are a lot of people on their smart phones anymore."

what the hell is that??

"It Is what it is" or "thats life"

Anytime an adult uses something someone else did as justification for a terrible action another does. I see it alot in debates on politics (and system wars actually), usually someone trying to downplay something bad with a paper-thin "but such and such did this."

Yeah sorry, but what's one of the first lessons someone is taught in childhood? It's usually "two wrongs don't make a right." The "but, but mom he started it!" Argument never worked with your parents as a kid, and I doesn't work as an Adult now either.

*Sigh* Where to begin....

Many religious sayings such as:

• "I like to thank God for *Insert achievement*"
• "If it's in God's will"
• "God doesn't like ugly"
• "God is good! Hallelujah!"

Many Conspiracy/political related statements such as:

• "Chemtrails!"
• "Climate change is a hoax"
• "We never landed on the moon"
• "The government is behind *insert catastrophic event*"

Many racist/prejudice/stereotypical comments such as:

• "You're racist! Mistreating me because I'm *insert ethnicity group*"
• "Blue-eyed white devils"
• "Go back to your country!"
• Hearing the "N" word used in any form.

Some miscellaneous things:

• Ear-drum Shattering car sound systems
• Sound of Styrofoam grinding (Sends tingles down my spine)
• People that speak loud despite standing next to each other
• Loud obnoxious muffler noise from a V4 (and some V6) engine powered vehicles
• Sound of crying babies in a small enclosed environment (public, not home)
• Barking dogs that drone on all night
• People that blast cell phone music in public transportation/ipublic buildings

When people obsess over politics. They are awful to be around and are mad about something all of the time.

I hate when people do things slowly and you are stuck behind them. Walking, driving, whatever. They are usually oblivious to their surroundings, not paying attention, and wasting everyone's time. Example, so many people here drive distracted, and they think if they drive 10-15 mph under the speed limit, it's ok bc they are going slow.