so i have a speech due tomorrow in class thats worth 25% of my grade...

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#1 KingPeru
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and IM NOT READY!!! :(

is there any way i can like mess up my throat so i can like lose my voice or make it sound like i was sick?

help plz! i dont wanna ggive my speech tomorow in front of everyone!! im not READY!!! :cry:
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#2 pinneyapple
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Just man up and get it over with.
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#3 Brutal_Elitegs
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Swallow some broken glass?
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#4 Mr_Mudkip
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A knife to your jugular vein works just fine.
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#5 KingPeru
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Just man up and get it over with.pinneyapple

i dont even have it ready to GIVE IT....all i have it justa bunch of notes but no speech

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#6 Serraph105
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just fake being sick tommorow and use that time to get ready
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#7 KingPeru
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oh and i dont wanna like die or loose a lot of blood in the process of tryin to get out of it :|
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#8 pinneyapple
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[QUOTE="pinneyapple"]Just man up and get it over with.KingPeru

i dont even have it ready to GIVE IT....all i have it justa bunch of notes but no speech

Yeah i know, but just make up what you don't have :P

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#9 Quent1015
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Improv the whole thing. Just talk about how communism is better than capitalism or how if you divided by 0 the earth would break. Or, maybe, talk about how nanobots are the key to the future. The key is to be completely serious and never flinch.
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#10 KingPeru
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Improv the whole thing. Just talk about how communism is better than capitalism or how if you divided by 0 the earth would break. Or, maybe, talk about how nanobots are the key to the future. The key is to be completely serious and never flinch.Quent1015

the point of this thread is to find a way so I dont have to give a speech tomorrow...

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#11 lonewolf604
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why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsible
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#12 Quent1015
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[QUOTE="Quent1015"]Improv the whole thing. Just talk about how communism is better than capitalism or how if you divided by 0 the earth would break. Or, maybe, talk about how nanobots are the key to the future. The key is to be completely serious and never flinch.KingPeru

the point of this thread is to find a way so I dont have to give a speech tomorrow...

Or, you can do what I said and have your speech that much better than everyone else's.
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#13 KingPeru
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why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsiblelonewolf604

because we r all family in OT :oops: n family members help each other out, no matter how much u hate/dislike/love the person

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#14 lonewolf604
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsibleKingPeru

because we r all family in OT :oops: n family members help each other out, no matter how much u hate/dislike/love the person

have a nice day with a bloody throat and a 25% less grade
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#15 Serraph105
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[QUOTE="Quent1015"]Improv the whole thing. Just talk about how communism is better than capitalism or how if you divided by 0 the earth would break. Or, maybe, talk about how nanobots are the key to the future. The key is to be completely serious and never flinch.KingPeru

ignore lonewolf and see my answer above if your speech really is worth 25% of your grade then i suggest you take my advice since that is too much credit to miss out on

the point of this thread is to find a way so I dont have to give a speech tomorrow...

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Just tell the teacher to not taze you, bro. he/she/it will give you an A
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#17 GrandRex
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tomorrow before you go to school drink coffee and lemonade at the same time, you'll throw up and you would also have time to make it for Friday
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#18 KingPeru
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[QUOTE="KingPeru"]

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsiblelonewolf604

because we r all family in OT :oops: n family members help each other out, no matter how much u hate/dislike/love the person

have a nice day with a bloody throat and a 25% less grade

i thought u loved me! :cry:

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#19 Serraph105
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or since you said you have notes you could act likea college person and pull an all nighter yes they do suck but hey you have a good story to tell your friends the next day

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#20 lonewolf604
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[QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="KingPeru"]

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsibleKingPeru

because we r all family in OT :oops: n family members help each other out, no matter how much u hate/dislike/love the person

have a nice day with a bloody throat and a 25% less grade

i thought u loved me! :cry:

instead of posting useless comments you could be making a speech right now
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#21 Tezcatlipoca666
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Don't show up? Are you still in high-school btw?
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#22 MikeMoose
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Fake sick its not that hard dude...

