Nation, I am a gay American, and I couldn't be gayer now that the gays are on the run. Of course, I'm using Gay the way our founding fathers intended, to mean "happy," before it was stolen from them by the gays, just like they stole their tights, wigs, and codpieces.
Nation, we'r at War. And we can't let the gays gain any more ground on our American language. Which is why we're going to start taking their words. First, we reclaim? "Homosexual." From now on, it's ging to mean what it always should have: hetrosexual. Think about it. Homo means "the same." And we're all born with the same sexual orientation-straight. Ask any baby.
Some people (liberals) might find my views wrong, but let me ask anyone here what's worse, two fat hairy and pimply men making out or a beautiful man and a woman making out?
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