What's your move?
Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?
Let's hear it.
Update: She's a blond; and now she's brought in an equally hot brunette friend.
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Nothing. I just like something to stare at until I'm done. Besides, I don't need to do anything that might make the wife jealous.
if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers, then one night while she says something like "why can't more straight men be like you" that's when you confess you've been having these confusing heterosexual feelings and are really confused and you think it's because of her, and that will totally boost her ego
or
act like a totally bigshot business guy...
you don't need to impress her, just make other guys understand she's yours. piss on her man, mark your territory.
if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers, then one night while she says something like "why can't more straight men be like you" that's when you confess you've been having these confusing heterosexual feelings and are really confused and you think it's because of her, and that will totally boost her ego
or
act like a totally bigshot business guy...
That's all well and good if you don't meet any gaybashing personalities
You could also just court here like any other normal person
Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.
We should be friends.
Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.
This. I might have a chance if a woman approached me, but that almost never fucking happens because it's always the guy that has to have confidence. I wish I could pull some confidence out of my ass, but I can't, so it looks like I'll continue being a virgin for a long, long time.
if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers
This is actually kind of true... I am a gay man and women like to hang out with me. I don't exactly know why, because I don't really like to do girly stuff like shopping and things like that. But it's always a lot of fun going out to party with 5 of my girls (and they are all blondes lol) and seeing all the other guys stare at me like 'how does he do that?'. I have had guys coming up to me telling me I'm the luckiest guy in the world. But hey, they don't know I'm gay.
Well I guess it's different for me because there's absolutely no sexual tension, so we can simply have a good time. Plus the girls are always teasing me when they're dressing up, telling me I need to feel up their boobs and stuff. But I don't want to do that haha.
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