What do you shout out when you stub your toe?

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#1 muller39
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Mines, Why?!?!

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#2 Pirate700
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"Stella! Stelllllaaaaaaa!"

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#3 worthyofnote
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It's inappropriate to post.

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#4 MuddVader
Member since 2007 • 6326 Posts

****

or

son of a *****

or

****

I'm a potty mouth sometimes

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#5 spawnassasin
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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

and i think you know the rest

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#6 MAILER_DAEMON
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Mine's usually something nonsensical like "GRREHK!"
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#7 Curlyfrii87
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"Ouch!"

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#8 martialbullet
Member since 2006 • 10948 Posts

"AHH ************************************."

Yup, that's how it always is.

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#9 SpaceMoose
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"This is what it sounds like...when adults cry," and then some crappy synth music starts playing for some reason.
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#10 cheesyjon
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"Ahhhhhh... What the "Four Stars" was that!?"

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#11 drumbreak1
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fire on the poopdeck watch the port side cannons we're at war!

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#12 tocool340
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......

(translation: "God damn it! **** piece of **** Son of a ****." I usually grit my teeth while yelling in my head...)

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#13 zbdyx
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Son of a ******* **** ass mother ******* whore.
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#14 -Apathy-
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"Obeliscolychny!"
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#16 dercoo
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When in sever pain I usual yell out various swear words.

The most prominent being F**** and its derivatives.

One year at Thanksgiving my younger cousin sprayed what he though was water in my eyes. It was not water (anti fungal pool spray).

For many family members it was the first time they heard me swear. Easily topped 50 mod-able words.

More than in this Black Lagoon review (skip to 3:46 to get thejist of it) (Warning language)

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#17 Famiking
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"Iiiiyaaa" if I'm pissed or "Aiiiii" if I want to be innocent.
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#18 sammyjenkis898
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Something that involves the word "****."
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#19 S3XYT1M3
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I yell MONKEYS! if I'm being well behaved and have company, I yell *U**! really loud if it's extreme pain.

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#20 adv_tr00per
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scufucyfaeiygfAEgfoe

You know, that wierd sound.

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#21 LightR
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I don't usually yell anything. I just take a deep breath, let it out slowly then continue whatever I was doing before.

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#22 uglypinkmoose
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Fu** you "object i stubbed my toe on"

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#23 cheesyjon
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@uglypinkmoose

Nice username.

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#24 Bloodseeker23
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" I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!!!!!!" Seriously, probably a battle cry... haha
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#25 DigitalExile
Member since 2008 • 16046 Posts

"Ouch... wait, that didn't hurt at all."

Or

"Fuuuuuuuuuuu-" followed by that hissing noise everyone makes.

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#26 PistolGripPump
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Well let's see, it probably goes something like this: 1) Realize I just smoked my toe on something that I probably shouldn't have 2) Freeze on spot as if to think about what emotion to portray 3) Come to the notion that I am in extreme pain 4) Thus, I begin to breathe in very slowly, with a hissing-type sound and finally; 5) Say something I hope the neighbors don't hear like, "AHHH (expletive). THAT IS JUST AWESOME. (expletive) YOU FOR BREAKING MY TOE YOU PIECE OF (expletive) (object)" 6) Sit down on the nearest convenient surface, massage my toe whilst muttering obscenities under my breath 7) Possibly while - or after rubbing my toe, I stare down the object, as if I am intimidating it so it won't (expletive) with me again.
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#27 SpaceMoose
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@uglypinkmoose

Nice username.

cheesyjon
Wow, another moose. That makes at least 3 of us now.
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#28 higgydiggy
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Hijole!

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#29 higgydiggy
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

@uglypinkmoose

Nice username.

SpaceMoose

Wow, another moose. That makes at least 3 of us now.

If I could i'd change my username to my gamertag so that makes at least 3.5 of us.

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#30 nelson415
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FUUUUUUUUUUUU__

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#31 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

@uglypinkmoose

Nice username.

SpaceMoose

Wow, another moose. That makes at least 3 of us now.

Who's #3?

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#32 freek666
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"ow"

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#33 raven_squad
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An increasingly more graphic string of curse words depending on the severity, unless blood is drawn. In that event, I shriek like a girl.
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#34 JuggaloRandall
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Oh Bob Saget! Among other obcenities.
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#35 RobboElRobbo
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Just odd noises.

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#36 JustBeingFrank
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yyyouuuuuccccchhh is what I yell.
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#37 Khoaki
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Surprised noone has posted that yet.

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#38 QWERTYCommander
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"****ing ****!", or sometimes just "****!"

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#39 ber4fun
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son of a shhhhht!!

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#40 JigglyWiggly_
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the pointy things on a breast.
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#41 CleanPlayer
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Awwww Toe, why'd u do that toe
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#42 spawnassasin
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the pointy things on a breast.JigglyWiggly_

:lol: why that

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#43 Dante2710
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I hit it with my other toe, double the pain, double the gain i say.
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#44 certifieddata
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"****ing ouch." or just "****."

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#45 DJ-Lafleur
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"Awwwww *insert inappropriate S-word that is a synonym for poop here*!"

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#46 BumFluff122
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I shout out "Bubblegum and Tornadoes!!!"

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#47 t3hrubikscube
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I tend to say the "S" word.
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#48 LikeHaterade
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I hit it with my other toe, double the pain, double the gain i say. Dante2710

I lol'd. Good stuff there.

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#49 Brutal_Elitegs
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On the rare occasion that I've done this I usually take a short breath, bottle up my rage for a brief moment whilst biting my lower lip and then I let rip shouting out an amalgam of cuss words, animals and parts of the human anatomy (mainly genitalia) - something like: ****ing donkey ****!! **** YOU!!! You stupid monkey dog ******!!!
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#50 -eddy-
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oh satan! in finnish though so it's not as twangy sounding