What are some really weird dreams you had?

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#1 Posted by GreekGameManiac (6439 posts) -

It was like Spring 2007 when i saw this dream..

I was in my aparment,and went outside on the yard....

Everything was gray..colourless,and it was so silent,like it was the end of the world..

Ppl were packing to leave,and there was this hieroglyphic eye inside a golden shield/circle...looking at me...

It left a message in graffiti form,in some strange language,which my mother(wtf??)read...

"Everything will go as you want" - o.o

So what are some really bizarre dreams you had?

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#2 Posted by soulless4now (41388 posts) -

A soul reaper was watching me.

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#3 Posted by konvikt_17 (22378 posts) -

i was peeing on the floor, then i started masturbating then was driving my car.

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#4 Posted by wis3boi (32507 posts) -

if you pee in your dreams you pee for realz

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#5 Posted by konvikt_17 (22378 posts) -

if you pee in your dreams you pee for realz

wis3boi

lol

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#6 Posted by br0kenrabbit (15222 posts) -

I've had this dream three times; 1995, 2002, and again in 2008. It's always exactly the same:

I'm in a desert on the edge of a cliff, and over the cliff way off in the distance I see a metal city shaped like a wagons wheel (kinda like Midgar in FFVII, but the first occurrence of this dream predates that game). After looking at the city for a bit, I turn around and a few hundred yards behind me I see a bunch of people laying face-down on the ground. A few men are walking among them and shooting them in the back of the head.

I run up and lay down beside one of them and ask "why don't you run? They're going to shoot you anyway."

"It's suppose to be this way." He replied.

I hear a noise and look up, and see three craft that look very similar to the newer VW Beatles, but instead of wheels they have a large ducted fan set into the bottom of their chasis. They are flying in a triangle formation and when they pass over me, they start turning back in my direction.

I stand up and start running toward some metal buildings, one of them being shaped like a ships smoke stack, even tilted sideways a bit as they are. I run into this building and it's some kind of trinket shop. I start looking at some stuff in a glass display counter and notice a stone affixed to a rope, and upon the stone are three symbols arranged in a triangle: a triangle at top, and a square and circle at the bottom.

I'm pondering this stone when a little girl (8-9 years old) with shoulder-length black hair and a full-length blue dress tugs at my arm. "It's your name," she says, "your new one. But you'd better run! Run, run, run!"

So I start running around the store trying to find a way out, but all I see are windows; no doors. I always wake up at this point in a cold, panicked sweat. Every time I've had the dream I've felt unsettled for days afterward.

It's the only dream I've ever had more than once.

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#7 Posted by jim_shorts (7320 posts) -

I had a dream I shot my roommate's dog to death. It wouldn't die and I kept shooting it over and over again but it just kept looking at me with its big puppy dog eyes.

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#8 Posted by spaceninja818 (425 posts) -
I had a lot of weird dreams. Flying cows, talking cat, three headed cobra and the end of the world are some of the weirdest dreams I had. I can't remember any good ones.
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#9 Posted by theone86 (21555 posts) -

Recently I had a dream that I was a Punisher-esque superhero. I don't remember much, but I was in a martial arts fight that ended with me grabbing a gun and shooting the guy in the face.

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#10 Posted by Wiimotefan (4150 posts) -

All my dreams are pretty strange. I guess most people can say the same really.

Lucid dreams are always the coolest though. I used to always wake up the moment I realize I'm dreaming, but eventually "learned" to stay in it. Usually the first thing I do once I know I'm dreaming is fly. I know it sounds dumb, but its really fun.

The strangest dream I had in a while was the night Other M came out, whenever that was. I kept on waking up into another dream. Everything would seem so real, but there would always be something that made me realize I was dreaming. At first I was riding around with a friend and saw a house I used to live in, but the porch was built strangely. If you're not sure that you're dreaming you usually try to find a digital clock. If what you see makes no sense you're dreaming. I tried to look at the clock in my friends car, but he kept saying "dont worry about it dude, we have plenty of time!". So I woke up at another friends house. Long story short, things werent adding up, so I woke up again and again and again, each time more realistic. By the last time I "woke up" I was in my room. Everything seemed perfectly normal, but when I walked out to the dining room the table was gone and I was like oh f*ck, again? Finally after that I really woke up. It took me a few seconds to be sure of it.

