Scenario: You seen God, but you have only 1 minute to talk to God, what would...

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#1 mohan88
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For this Scenario let's just say you are dead and you go to heaven. You see God, but you have only 1 minute to talk to God, what would you say to him? remember only 1 minute
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#2 kitty  Moderator
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i would ask him, are you going to give me a second chance?
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#4 sandroDX
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"hello..... bye"
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#5 pinneyapple
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Is... that a .. NO ZONE? :o
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#7 sthadji
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Why do innocent people suffer?
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#8 Bill900
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Would ask him if I'm going to Hell or not, if yes then I ask him what I can do about it.
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#9 Bourbons3
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"Hi god" *God doesnt reply because he doesnt exist*
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#10 Pest-619
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lol Imagen it...'Alright my son...GO!!!.....................................58...59...60!!!! oooooo and you was so close but dont worry the HD TV and the toaster is yours!!! would you like to move on to the quick fire round for a fouther 300 points?'

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#11 Virtuson
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"you seen God" what does that even mean? but this whole topic is stupid, God is supposed to be perfect, he would know what i would most want to know the answer to, and what would make me most happy, so why would i even need to know? and why only 1 minute? he's perfect, he can make that minute last for an era if he wanted to
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#12 playstation2004
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Hi God:)
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#13 Chevolutionary
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'So I was wrong huh? Guess this means I go to hell.'

And I'd spend the rest of my time looking at him all :( faced.

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#14 RogerC44
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Is James Brown here?
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#15 skinnypete91
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lol Imagen it...'Alright my son...GO!!!.....................................58...59...60!!!! oooooo and you was so close but dont worry the HD TV and the toaster is yours!!! would you like to move on to the quick fire round for a fouther 300 points?'

Pest-619

lol

Personally I would just mumble something about something or other...

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#16 GameFreak315
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Yikes...that would be quite an experience. Gosh...I can't think of anything. :P
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#17 teh_destroyer
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I would ask him if i could spend that one minute with my best friend.
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#18 Clubsport_R8
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considering im atheist... and my god is Mark Skaife (aussie v8 driver) and he's still alive.. i dont really know.
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#19 BassPlayingKing
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"Hi god" *God doesnt reply because he doesnt exist*Bourbons3

haha...seems like a reasonable thought of what would happen :)

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#20 arab_prince
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Well after we are dead we wont be trapped by time. So it wouldnt only be one minute
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#21 Whicker89
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Am I going to heaven or hell, if he says hell I'd say how can I get into heaven
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#22 Mercury88
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"well you really ****** up with the creation of mankind, didn't you..."
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#23 dnuggs40
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I don't believe there is a god you could actually ask questions to, but in the sake of the thread:

Why do you let innocent people suffer? And if I had enough time left, how come you helped people thousands of years ago by doing magic miracles (splitting the sea, resurrections, curing disease, burning talking bushes, ect), and now you are never around? (since the invesntion of photographs and video recorders).

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#24 Mercury88
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I don't believe there is a god you could actually ask questions to, but in the sake of the thread:

Why do you let innocent people suffer? And if I had enough time left, how come you helped people thousands of years ago by doing magic miracles (splitting the sea, resurrections, curing disease, burning talking bushes, ect), and now you are never around? (since the invesntion of photographs and video recorders).

dnuggs40
was there any particular reason you decided to mention this? it's not of our business what your beliefs and no-one asked you what they were.....TC asked what would you say if you met God, whether you believe in him or not is irrelevent /rant.
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#25 dnuggs40
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[QUOTE="dnuggs40"]

I don't believe there is a god you could actually ask questions to, but in the sake of the thread:

Why do you let innocent people suffer? And if I had enough time left, how come you helped people thousands of years ago by doing magic miracles (splitting the sea, resurrections, curing disease, burning talking bushes, ect), and now you are never around? (since the invesntion of photographs and video recorders).

Mercury88

was there any particular reason you decided to mention this? it's not of our business what your beliefs and no-one asked you what they were.....TC asked what would you say if you met God, whether you believe in him or not is irrelevent /rant.

Of course there was a reason, it's my belief. We are on a forum, and in a forum, we talk and share ideas.I thought it was necessary to first state my belief, before I responded to the initial question becuase the question was not inline with my beliefs. But I still wanted to participate in the discussion, becuase I think the TC asked a very good question.

I hope this answers your question.

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#26 Mercury88
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[QUOTE="Mercury88"][QUOTE="dnuggs40"]

I don't believe there is a god you could actually ask questions to, but in the sake of the thread:

Why do you let innocent people suffer? And if I had enough time left, how come you helped people thousands of years ago by doing magic miracles (splitting the sea, resurrections, curing disease, burning talking bushes, ect), and now you are never around? (since the invesntion of photographs and video recorders).

dnuggs40

was there any particular reason you decided to mention this? it's not of our business what your beliefs and no-one asked you what they were.....TC asked what would you say if you met God, whether you believe in him or not is irrelevent /rant.

