The Governator Also known as "Ahhhnold". Strengths Include: 1. He was The Terminator 2. Dude smacked down major alien ass in "The Predator" 3. Conan! 4. Took on Satan himself in "End of Days" Weaknesses Include 1. Has developed a serious case of man boobs since his glory days 2. Failed to "Terminate" the budget deficit of "Cahlifohnia" 3. No chest hair 
Chuck Norris Also known as "Chuck *bleeping* Norris you *bleepers*" Strengths Include: 1. A truly manly beard 2. Manly chest hair 3. Walker, Texas Ranger 4. Owned the Karate Movie market in the U.S. for decades 5. Spawned a whole genre of idiotic Internet jokes Weaknesses Include: 1. Got his butt kicked by a much smaller Bruce Lee in his first major movie fight 2. Is now over 70 years old (Little known fact!) 3. His movies all sucked 4. Walker, Texas Ranger sucked 5. Endorsed Mike *bleeping* Huckabee for President
Bruce Lee Also known as "The Dragon" Strengths Include: 1. Actually founded his own form of martial arts that remains viable to this day 2. Popularized martial arts movies in the U.S. 3. Kicked Chuck Norris' butt in "Way of the Dragon" 4. Only candidate that has had a movie made about him Weaknesses Include: 1. Died before most of the voters were born 2. Smaller than I am 3. Special effects and choreography from his movies looks dated 4. Very little footage available of his actual fights 5. Died at 33. 
Sean Connery Really manly men have no nickname? Strengths Include: 1. Bond. JAMES Bond. 2. Pulls more tail than anyone else on this list 3. Singlehandedly saved the movie "The Rock" from sucking more than (insert phrase about women of questionable morality here) 4. People Magazine's "Sexiest Man of the Year" in his late 50s! Weaknesses Include: 1. The movie "Entrapment" 2. Scottish 3. What has he done recently? Do we need to file a "Missing persons" report? 4. Possibly impotent (At his age.....it's understandable.)
I win.
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