Well let's see, it probably goes something like this: 1) Realize I just smoked my toe on something that I probably shouldn't have 2) Freeze on spot as if to think about what emotion to portray 3) Come to the notion that I am in extreme pain 4) Thus, I begin to breathe in very slowly, with a hissing-type sound and finally; 5) Say something I hope the neighbors don't hear like, "AHHH (expletive). THAT IS JUST AWESOME. (expletive) YOU FOR BREAKING MY TOE YOU PIECE OF (expletive) (object)" 6) Sit down on the nearest convenient surface, massage my toe whilst muttering obscenities under my breath 7) Possibly while - or after rubbing my toe, I stare down the object, as if I am intimidating it so it won't (expletive) with me again.
On the rare occasion that I've done this I usually take a short breath, bottle up my rage for a brief moment whilst biting my lower lip and then I let rip shouting out an amalgam of cuss words, animals and parts of the human anatomy (mainly genitalia) - something like: ****ing donkey ****!! **** YOU!!! You stupid monkey dog ******!!!
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