Nothing is grosser than watching an adult (or child) let their dog lick their face/mouth. Don’t even get me started on feet or scabs. Do you know where their mouth and nose is for at least an hour a day? And don’t give me this ‘their saliva has healing properties’ crap. If it did they’d bottle it. You’ll never see Polysporin or Ozonol marketed as ‘effective as a dog’s spit’.
Stop it already. I think less of you, and so does everyone else. You are, in essence, doing what Divine did at the end of Pink Flamingos and that’s disgusting.