Of course there was a reason, it's my belief. We are on a forum, and in a forum, we talk and share ideas.I thought it was necessary to first state my belief, before I responded to the initial question becuase the question was not inline with my beliefs. But I still wanted to participate in the discussion, becuase I think the TC asked a very good question.

I hope this answers your question.

Yes thank you :)
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#27 luke1889
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I'd probably quote Epicurus and leave God sat there dumbfounded.

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#28 horgen  Moderator
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If I had to ask him something, it would probably be this: How come you wanna see me so soon?
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#29 zeus_gb
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Why did you create me the way you did?
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#30 Jowell91
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I dont bileave I could communicate with him on the level I could with another human, and alot of the questions here arent even hard to awnser if you open your mind.
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#31 mismajor99
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I would probably ask if there were prescription medication where I was going, Xanax ftw.....

But. as long as there is PC gaming in hell, I'm one happy camper.

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#32 luke1889
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I dont bileave I could communicate with him on the level I could with another human, and alot of the questions here arent even hard to awnser if you open your mind.Jowell91

By 'open mind'...you mean that we have to believe in God?

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#33 dnuggs40
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I would probably ask if there were prescription medication where I was going, Xanax ftw.....

But. as long as there is PC gaming in hell, I'm one happy camper.

mismajor99

lol

Ya, there is pc gaming in hell, but your computer satan gives you doesn't meet the minimum specs, and every game that gets released is buggy and published by EA Games :P

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#34 jim_shorts
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"Hey, God, do you have any toenail clippers I could borrow?"
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#35 mismajor99
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[QUOTE="mismajor99"]

I would probably ask if there were prescription medication where I was going, Xanax ftw.....

But. as long as there is PC gaming in hell, I'm one happy camper.

dnuggs40

lol

Ya, there is pc gaming in hell, but your computer satan gives you doesn't meet the minimum specs, and every game that gets released is buggy and published by EA Games :P

lol....Thanks for lifting up my boring friday at the office dnuggs :)

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#36 mohan88
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[QUOTE="mismajor99"]

I would probably ask if there were prescription medication where I was going, Xanax ftw.....

But. as long as there is PC gaming in hell, I'm one happy camper.

dnuggs40

lol

Ya, there is pc gaming in hell, but your computer satan gives you doesn't meet the minimum specs, and every game that gets released is buggy and published by EA Games :P

' ' LOL that's very true
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#38 Apollo5000
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Okay let me get this straight before i answer. I'm already dead and in heaven and get to talk to God for one minute, as a result i am not in Hell so i don't need to ask if i can get into Heaven or how to avoid Hell right?
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#39 mohan88
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Guys you can ask question like: Are their aliens? how long earth with last? Question like that are more intersting....
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#40 jim_shorts
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Okay let me get this straight before i answer. I'm already dead and in heaven and get to talk to God for one minute, as a result i am not in Hell so i don't need to ask if i can get into Heaven or how to avoid Hell right?Apollo5000
Actually, there's really no point in asking at all, because you're dead and your fate is sealed.
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#41 Apollo5000
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[QUOTE="Apollo5000"]Okay let me get this straight before i answer. I'm already dead and in heaven and get to talk to God for one minute, as a result i am not in Hell so i don't need to ask if i can get into Heaven or how to avoid Hell right?jim_shorts
Actually, there's really no point in asking at all, because you're dead and your fate is sealed.

I thought as much, just making sure. The fact that people were asking "How do i get into Heaven" when they are talking to God made me think i misread something or missed something...
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#42 henri1960
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I would play with him PS3 and 360.
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"Did I do good, Coach?"
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I would play with him PS3 and 360.henri1960
For one minute?
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#45 Apollo5000
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[QUOTE="henri1960"]I would play with him PS3 and 360.jim_shorts
For one minute?

My advise don't play Sonic as the loading screens go on for about 5 minutes. Anyway its God he doesn't play stuff like 360 or PS3 (specially not PS3). Why would he need a computer when he can do anything anyway?
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#46 CptJSparrow
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Ask him when this new Earth is coming. I want my damn life back.
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#47 jayers228
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I would tell him that his work sux, i mean come on Earth i think he could have done better with this hellhole
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#48 MattsyBoi
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I would ask: Why don't you exist? Lol.
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#49 Sonic-Slide
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Bet you can't hold your breath for minute :P
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Does this make me look fat?