I want go sky diving. My life is pretty tame i guess, craziest thing i can think of is ahh street racing... or maybe that time me and my bro was in the back of a pickup throwing firecrackers at the cars on the highway, but that was more stupid then crazy.
I jumped off the top of a ship once. Unfortunately, the jump turned into a belly-flop and, well, you know how people say that falling into water from a great height is like falling on concrete? Turns out it's true :(
....not very legal, but started releasing flies into the uni's particle collider. actually i thought that was a lot worse than it was. they were running simple tests when i did it so the flies were fine, and i assume they got out before anybody did something fun (IE searching for the god particle, that would kill the flies...) well, there's also using pressurized air and 5 pounds of zinc oxide to make big blue roman candles on the 4th of july, and when i was a kid i did way crazier stuff. like climbing maybe 70 feet up a redwood tree then falling, jamming me feet between that tree and another's trunk to slow myself, and as they got fatter near the base dislocating both my ankles... (yes, you can dislocate an ankle, the little sliding bones pop off their tracks, i had maybe 12 foot bones out of place on my right foot.) to commemorate that i now have little hard edged C shapes on both my feet (3 sides of a box) where they went in to put my bones back in place, and my left foot sets off metal detectors.
I want to go bungey or sky dive...even though Im afraid of heights...I know I would be scared ****less but I guess that I'll still jump and at the middle of it I would be like "MY GOD WHY DID I DO THIS?!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
So at my birthday party last year, I was really hyper at and did this OMEGA jump and did a flip and it was awesome until my face hit the bottom of the pool.
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