[QUOTE="xTheExploited"][QUOTE="p00zer"]Paintings. One with fruit.
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nudity and fruit? its nice to see the artworld is still keeping it fresh and new.I kept it fresh, don't worry. i am not worried about the freshness of the fruit. ;D
I once had a job with extremely incompetent managers and so little oversight that you could literally not show up for weeks and they wouldn't even notice. There were no schedules or anything, employees just clocked in at a card reader when they wanted to work and clocked out when they didn't. Some people really pushed things and would sometimes clock in at the beginning of the day, leave, then come back later and clock out.
This lasted for an entire year before the managers were fired and actual organization was put into place. Amazingly this was a private company, not a government agency or anything.
I once worked a job where I cleaned water/fire damaged homes. It was a temp job before I got the job I have now, so luckily I didn't have to do it too long.
I worked at a collectibles shop that had a booth at one of our local annual fairs for a weekend or so, they mostly specialized in sports collectibles but they also carried those Ty Beanie Baby thingies that were such a fad just over a decade ago, people completely ignored the sports stuff and were mostly interested in the Beanie Baby products, and for like the whole weekend I watched as people would come in, inspect like every Beanie Baby we carried, watched each of them moan and groan about the slightest defects then chuck it back into the bin like they were chucking trash, and I'd get yelled at every time I mistakenly called those Beanie Baby knock-offs, "Bam Beanos" (sp?) a "Beanie Baby", people would yell at me like I said the most offensive thing imaginable, and everyone was all melodramatic about the Princess Dianna death and going crazy over that hideous butt ugly Princess Bear collectible, and they loved these things so much they'd get these UV protection plastic cases for each individual Beanie Baby... it was a very surreal weekend, I've never felt so disconnected from reality for so long.
I was a messenger once in the summer days. Though my designated spots were really undesirable. One was going up and down a hill, the other was inaccessible with a road -__-
Worked at a place that made various prepared vegetables for restaurant use. The weirdest parts of the jobs were: - We would cut the top and bottom off of an onion, throw it up a table to someone standing there with an air powered hose (like you use to inflate your tires). They would blow the air at the onion peel to blow off the peel, and then toss it into a bucket. Repeat this until you have filled up about 60 buckets. - When we had to make celery sticks someone would load the celery stalks onto a conveyer belt that ran them through some blades. The cut up stalk would flop down onto another conveyer belt and then a team of 6 or so people would pick all the junky stuff out and separate the whole sticks from the parts. - When doing green peppers we would shove the pepper top part first into a sharpened extension of a 55 gallon steen drum with a shop-vac motor on top of it. It would suck out all the insides of the pepper. All of the stuff in this place was like hand crafted by some mad scientist. It was an odd job indeed.
Worked at a place that made various prepared vegetables for restaurant use. The weirdest parts of the jobs were: - We would cut the top and bottom off of an onion, throw it up a table to someone standing there with an air powered hose (like you use to inflate your tires). They would blow the air at the onion peel to blow off the peel, and then toss it into a bucket. Repeat this until you have filled up about 60 buckets. - When we had to make celery sticks someone would load the celery stalks onto a conveyer belt that ran them through some blades. The cut up stalk would flop down onto another conveyer belt and then a team of 6 or so people would pick all the junky stuff out and separate the whole sticks from the parts. - When doing green peppers we would shove the pepper top part first into a sharpened extension of a 55 gallon steen drum with a shop-vac motor on top of it. It would suck out all the insides of the pepper. All of the stuff in this place was like hand crafted by some mad scientist. It was an odd job indeed.BrianB0422
I was a camp counselor one summer. I was given all the special ed kids (ranging from mental retardation, ADHD, and severe emotional disorders). Fridays made me cry because that was field-trip day...
Which meant carrying screaming children on my back, foraging through plants trying to find runaways while praying that no one had fallen in the bear exhibit or been abducted by kiddie rapists.
I was a camp counselor one summer. I was given all the special ed kids (ranging from mental retardation, ADHD, and severe emotional disorders). Fridays made me cry because that was field-trip day...
Which meant carrying screaming children on my back, foraging through plants trying to find runaways while praying that no one had fallen in the bear exhibit or been abducted by kiddie rapists.
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