She's a brunette with pink streaks in her hair...

How do I get her attention?

Should I make fun of everyone who is different, be the loudest (in the employee lounge), and essentially convey alpha male-ism? Or should I sneak up behind her, sniff her, then tell her she smells nice?

She just entered the room, what do I do?

Walk up to her and tell her that you need to inspect the carpet to see if it matches the drapes.

be smooth bro...

Are you 10 years old????????You sound very childish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08

Walk up to her and say the following:

"I heard there's a party inside your mouth and I'm coming!"

the line, "hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

This.

See how far you can get to her without noticing. She will be presently surprised and flattered by the warm air of your breath on the back of her neck.

Say Helloooo!

Thread title sounds like it could be the start of a really cheesy song.

She's a brunette with pink streaks in her hair/

She got fake boobies, but I don't really care.

Say hello!

But what about:

"Hey baby, do you have 11 protons? Cause you're sodium fine."

I am not 10 years old; I am eleventy years old, okay?

Yep

I thought about making a sodium joke too, but then I thought "Na"

Touch her shoulder.

Come at me mods.

Ask her if she likes Metal Gear Solid or Splinter Cell more and why.

If she just picks one then move on, but if she gives a thorough and well-elaborated response then she is worth dating.

Actually, that is my standard. Bonus points for picking MGS

Ask her to dinner and a movie and go from there.

How dare you.

Ignore her and move on. She probably already has a super ripped bf who treats her like shit and will **** you up if you talk to her.

But I understand your attraction, watching hot girls working for a living is hot.

Sniff her butt

Bro....all you have to do is show her this and she'll be yours. She'll get the hint.

Any of the following lines have been proven to work:

1. "Your Dad must be an alien, 'cause there ain't nothin' like you on Earth!"
2. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
3. "If you were words on a page you'd be FINE print."

Whip it out is always the right answer.

Coming from a girl, I would say try your best to find a conversation starter. Something that interests you both. If you don't see any evidence of her being a video game fan, you could start by asking, "I've never dyed my hair pink, is it hard to get your hair like that?"

Just go up and ask casually. After that you could ask questions about work or hobbies, anything that isn't too personal. If you see her in a restaurant or cafe or whatever, you could ask if she goes there often. Find out where she likes to eat or drink. If it doesn't look like she's trying to get away from you or not really answering your questions, at some point ask, "oh I like that place too, you want to go there together sometime?" If she is uninterested, leave her be, please. =)

Have you been pressing F5? Because that ass is refreshing

So much infallible wisdom in this topic. You can't go wrong with these advices OP, she'll be begging you for more in no time. Some of my favorites include:

@Allicrombie said:
"hey baby, wanna Adobe my Photoshop?" always works for me.

@jasean79 said:
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I heard there's a party inside your mouth and I'm coming!

@wis3boi said:
Have you been pressing F5? Because that ass is refreshing

Lol the replies in here are pretty clever. TC is obviously joking.

The girl exists but my suggested "approaches" do not.

Was definitely fishing for "suggestions", haha.

You do know that TC said he is Eleventy years old right?

Just be yourself.

Unless you're a horrible person, then don't be yourself and try to maintain the ruse for as long as you can.

Gotta hit her with an ultra combo none of them single jabs and kicks

Just had to, for old time's sake.

Put a gun to her head and say bitch lets make out

Do it the way James Bond would.

shaken, not stirred?

Walk up to her and wrap your arms around her shoulder. pull her toward you look her in the eyes then tell her "Hey baybee, you smell like my fart."

@basutei: let your heart do all the talking. say whatever you feel atm.

@the_foreign_guy said:

Just had to, for old time's sake.

ROFLMAO

Who's the dude anyway ?