The Funniest Exam Answers EVER!

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#1 Yakuza_Pride
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Taking exams is a dreadful thing. The pressure of doing well to get a passing grade is sometimes too much to handle. But sometimes finding an easy way out is the only solution. I just had to share these with you.

Check out the most funniest exam answers ever!

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#2 Serial-No_3404
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i did the find x one...the last one on the page....in my calc class last year.....i got half credit cause my teacher thought it was funny :lol:
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#3 cool_baller
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the last one x=5
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#4 Yakuza_Pride
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The 10th answer was funny because the teacher replied to the answer with "SEE ME".
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#5 Panzer-schreck
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Some of those were taken from Tim's chem exam, the most epicly conquered test ever taken.
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#6 SunofVich
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I remember that anytime I got one of those question where it asks you something then asks why. I usually answered "Becuase I said so" Suprisingly a few times I didn't get marked down for it.
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#7 Panzer-schreck
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Because it is relevant to the topic, I resurrected Tim's chem exam for all of you. It was popular on the internet a few years ago, but the hosting site got shut down. I, with my mad skills, managed to find the pieces of the exam I had saved to my computer .So here it is, resurrected. It's out of order, and I might be missing a couple pieces. But that doesn't matter, it's still funny as hell.




















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#8 The_Tombo
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these answers are awesome!
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#9 race_suace
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haha find x
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#10 Udsen
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH LOL
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#11 Honenheim
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daaaaaaam !! hahahaha awesome LULZ hahahaha :lol:
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#12 Judza
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Love em all, I could never do that myself (take exams seriously here), but funny as.
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:lol: SEE ME :lol:!
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#14 rudyroundhead
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:lol: Yeah I was hoping the elephant one was on there and it was. #1 did take the cake though.
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#15 -kaz3-
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Saw this some time ago. That TMNT one...lol.
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lol x
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#17 Galzakian
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I cracked up at the first one and didn't stop :D

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They've missed the best one. My apoligies to the ladies out there; this isn't my writing.

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#19 TacticalElefant
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They've missed the best one. My apoligies to the ladies out there; this isn't my writing.

Ranger_x8b



LMAO XD

LOL, Hey just wondering, you from Arlington? Or just a Rangers fan?

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Hey just wondering, you from Arlington? Or just a Rangers fan?

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I live in the area, but I've been a Rangers fan even when I was living in Houston during my child years.

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#21 TacticalElefant
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[QUOTE="TacticalElefant"]

Hey just wondering, you from Arlington? Or just a Rangers fan?

Ranger_x8b

I live in the area, but I've been a Rangers fan even when I was living in Houston during my child years.



Looked at your profile, Dallas is close enough I guess. I live in Arlington, and I went to a sushi bar close to the ballpark (whoever says Ameriquest Field can go SUCK IT) the other day lol.
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#22 deactivated-5b4bf92fc902e
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I thought the elephant one was funny.
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old pics are old... >_>
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#24 luke1889
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old pics are old... >_>enormousaxie

And funny is always funny. :P

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#25 sthadji
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lol That was awesome, even though I've seen most before.
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#26 Brainkiller05
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:lol: good topic
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LOL
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#28 muppet1010
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lol the elephant is awesome... i might try the find the x one in my mocks if I cant do it...
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#29 -MlKE-
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Find the X..."here it is," that was good and the one where it says expand and he just wrote the problem over again spreading out the letters were the two funniest.
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#30 Poshkidney
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the person who did number one should have goten the mark becuase they did follow the question and it wasn't clear