Crazy sh*t man. I had to wake up 9 different times before truly waking up.

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#11 Posted by SaudiFury (8709 posts) -

i had a recent dream where i was in bed with each and every ex and people i've ever had a crush on.

it was both a dream... weird.. and a nightmare....

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#12 Posted by Tylendal (14681 posts) -
Well, last night, I dreamed that a friend of mine was eating barbecued chain-mail in teriyaki sauce.
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#13 Posted by lonewolf604 (8652 posts) -
I had a dream where I was about to lose my vcard, then I woke up and was very sad.
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#14 Posted by hippiesanta (10299 posts) -
I make love with a volkswagon
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#15 Posted by MirkoS77 (12983 posts) -

I had a lucid dream once and it was one of the most incredible experiences I've ever had. I started out on the ground in Japan at night in the middle of a storm surrounding by those Japanese temples (the ones with one roof on top of another that get smaller with each floor that are from the 1400s or whenever). I remember looking down at my hands, which were surrounded and burning with blue flames, similar to Hellboy's girlfriend.

Wearing a backpack for some reason, I climbed the first tower, and the streets below flooded into an ocean with huge waves. I proceeded to jump from one tower to another, each miles apart, Matrix style. I distinctly remember as I was about to land in another temple for the first time that it was going to hurt badly with the speed which I was going, but there was no pain upon landing, and I proceeded to jump from temple to temple above the flooding streets below.

I then flew above the ocean for a while, constructed a movie set :? and awoke. I was on a high for days, and unfortunately I've never been able to lucid dream again. Being able to will reality into whatever I wanted was just amazing and I'd give anything to have another one.

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#16 Posted by muller39 (14953 posts) -

I always forget my dreams.

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#17 Posted by sune_Gem (12463 posts) -

Oh ho ho ho... :oops:

Let's just say some get so strange I'm not even willing to share them with strangers that I'll never meet over the internet. :o

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#18 Posted by shadowkiller11 (7956 posts) -
It's rare for me but even my nightmare/weird dreams I always want to continue dreaming because I'm that arrogant and think I will prevail with whatever that dream is so I wake up dissapointed and try to go back to sleep hoping I'll be where I left off, Never do though. Only had this recurring dream when I was little, pretty tame now but I was like 4-5. The family would tower over me with me standing outside in the garden, they'd then shut the door cutting off any light and when I used to look into the darkness I just saw beady eyes, then bam get killed by a wolf/animal but with each recurring dream I would progress alittle further. After about 5 or 6 dreams I killed the wolf but then 2 others came and killed me. Stop having the dream after that..
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#19 Posted by johnd13 (9354 posts) -

I get weird dreams all the time but the weirdest I can remember is from my early childhood.

I was in a jungle along with my brother and we were chased by a bunch of animals maybe dinosaurs too. It is really vague having been so far away in my past but the most interesting thing is that at the end of the dream still somewhere in the jungle a giraffe kissed me.

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#20 Posted by WolfattheDoor34 (3278 posts) -
I dreamed I was being shown the image of happiness with a long piece of black leader. I couldn't see happiness in the picture, but at least I saw the black.
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#21 Posted by bnarmz (1372 posts) -
Before I go to sleep at night I meditate, in my youth I was schooled in various ways on how to do this. I don't dream because there is nothing to contemplate. My subconcious is clear due to the earlier meditation session. Dreams is just your mind reflecting on earlier thoughts and events. The last wierd dream I've had was about war. But the reason for that may be due to falling asleep while still playing a video game.
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#22 Posted by Jehuty08 (1951 posts) -

I had a dream that was a little like V (the 80s one) aliens were invading but they looked like us. For whatever reason, Jason Stathom was there kick a lot of ass... In like every scene. I dont even think it was relevent to the story progression. I rember screaming at him "GOD! STOP PUNCHING PEOPLE IN THE FACE!"Jehuty08


