Weird Poll: Chuck Noris vs. Masterchief

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#1 0757691
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C'Mon guys, I just had this discussion with my friends, and they are also on Gamespot. They say Chuck norris is god. I mean MastrChief with his Armor...Duh!! OFCOURSE MasterChief wins!

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#2 kornholio360
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Master Cheif would own Chuck Norris anyday....then again anyone could do that. :lol:
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#3 skizz624
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I thought Chuck Norris was Master Chief.
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#4 CHAOSWEAV3R
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Master Chief, because Halo rules and I don't really give a damn about Chuck Norris.
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#5 0757691
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Master Chief, because Halo rules and I don't really give a damn about Chuck Norris.CHAOSWEAV3R

Word bro

*sorry for trying to be like a *

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#6 vitriolboy
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But can the Chief beat ROBO-NORRIS!?!?!?!?!

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#7 ff7fan2
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Chuck. He cemented his place in history with Walker, Texas Ranger.
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#8 Apocalypse33
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Chuck Norris
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#9 Bourbons3
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Chuck Norris owns all...duh
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#10 PickGlove243
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I want Master Chief to win, only because I'm so tired of the Chuck Norris fad :x
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#11 Elviathan
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Master Chief would win just because he has the SMG.
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#12 Zaeryn
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OH LAWD Chuck Norris stole my fried chicken.
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#13 Grouchu
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I want Master Chief to win, only because I'm so tired of the Chuck Norris fad :xPickGlove243

Fads go away. Norris is here to stay.

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#14 foxhound_fox
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In terms of "real" Chuck Norris, it would be a wash, MC would esaily win, he has superior physcial ability and superior technology. However, if we are talking fad Chuck Norris, well, MC wouldn't stand a chance.

Let's also not forget, MC is pretty weak in terms of characters in the video game world.
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#15 certifieddata
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Chuck Norris.
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#16 mac906
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Chuck Norris would win. :P
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#17 AsakuraHao2004
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Cmon...Its Chuck Norris.

If he could cure diseases if he sheds a tear (never) then he could beat up Master Chief.

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#18 Zaeryn
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Chuck Norris is the pansy version of Steven Seagal
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#19 makaveli2344
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Master Chief, because Halo rules and I don't really give a damn about Chuck Norris.CHAOSWEAV3R

Agreed.

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#20 webby1
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SMG? one of the worst weapons in the game.... and he would still own Chuck The Nub
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#21 stevendiep_100
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the kick is called roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris would win because you can't kill god

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#22 CptJSparrow
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Chuck Norris. No contest.
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#23 webby1
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Master Chief would own him just like Bruce Lee did.:P

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#24 dakangsback
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I don't even know who chuck norris is.
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#25 Recycleation
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Chuck Norris is a worthless piece of ****
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#26 lugiemojeed
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Chuck knows how to fight and use guns so Chuck FTW
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#27 Pepperpop10
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What would Master Chief do with an SMG? Those suck. Melee him?

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#28 Locke_108
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Eh, Halo is fun but Master Cheif isn't that cool. And Chuck Norris used to be awesome, but now he kinda wore off. I guess I would have to go with Chuck. Roundhouse kicks are better than green armor and a gun any day.
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#30 0757691
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So Chuck Norris is like Jessica Alba Hype!
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#31 playstation2004
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Master Chief.
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#32 0757691
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Master Chief.playstation2004

Yeah, no round house kick would beat armor and big guns!

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#33 Owned_Noob
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MC durr
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#34 0757691
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MC durrOwned_Noob

Why do people vote for Chuck Norris with his roundhouse kick?

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#35 FragMonkey09
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summersualt kick lol? Its called the roundhouse kick!
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#36 Denjin_hadouken
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Samus Aran owns them both.
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#37 CRS98
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Chuck Norris is god-like to Masterchief, with bone-crushing, Indiana Jones' balls crushing, kicks, but Masterchief is a warrior-born tough ass mutha****a training ever since a child.

In reality: Chuck is not that strong, and Masterchief does not exist. /thread

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#38 Bulldog19892
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Master Chief really isn't all that hardcore in comparison to anyone else. He lives in a fantasy world where he can get away with doing things that in any other character's world would be completely impossible. I'd compare him to Jack Bauer. Depends on which Chuck Norris. The real one or the fantasy mega powerful one? Marcus Fenix could take him, and Dante from Devil May Cry would obliterate him in seconds.
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#39 deactivated-5a155dd59341e
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I was going to vote MC but he has the SMG... So I vote Chuck Norris.
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#40 lovemenow
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i thought chuck Norris was master chief

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