If that doesn't work just act like your voice is messed up.

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#23 Weapons_Free
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You can't do any worse than I did. Sophmore year of high school I had to give a 10 minute speech on gun control. Anyway, I volunteered to go first. For some strange reason, its something I would never do, I think I was trying to impress these cheerleaders. Anyway, I didn't even have note cards, I was confident I had the thing memorized. So I start my speech, staring off into space, and am doing well until about 2 minutes in I just go blank. I stop, try and start, fail, try and start again, fail again. Then I'm just standing there, looking at the teacher like a dumbass. I flat out tell him that I can't go on and sit back down. I had to give the speech again the following day, I was so nervous I pretty much just read the damn thing off my note cards and skipped over half of it. So, good luck with that.
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#24 gorilazandgames
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don't go to school. duh!
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#25 SpaceMoose
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Just pretend that you are in your underwear.

No, wait, that's not it...

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#26 Maaarrrz
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Just pretend that you are in your underwear.

No, wait, that's not it...

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You're supposed to pretend you're not wearing underwear.
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#27 bluezy
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And you're on GS? Smart.
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#28 Renegade_Fury
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Just don't go. Hell, I wish I could stay home tomorrow since I'm actually sick, but unfortunately I can't afford to miss labs in college.
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#29 -Jashan-
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best advice u will ever get: Be the 1st one to present reason is the teacher wont really have a standard to compare ur grade to other studes if u go later on so u have a better chance of a higher grade if she grades it as u do it
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#30 Weapons_Free
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When you get up there ask for a moment of silence for the victims of the fires in california. Then while everyone has their head down, walk out the door.
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#31 FootFetish24
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A knife to your jugular vein works just fine.
Mr_Mudkip

I 2nd THAT. if ya can stand the pain, go in deeper and say you slipped and fell on a knife pointed VERTICAL.

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#32 WhOOmpa260
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I'll make you feel better. I've got a 3hour 15minute year 12 english exam tomorrow, where you have to write 2x800 word essays and 2x400 word essays (2 on texts and 2 on issues) and the exam contributes %50 of my total grade for the subject. So don't stress, leave that to me :)
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#33 DrinkDuff
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[QUOTE="pinneyapple"]Just man up and get it over with.KingPeru

i dont even have it ready to GIVE IT....all i have it justa bunch of notes but no speech

stay up and finish it, goddamn.
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#34 Bill900
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I don't even have school tommorow :P

Parent-Teacher meetings FTW! :D

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#35 Putzwapputzen
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oh wow, good luck man, i hope you do well.
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#36 MichaeltheCM
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should have prepared for it then instead of spending so much time here :|
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#37 Napster06
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Drink a bottle of chilli sauce and DONT drink after that.

In the morning, drink CHILLED water before you go to school. You should get a raspy voice.

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#38 fkholmes
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[QUOTE="KingPeru"][QUOTE="lonewolf604"][QUOTE="KingPeru"]

[QUOTE="lonewolf604"]why should we help someone who is , incompetent, and irresponsiblelonewolf604

because we r all family in OT :oops: n family members help each other out, no matter how much u hate/dislike/love the person

have a nice day with a bloody throat and a 25% less grade

i thought u loved me! :cry:

instead of posting useless comments you could be making a speech right now

Don't be such a jerk.

If you don't/can't do it, try and fake illness. If you are desperate, put your fingers down your throat and vomit.

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#39 pianist
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Well, at least you got a lesson in responsibility. See, you're lucky that being unprepared this time will only cost you some marks. In the future, not doing your homework may cost you your job. Next time, start the project earlier. Do it a little bit at a time, so that it never seems overwhelming.
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#40 james28893
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Put your fingers down your throat or get some vegetable soup, keep some in your mouth, go in front of your parents and let it all out.

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#42 Shadowlinex
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Shot yourself in teh foot... then tell yout instructer you stepped on a gun?