"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"
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Everybody loves Raymond...Execpt Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
Using his trademark roundhouse kick,
Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
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