Seagulls

Has anyone ever been at a beach, and just gotten pissed for no reason at a group of seagulls?

But then when you reach for them, they just use their magical levitating powers to avoid you. Or then you throw a football at a group of about 30+ seagulls and, although they aren't even looking at your direction, they all magically form a group plan to move the exact distance away from the football without hitting each other and/or getting hit.

Anyone ever actually hit one? I need a success story.

No, to all of those. What did seagulls ever do to you?

No, seagulls are awesome, as long as they don't steal my food. Feeding them is fun.

Why would you want to shoot a Flock of Seagulls? :cry:

well...

, they just use their magical levitating powers to avoid you. .

Pulov_Yuran

Seagulls are the ddevils of the beach. You so much as drop a crumb of food near your foot, a hail storm of wings and beaks will anihilate anything within a 3 inch radius of that crumb. I hate them.

In high school I hated seagulls because a flock flying above you usually meant bird bombs being dropped on somebody.

you sound like a cool person... jk

you sound like a cool person... jk

sAndroid17

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you sound like a cool person... jk

Pulov_Yuran

**** seagulls.

They're easy to hit if you lure them in with food. :twisted:

This principle applies to most things in life.

No, to all of those. What did seagulls ever do to you?

worlock77

I have a necklace made from their bones.auron_16

Seagulls? SEAGULLS?!?! I ****ING HATE SEAGULLS!!!!

Steven? Is that you?

I like seagulls. :)

I think TC has issues. Very dark, very sad issues. Often harming (or attempting to harm) animals is the first step of a serial killer.

They are vermin, they flock the seaside and make it unbearable.

They are vermin, they flock the seaside and make it unbearable.

CBR600-RR

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They are vermin, they flock the seaside and make it unbearable.

YellowOneKinobi

I don't think you know how bad it is in UK seaside resorts. They have no fear and flock around anyone with food or even sit on a lampost and eye you up for a while and they crap everywhere.

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They are vermin, they flock the seaside and make it unbearable.

CBR600-RR

I don't think you know how bad it is in UK seaside resorts. They have no fear and flock around anyone with food or even sit on a lampost and eye you up for a while and they crap everywhere.

Hahaha, now I have the image of flock of seagulls harassing suspecting people maybe cornering a dude, making comments like "Whatcha think you are doin' 'round 'ere boy." brandishing knifes and ****.

I once caught a seagull while fishing. It was a little frightening actually. The seagullwent after the line and it got tangled around it's one leg. I tried to reel it in, but obviously a flying frightened seagull isn't easily reeled in. So I did the only thing that I could do, and cut the line.

I hate seagulls bloody rats of the sky,I was at a beach and some seagull pooped on my chips.

I think TC has issues. Very dark, very sad issues. Often harming (or attempting to harm) animals is the first step of a serial killer.

YellowOneKinobi