What could you do with three hamsterS?

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#1 1mpaler-w6rbnd
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My hamster gave birth to 7 cute baby hamsters last week. wonder what to do with them? Drown them? DONE. Torture them? DONE. Feed them to their mom? DONE. But I still have two little ones living. what should I do?

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MMM I SMELL GOOD GAME
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Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.
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#4 PecansAreNuts
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Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.bangell99

Before you do that, you should fry them with those delicious panko breadcrumbs. Mmm, tasty! :)

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With very little money....Id say....

breakfast, lunch and dinner.

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MMM I SMELL GOOD GAMExid32

lol that would be Hilarious letting ur hamster loose in ur house...and hunt for them with a shotgun....

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#7 1mpaler-w6rbnd
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Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.bangell99
As much as that sounds...err...good in no way, They're this tiny little critters that look like fetus that was wrapped in bloody murder and are no bigger than my finger nails. It's just creepy.
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#8 SirSnafflepuss
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Put a hamster in your hand. Throw it at wall as hard as you can. Watch it explode.
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make them my slaves.
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Breed = Army.
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#11 C_BozkurT_C
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Breed = Army.aaronmullan
to fight the lobster army?
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.1mpaler-w6rbnd
As much as that sounds...err...good in no way, They're this tiny little critters that look like fetus that was wrapped in bloody murder and are no bigger than my finger nails. It's just creepy.

No bigger than a fingernail? Hmm... Maybe have them in a salad then?

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#13 Irish_Bassist
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Shoot them out of a cannon!!!

Or train them to walk on stilts. Either way is good

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OH!!! i have the perfect idea!! name one hamster solid, one liquid, and the other solidus!! Keep them separated..and have one hamster eat ALOT...another hamster to eat normally....and one hamster to barely eat but give him hamster steroids.....then when they grow older have them meet in the same cage!!! omg EPIC battle!!!
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#15 dandy461
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How about you be nice to them feed them clean them out change there water brush them keep them safe keep them warm!:evil:
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I'd say build hampster wheel generaters and make them power your electronics.
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[QUOTE="1mpaler-w6rbnd"][QUOTE="bangell99"]Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.bangell99

As much as that sounds...err...good in no way, They're this tiny little critters that look like fetus that was wrapped in bloody murder and are no bigger than my finger nails. It's just creepy.

lol.!

No bigger than a fingernail? Hmm... Maybe have them in a salad then?

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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="1mpaler-w6rbnd"][QUOTE="bangell99"]Eat them. They're good with BBQ sauce.1mpaler-w6rbnd

As much as that sounds...err...good in no way, They're this tiny little critters that look like fetus that was wrapped in bloody murder and are no bigger than my finger nails. It's just creepy.

lol.!

No bigger than a fingernail? Hmm... Maybe have them in a salad then?

You quoted wrong. :| You were meant to say lol, not edit it into my post. :P

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#19 sbs13
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I would talk to them about my personal problems.
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I would talk to them about my personal problems.sbs13

You can't do that! Then we'd have nothing to discuss here in OT! :P (Yes, that is a joke about the girl advice threads)

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#21 sbs13
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[QUOTE="sbs13"]I would talk to them about my personal problems.bangell99

You can't do that! Then we'd have nothing to discuss here in OT! :P (Yes, that is a joke about the girl advice threads)

But the difference between hamsters and people in OT...is that hamsters are so unassuming and non-judgemental.
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OH!!! i have the perfect idea!! name one hamster solid, one liquid, and the other solidus!! Keep them separated..and have one hamster eat ALOT...another hamster to eat normally....and one hamster to barely eat but give him hamster steroids.....then when they grow older have them meet in the same cage!!! omg EPIC battle!!! ReaperV7
solid hamster, I can see the sequels now...
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[QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="sbs13"]I would talk to them about my personal problems.sbs13

You can't do that! Then we'd have nothing to discuss here in OT! :P (Yes, that is a joke about the girl advice threads)

But the difference between hamsters and people in OT...is that hamsters are so unassuming and non-judgemental.

Plus, they can't talk. :|

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[QUOTE="sbs13"][QUOTE="bangell99"]

[QUOTE="sbs13"]I would talk to them about my personal problems.bangell99

You can't do that! Then we'd have nothing to discuss here in OT! :P (Yes, that is a joke about the girl advice threads)

But the difference between hamsters and people in OT...is that hamsters are so unassuming and non-judgemental.

Plus, they can't talk. :|

Thats always a bonus!
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#25 SoSadLife
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Oh well, you might as well give them to me so i can give my friend who will probably shoot them.
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two words: target practice
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OH!!! i have the perfect idea!! name one hamster solid, one liquid, and the other solidus!! Keep them separated..and have one hamster eat ALOT...another hamster to eat normally....and one hamster to barely eat but give him hamster steroids.....then when they grow older have them meet in the same cage!!! omg EPIC battle!!! ReaperV7

This is the right answer.