from anwers meybe some questions here are some

Exam questions that were rejected

  • Andy Parsons: "A lot of people say that the exams are too easy. Is the answer A: Yes or B: David Beckham."
  • Russell Howard: "With illustrations describe the Prophet Muhammad."
  • Gina Yashere: "A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, what time will it be cancelled?"
  • Frankie Boyle: "All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..."
  • Hugh Denis: "If the world's temperature is rising at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?!"
  • Frankie Boyle: "Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question."
  • Hugh Dennis: "Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?"
  • Andy Parsons: "Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstations? Answer: 'Cross', 'Triangle', 'Circle' or 'Square'."
  • Frankie Boyle: "Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C."
  • Clive Anderson: "Sex education practical, report to me in the stationery cupboard."
  • Frankie Boyle: "If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?
  • Hugh Dennis: "Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'"
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#31 MgamerBD
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I feel bad now.:lol:
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#32 Atarii
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Some of these are great answers :)

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#33 m4gicm4rty
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lool
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#34 frankyfitz
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Number 1) was quite funny
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I love the Batman integration.
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the person who did number one should have goten the mark becuase they did follow the question and it wasn't clear

from anwers meybe some questions here are some

Exam questions that were rejected

  • Andy Parsons: "A lot of people say that the exams are too easy. Is the answer A: Yes or B: David Beckham."
  • Russell Howard: "With illustrations describe the Prophet Muhammad."
  • Gina Yashere: "A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, what time will it be cancelled?"
  • Frankie Boyle: "All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..."
  • Hugh Denis: "If the world's temperature is rising at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?!"
  • Frankie Boyle: "Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question."
  • Hugh Dennis: "Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?"
  • Andy Parsons: "Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstations? Answer: 'Cross', 'Triangle', 'Circle' or 'Square'."
  • Frankie Boyle: "Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C."
  • Clive Anderson: "Sex education practical, report to me in the stationery cupboard."
  • Frankie Boyle: "If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?
  • Hugh Dennis: "Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'"

Poshkidney

:lol: mock the week is great...

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#37 carrotthead
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the "find x" one went up as my dp on msn almost immediatly after i saw it...LOL!!!
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[QUOTE="Poshkidney"]

the person who did number one should have goten the mark becuase they did follow the question and it wasn't clear

from anwers meybe some questions here are some

Exam questions that were rejected

  • Andy Parsons: "A lot of people say that the exams are too easy. Is the answer A: Yes or B: David Beckham."
  • Russell Howard: "With illustrations describe the Prophet Muhammad."
  • Gina Yashere: "A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, what time will it be cancelled?"
  • Frankie Boyle: "All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..."
  • Hugh Denis: "If the world's temperature is rising at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?!"
  • Frankie Boyle: "Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question."
  • Hugh Dennis: "Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?"
  • Andy Parsons: "Do you think kids spend too much time with their Playstations? Answer: 'Cross', 'Triangle', 'Circle' or 'Square'."
  • Frankie Boyle: "Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C."
  • Clive Anderson: "Sex education practical, report to me in the stationery cupboard."
  • Frankie Boyle: "If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?
  • Hugh Dennis: "Can you master this phrase?: 'Do you want fries with that?'"

muppet1010

:lol: mock the week is great...

I knew I'd heard those names from somewhere! :lol: brilliant show and brilliant topic, I wish I'd done that in school but alas! It's too late :(

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haha the last one is so funny
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#40 Hell_Dude
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Yeah, right...
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#41 Severed_Hand
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oh, the LULZ!!! :lol:
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#42 TalesofRaGnArOk
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Wow, the greatest ones were the ones I cant repeat :lol:

Lol, what about the funny essays?

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#43 Tylendal
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You ever thought about the fact that "I don't know" is technically the correct answer to many questions?
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:lol: those are great!
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[QUOTE="Ranger_x8b"]

They've missed the best one. My apoligies to the ladies out there; this isn't my writing.

TacticalElefant



LMAO XD

LOL, Hey just wondering, you from Arlington? Or just a Rangers fan?

lmao
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i loved 7!!! :lol:
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#47 queenfan66
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You ever thought about the fact that "I don't know" is technically the correct answer to many questions?Tylendal
ill remember that next test i have...