Say you could make a movie. What would it be about?

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#1 Lebbin
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If you could make a movie, what would it be about? You could direct if you want, or you can get any living director to direct it for you. Same goes for writer, cinematographer, and the like. There is also no limit on what pre existing characters you can put on it nor what actors you can afford. Overall, you have a budget of $300 million.

So what would it be about, and who'd you have direct it?

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Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

and all directed by Peter Jackson and Steven Speilburg.

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#3 killer336
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it would be about how i have a dark side that escapes from my body and takes over the world with inhuman abilities(flying destroying cities with his fingers etc.)

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#4 shoot-first
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Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

Punjabiking101

Can't get any hotter than that. *twitches*

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#5 yabbicoke
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I already make movies about a lot of things, I could never pick one.

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#6 XD4NTESINF3RNOX
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probably a zombie movie would be pretty easy
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#7 WiiMan21
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[QUOTE="Punjabiking101"]

Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

shoot-first

Can't get any hotter than that. *twitches*

why'd you twitch?

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[QUOTE="shoot-first"]

[QUOTE="Punjabiking101"]

Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

WiiMan21

Can't get any hotter than that. *twitches*

why'd you twitch?

It's hot!
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A father and his two teenage boys go to an apartment esque motel where they do not know much about each other and there is a lot of silence and in the second day they all talk about there fears of the future and the father talks about his regrets and the brothers start to respect each other more and there father, but nothing changes with the fear of the future..... I don't know I just came up with that and I think it might be a pretty good premise. :P
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Flying Gorillas and talking pigs looking for a golden ring that will turn the world into a banana.
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In a sequel to Twilight, Hannah Montana meets up with the Jonas Brothers. They then come across some sparkly vampires, who teach them how to play baseball. Shia Lebouf and some robots show up and start beating the **** out of each other. Finally, the conflict is put to end when Soulja Boi puts on a concert. Directed by: Micheal Bay. Awesome, no? 8)
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[QUOTE="LZ71"]In a sequel to Twilight, Hannah Montana meets up with the Jonas Brothers. They then come across some sparkly vampires, who teach them how to play baseball. Shia Lebouf and some robots show up and start beating the **** out of each other. Finally, the conflict is put to end when Soulja Boi puts on a concert. Directed by: Micheal Bay. Awesome, no? 8)

Sounds like the next Citizen Kane.
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Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

and all directed by Peter Jackson and Steven Speilburg.

Punjabiking101

why can the hot chcisk be the pirates?

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A informational movie on the wars occuring now in the middle east. People dont know enough about it, and most people, including myself dont fully understand why there is so much fighting there. Geopolitics FTW!
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[QUOTE="Punjabiking101"]

Hot chicks fighting Ninjas, while on a pirate ship being abducted by aliens.

and all directed by Peter Jackson and Steven Speilburg.

TheShadowLord07

why can the hot chcisk be the pirates?

Mmmm, never thought of that.
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I have an idea for a series of movies. I think it's going to be 5 parts. But I can't tell you. But its awesome. It's SciFi
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It would be a very short documentary about me putting nearly $300 million in my bank account.
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A man finds love on the internet. Specifically, here in OT; where he must face the perilous obstacles of religion threads, fad topics, You Laugh You Lose Your Significant Other and Post Your Face So You Can Scare Her Away Nao! threads. It would be epic, with many of your favorite OT posters battling it out for one of the coveted female users, all while avoiding the mods and their allmighty banhammer.

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A man finds love on the internet. Specifically, here in OT; where he must face the perilous obstacles of religion threads, fad topics, You Laugh You Lose Your Significant Other and Post Your Face So You Can Scare Her Away Nao! threads. It would be epic, with many of your favorite OT posters battling it out for one of the coveted female users, all while avoiding the mods and their allmighty banhammer.

worthyofnote
David Fincher screw Facebook this has promise! :P
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[QUOTE="worthyofnote"]

A man finds love on the internet. Specifically, here in OT; where he must face the perilous obstacles of religion threads, fad topics, You Laugh You Lose Your Significant Other and Post Your Face So You Can Scare Her Away Nao! threads. It would be epic, with many of your favorite OT posters battling it out for one of the coveted female users, all while avoiding the mods and their allmighty banhammer.

Jazz_Fan
David Fincher screw Facebook this has promise! :P

I just can't decide on a good director. I think the real kicker would be to have Uwe Boll or Micahel Bay take the reigns. I wonder how many people would go see it then?
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Ever seen "Born On the Fourth of July"?

Do you remember that scene where Tom Cruise is in the hospital, and he walks past a quadruple amputee?

This is a dude who lost both his arms and both his legs. And then he's just sitting there in a wheelchair, alone, looking out the window at probably nothing. Because, hell, that's really all he can do. And aside from the missing limbs he seemed to be okay, so I figure that he can look forward to that for at least the next forty years. Just forty years of not being able to do a goddamn thing other than sit there and look out the window.

Anyway, I want to make a movie about THAT guy. I want to make a movie about a man with no arms and no legs spending forty years looking out of a window.

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Self acted and directed Spinal Tap-esque mockcumentary of modern metal bands

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Kung-fu movie, and I'll make offer to Jet Li to be the main actor.