After watching Inception again, I had a dream about it. In my dream, a guy came up to me and said "Im your sub-conciouse defense, someone is performing an extraction on you" there were a whole bunch of gun fights and car chases shortly after. Now that I think about it, the extractor was most likely pulling a Mr Charles on me :PJehuty08


In this particular dream, I got home and noticed that the door was wide open. I walked in to discover 3 scantily clad ladies. Im all like "hello" 8) then they all pull guns out (now that I think about it, wonder where they were hiding them) and one of them says "yeah, this is a home invasion, tell us where all of the valuables are". before the guns came out, I totally thought that dream was going to go a whole nother direction.Jehuty08

my dreams were really awesome for like a 6 month span of time. they have been really boring lately though :(

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#23 Posted by konvikt_17 (22378 posts) -

last night had a dream about me playing a Kirby game on my DS.:P

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#24 Posted by Laihendi (5876 posts) -
I had a dream one time where I was a cameraman working on a new movie with Elijah Wood. I had another dream where I was Frodo and I was in some kind of PS1 style platformer, and I was with Cersei Lannister. She was complaining about something and being a very difficult person to work with.
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#25 Posted by Hatiko (4669 posts) -

One time I got a wife. Then these demons were coming so my friend said we had to fight them I told my wife to go into our cave (IDK, we had a cave instead of a house) and hide. Then I went into the cave and went into the back of it to find her after the demons (they looked like the rot from Animal Man/Swamp Thing) and she wasnt there. Then I looked towards the front of the cave and she was standing there and let out this horrible scream like a mutant and ripped off her skin and the all the demons ran towards me like she was calling them. I ean away into a wall, tripped through the wall and woke up. Never gonna get married.

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#26 Posted by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

About a month or so ago I had a dream that I was downstairs in my cellar with my cousin playing a new Grand Theft Auto Game. The odd thing is that the main character of the game was a guy known as "Mitt the Rit" who went by the alias "Sh1t Romney". Basically the Grand Theft Auto Game was about a young Mitt Romney who was somehow a GTA-style criminal. Then a big loud boom was heard outside and I went outside under the deck and started putting some kind of white sheets around the deck.

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#27 Posted by RickySandstorum (95 posts) -

i was peeing on the floor, then i started masturbating then was driving my car.

konvikt_17
That kind of sounds like a type of dream people have during nocturnal emissions.
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#28 Posted by Alter_Echo (10724 posts) -

I once dreamed that I lived in an isolated cabin by a lake with Sean Connery. We spent our days fly fishing and carving a canoe out of a huge log by hand. Neither of us ever had our shirts on and after a hard day of carving canoes we would swim naked in the lake.

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#29 Posted by WolfattheDoor34 (3278 posts) -
I once dreamed that there was a face in the floor there all the time but unfelt by all others and unseen by you until you knew just as you felt it didnt belong
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#30 Posted by theone86 (21555 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

i was peeing on the floor, then i started masturbating then was driving my car.

RickySandstorum

That kind of sounds like a type of dream people have during nocturnal emissions.

That's happened to me. I dreamed that OT was devoid of conspiracy-loving libertarians and I guess I just couldn't help myself.

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#31 Posted by konvikt_17 (22378 posts) -

[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

i was peeing on the floor, then i started masturbating then was driving my car.

RickySandstorum

That kind of sounds like a type of dream people have during nocturnal emissions.

ha, woke up completely clean.

nothing was emitted.

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#32 Posted by konvikt_17 (22378 posts) -

ive actually never had wet dream.

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#33 Posted by KiIIyou (27185 posts) -
Was one where the zombies slept during the day in trees and tricked me into helping em outta a big box by imitating people talk.
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#34 Posted by dbz987 (3764 posts) -

I did the cha cha slide with Goku and Vegeta at a birthday party.

