She's the hottest chick in the gym...

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#1 Edited by Basutei (25 posts) -

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

Update: She's a blond; and now she's brought in an equally hot brunette friend.

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#2 Edited by jasean79 (2593 posts) -

@basutei said:

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

Maybe if your thread read "HE'S the hottest GUY in the gym", yeah..

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#3 Posted by elkoldo (1775 posts) -

Don't waste the goddamn time.Ask her out for a coffee.

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#4 Posted by brimmul777 (3374 posts) -

Go ahead,give her a bone.

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#5 Posted by darkmark91 (3030 posts) -

I would simply try to hide my boner. :P

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#6 Posted by zaowin (25 posts) -

I'll walk up to her while flexing and ask if she needs any tips on getting buff like me cause I'm a stud

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#8 Edited by one_plum (6505 posts) -

No pics?

*leaves*

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#9 Edited by jun_aka_pekto (22645 posts) -

Nothing. I just like something to stare at until I'm done. Besides, I don't need to do anything that might make the wife jealous.

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#10 Posted by yokofox33 (30774 posts) -

Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.

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#11 Posted by SolidSnake35 (58768 posts) -

I would walk over and be like... what time is it?

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#12 Posted by indzman (27735 posts) -

@yokofox33 said:

Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.

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#13 Posted by indzman (27735 posts) -

@basutei said:

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

Shes probably got a b.f. do your homework on her quite well before you make your move. good luck :)

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#14 Edited by lamprey263 (34508 posts) -

if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers, then one night while she says something like "why can't more straight men be like you" that's when you confess you've been having these confusing heterosexual feelings and are really confused and you think it's because of her, and that will totally boost her ego

or

act like a totally bigshot business guy...

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#15 Posted by EPICCOMMANDER (1103 posts) -

What's a chick?

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#16 Posted by lostrib (49999 posts) -

Don't bother people when they're working out

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#17 Edited by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

@basutei said:

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

do I think you'll impress her with a 23 pound curl and a two toned headband... well, here's my answer.

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#18 Edited by PSP107 (16733 posts) -

@one_plum said:

No pics?

*leaves*

lol, for some reason I expected a pic. But that will be wrong of him posting a pic of her and posting it on the internet.

@EPICCOMMANDER What's a chick?

I think they lay eggs.

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#19 Edited by VaguelyTagged (10701 posts) -

you don't need to impress her, just make other guys understand she's yours. piss on her man, mark your territory.

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#20 Posted by -Blasphemy- (3353 posts) -

personality > everything else, if you can charm a girl you can get almost any girl you want

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#21 Edited by commander (14216 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers, then one night while she says something like "why can't more straight men be like you" that's when you confess you've been having these confusing heterosexual feelings and are really confused and you think it's because of her, and that will totally boost her ego

or

act like a totally bigshot business guy...

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That's all well and good if you don't meet any gaybashing personalities

You could also just court here like any other normal person

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#22 Posted by Netret0120 (3475 posts) -

3 second rule. Ask her to coffee

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#23 Posted by jasean79 (2593 posts) -

@lostrib said:

Don't bother people when they're working out

This. People come to the gym to blow off steam, not blow off potential losers gawking over them, trying to ask them out.

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#24 Edited by Basutei (25 posts) -
@jasean79 said:

@basutei said:

What's your move?

Will I impress her with my 23 lbs bicep curl and two toned headband?

Let's hear it.

Maybe if your thread read "HE'S the hottest GUY in the gym", yeah..

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#25 Posted by speedfreak48t5p (12689 posts) -

@yokofox33 said:

Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.

We should be friends.

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#26 Edited by Basutei (25 posts) -

@one_plum said:

No pics?

*leaves*

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#27 Posted by ShepardCommandr (4844 posts) -

I wouldn't do anything cause i am loser with no life.

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#28 Posted by SwagSurf (3022 posts) -

I'll wear my fedora to represent my atheism like this dickwad.

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#29 Edited by uninspiredcup (25332 posts) -

I'll be at home watching come dine with me.

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#30 Posted by mjorh (6742 posts) -

Take a leap of faith! either you'll fail or you'll be the conqueror!

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#31 Posted by gamerguru100 (12687 posts) -

@yokofox33 said:

Nothing. I'm too chicken to ever approach a woman. And that's why I'm single and a loner. Oh well.

This. I might have a chance if a woman approached me, but that almost never fucking happens because it's always the guy that has to have confidence. I wish I could pull some confidence out of my ass, but I can't, so it looks like I'll continue being a virgin for a long, long time.

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#32 Posted by TheFlush (5900 posts) -

@lamprey263 said:

if she's out of your league then it's not happening... unless you really go out of your way, I suggest pretending to be gay, women, attractive women, love gay guys, she'll want to your BFF, take you shopping, help her pick out cloths and shit, have sleepovers

This is actually kind of true... I am a gay man and women like to hang out with me. I don't exactly know why, because I don't really like to do girly stuff like shopping and things like that. But it's always a lot of fun going out to party with 5 of my girls (and they are all blondes lol) and seeing all the other guys stare at me like 'how does he do that?'. I have had guys coming up to me telling me I'm the luckiest guy in the world. But hey, they don't know I'm gay.

Well I guess it's different for me because there's absolutely no sexual tension, so we can simply have a good time. Plus the girls are always teasing me when they're dressing up, telling me I need to feel up their boobs and stuff. But I don't want to do that haha.