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Would be either Fantasy or Sci-fi genre

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I will hire a camera man and a sound guy and have them do a documentary on me using the rest of the film budget to take over the world.
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#26 Chojuto
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Ninja's vs. Samurai's vs. Pirates vs. Cowboys vs. G.I. Joe vs. Star Wars vs. Kung Fu people vs. Monsters vs. Aliens vs. Zombies vs. Vampires vs. Werewolves all vs. Chuck Norris.
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Ninja's vs. Samurai's vs. Pirates vs. Cowboys vs. G.I. Joe vs. Star Wars vs. Kung Fu people vs. Monsters vs. Aliens vs. Zombies vs. Vampires vs. Werewolves all vs. Chuck Norris.Chojuto
Lame, we all know how it's going to end. Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick them out of existence.
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dinos and zombies....
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I will hire a camera man and a sound guy and have them do a documentary on me using the rest of the film budget to take over the world. Sajedene
Shoot it like Cloverfield, where you're running around and making serious investments in various plots that add up to global domination. Hmmm, or we could combine our ideas. Man finds love on OT, and chases after coveted female user who has plans for world domination. All the while he must dodge the banhammer and triumph over the various crazy posters and topics OT has to throw at him. It could be riddled with tons of internet memes. Mudkips, barrel rolls, shoulder touching, Pirates Vs Ninjas Vs Robots Vs Werewolves Vs Vampires, and Chuck Norris jokes everywhere. It could be like Pinky and The Brain meets You've Got Mail.
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I would make a porno, starring me....called Weapon of Ass Destruction...
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Homeless guy (named Bob); scavenging food in some guys bomb shelter, then suddenly a virus gets unleashed throughout the world.

Now everyone are zombies, while a confused Bob; travels throughout the land, attempting to find who did this, and if their is a cure...

Directed by Bob Dole...

I would make a porno, starring me....called Weapon of Ass Destruction...UglyDude_07

I lol'd, but a little disturbing...

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A movie on Clint Eastwood's life. The only thing more awesome than a Clint Eastwood movie is a movie about Clint Eastwood.
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[QUOTE="Sajedene"]I will hire a camera man and a sound guy and have them do a documentary on me using the rest of the film budget to take over the world. worthyofnote
Shoot it like Cloverfield, where you're running around and making serious investments in various plots that add up to global domination. Hmmm, or we could combine our ideas. Man finds love on OT, and chases after coveted female user who has plans for world domination. All the while he must dodge the banhammer and triumph over the various crazy posters and topics OT has to throw at him. It could be riddled with tons of internet memes. Mudkips, barrel rolls, shoulder touching, Pirates Vs Ninjas Vs Robots Vs Werewolves Vs Vampires, and Chuck Norris jokes everywhere. It could be like Pinky and The Brain meets You've Got Mail.

:o That sounds amazing! I give it 5 stars!
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[QUOTE="ChenWei23"]

Homeless guy (named Bob); scavenging food in some guys bomb shelter, then suddenly a virus gets unleashed throughout the world.

Now everyone are zombies, while a confused Bob; travels throughout the land, attempting to find who did this, and if their is a cure...

Directed by Bob Dole...

I would make a porno, starring me....called Weapon of Ass Destruction...UglyDude_07

I lol'd, but a little disturbing...

Don't hate...
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#35 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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I got a few ideas. one idea revolves around a bunch of high school campus security guards fighting aliens when a UFO lands next to the school.

the other idea would be an alien invasion movie spoof, only with humans (in this case, a guy with a lawnmower) as the aliens and an ant hill as the helpless race thats under attack. To the human guy, hes just mowing his lawn, but to the ants in the ant hill, that lawnmower is an extraterrestrial threat that must be eliminated before it destroys the colony.

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A movie on Clint Eastwood's life. The only thing more awesome than a Clint Eastwood movie is a movie about Clint Eastwood.D3nnyCrane

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Should've seen it coming.

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[QUOTE="worthyofnote"][QUOTE="Sajedene"]I will hire a camera man and a sound guy and have them do a documentary on me using the rest of the film budget to take over the world. Sajedene
Shoot it like Cloverfield, where you're running around and making serious investments in various plots that add up to global domination. Hmmm, or we could combine our ideas. Man finds love on OT, and chases after coveted female user who has plans for world domination. All the while he must dodge the banhammer and triumph over the various crazy posters and topics OT has to throw at him. It could be riddled with tons of internet memes. Mudkips, barrel rolls, shoulder touching, Pirates Vs Ninjas Vs Robots Vs Werewolves Vs Vampires, and Chuck Norris jokes everywhere. It could be like Pinky and The Brain meets You've Got Mail.

:o That sounds amazing! I give it 5 stars!

Sure to be popular with the masses here. For the rest of the world, I'm unsure.
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]A movie on Clint Eastwood's life. The only thing more awesome than a Clint Eastwood movie is a movie about Clint Eastwood.Lto_thaG


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Should've seen it coming.

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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]A movie on Clint Eastwood's life. The only thing more awesome than a Clint Eastwood movie is a movie about Clint Eastwood.D3nnyCrane


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Should've seen it coming.


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[QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"][QUOTE="Lto_thaG"]
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I'd like to think that I could film a sweet psychological drama, thriller, or horror movie. I'd like to make something that really would make the audience think. Something cool like Memento.

Either that or a movie on the topic of abnormal psychology, as that has always interested me.

Or an awesome sci-fi movie.

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I would do the first proper adaptation of The Shadow Over Innsmouth.