Top 30 facts about The Most Interesting Man in the World

There's a video in the link too. I find this really funny.:lol:

Top 30 facts about The Most Interesting Man in the World

Im a teetotaler. But I cant stop laughing atThe Most Interesting Man in the World, the fictional celebrity endorser for Dos Equis beer (similar toChuck Norris Facts). Asusual, the new ad spots are proof positive that beer advertisers are the funniest in the world.

But I digress. Im not here to talk about beer ads. Im here to name the most interesting facts about The Most Interesting Man in the World. They are as follows, according to reputable researchers, top scholars, and his contemporaries:

1. He lives vicariously through himself.
2. He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
3. He never says something tastes like chicken not even chicken.
4. Hes been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
5. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
6. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body.
7. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
8. Hes a lover, not a fighter, but hes also a fighter, so dont get any ideas.
9. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
10. His shirts never wrinkle.
11. He is left-handed. And right-handed.
12. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
13. He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
14. You can see his charisma from space.
15. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
16. He once punched a magician. Thats right. You heard me.
17. If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close due to poor attendance.
18. His blood smells like cologne.
19. His organ donation card also lists his beard.
20. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
21. He doesnt believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
22. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
23. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
24. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
25. His hands feel like rich brown suede.
26. He owns three sports cars and rents five.
27. He once taught a horse to read email for him.
28. He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
29. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
30. He is the most interesting man in the world.

I thought this was a thread about me, not some old tv commercial guy. I'm disappointed.

1,000% more badass than any fictional beer pitchman.

im not usually a fan of these, but i kind of like this one:

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'