And they were better at it then I am

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#35 Posted by rastotm (1380 posts) -

Just a while ago I had some kind of dream about a huge abandoned, scary looking house. After some random, pointless walking in the house together with people I don't even know. I noticed creepy things lurking around, this eventually escalated in the death of one of those creepy things. A while after that I apparently knew the location of some more creeps, so I decided to weapon up. At that moment I noticed a huge amount of medical instruments, which do suit as weaponry. Shortly after that I encountered one of those creeps, but this didn't end up in a violent fight, as I noticed that the thing attempts to communicate. After some really weird attempts at that, I encounter some dude from the military who explained that these creeps are children of family that has been used as medical experiments. At that point I felt that my job was done, so decided to leave the house. But when doing so I encountered a raging mob of people with weapons storming the house, somehow I was responsible for this mob but I didn't know why. Logically I attempted to stop them but that didn't work out, yet this mob ended up partying in a room for no sensible reason whatsoever. I guess it my brain was happy with this idiotic being over.

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#36 Posted by ghoklebutter (19327 posts) -
Well, I just had a dream about some woman I know running after me, cornering me in some room, and then killing me with a small knife. :S
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#37 Posted by sune_Gem (12463 posts) -

If I tell you OT, promise you'd keep it a secret?

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#38 Posted by johnd13 (9354 posts) -

If I tell you OT, promise you'd keep it a secret?

sune_Gem

YES!

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#39 Posted by Ghost_702 (7405 posts) -
Sometimes I have dreams where I try to run really fast but can't. I'll end up at like a 15 degree angle from the ground trying to run as fast as possible but move as slow as a turtle.
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#40 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -
I married Kendall Jenner.
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#41 Posted by johnd13 (9354 posts) -

I married Kendall Jenner.TonyDanzaFan

When I saw your username I was sure your dream would involve Kendall Jenner.

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#42 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -

[QUOTE="TonyDanzaFan"]I married Kendall Jenner.johnd13

When I saw your username I was sure your dream would involve Kendall Jenner.

The dream was a lot longer, but I'm too lazy to type it. Basically, I abandoned my family to work on a farm. While on the farm, they brought back the simple life, except it was Kendall and Kylie instead of Paris and Nicole. I wasn't the boyfriend of either, these farming brothers were. When the show ended they decided to leave with me instead. Kendall married me, and I moved into their house. Alec Baldwin was the butler for our 100 story house. I ended up building an underwater nightclub in the atlantic ocean, designed by Del the Funky Homosapien. THere was tons of seeexxxxx going on at the Jenner house. One of Kendall's old boyfriends tried to get her back, but nuh uh, not on my watch. She had feelings for him but realized I was the one that she truly loved!!!!! If the mods would just unlock this thread, then I could post the whole dream. But I can't see what I fully wrote because they locked it. GRRR!!! >:( http://www.gamespot.com/forums/topic/29301576/how-do-you-feel-about-the-kardashians?msg_id=338409419#338409419
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#43 Posted by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

Well, I just had a dream about some woman I know running after me, cornering me in some room, and then killing me with a small knife. :Sghoklebutter
That reminds me off a dream I had a few years ago. I was at school and some guy was chasing me across the sidewalk and people would be in front of me while the guy was chasing me, so I would telekinetically move them out of my way and into the way of the guy chasing me with a wave of my hand. I guess it was a cool dream, but really If I could move people like that, why was I running?

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#44 Posted by Hatiko (4669 posts) -

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]Well, I just had a dream about some woman I know running after me, cornering me in some room, and then killing me with a small knife. :Swhipassmt

That reminds me off a dream I had a few years ago. I was at school and some guy was chasing me across the sidewalk and people would be in front of me while the guy was chasing me, so I would telekinetically move them out of my way and into the way of the guy chasing me with a wave of my hand. I guess it was a cool dream, but really If I could move people like that, why was I running?

Obviously too lazy to turn around.

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#45 Posted by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="ghoklebutter"]Well, I just had a dream about some woman I know running after me, cornering me in some room, and then killing me with a small knife. :SHatiko

That reminds me off a dream I had a few years ago. I was at school and some guy was chasing me across the sidewalk and people would be in front of me while the guy was chasing me, so I would telekinetically move them out of my way and into the way of the guy chasing me with a wave of my hand. I guess it was a cool dream, but really If I could move people like that, why was I running?

Obviously too lazy to turn around.

hmm, I never thought of that explanation.