Roll Call: The MANLY MAN edition

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#1 nocoolnamejim
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We're overdue for a new Roll Call. With apologies to the ladies of Gamespot, I think it is time to introduce a MANLY competition. There have been some truly manly men out there during my time. But, and let's be honest for a second here, the fraternity is littered with frauds. (I'm looking at YOU Colin Farrell!) :x So, without further ado, allow me to introduce the candidates so we can judge our winner. PhotobucketThe Governator Also known as "Ahhhnold". Strengths Include: 1. He was The Terminator 2. Dude smacked down major alien ass in "The Predator" 3. Conan! 4. Took on Satan himself in "End of Days" Weaknesses Include 1. Has developed a serious case of man boobs since his glory days 2. Failed to "Terminate" the budget deficit of "Cahlifohnia" 3. No chest hair  Chuck Norris Also known as "Chuck *bleeping* Norris you *bleepers*" Strengths Include: 1. A truly manly beard 2. Manly chest hair 3. Walker, Texas Ranger 4. Owned the Karate Movie market in the U.S. for decades 5. Spawned a whole genre of idiotic Internet jokes Weaknesses Include: 1. Got his butt kicked by a much smaller Bruce Lee in his first major movie fight 2. Is now over 70 years old (Little known fact!) 3. His movies all sucked 4. Walker, Texas Ranger sucked 5. Endorsed Mike *bleeping* Huckabee for President



PhotobucketBruce Lee Also known as "The Dragon" Strengths Include: 1. Actually founded his own form of martial arts that remains viable to this day 2. Popularized martial arts movies in the U.S. 3. Kicked Chuck Norris' butt in "Way of the Dragon" 4. Only candidate that has had a movie made about him Weaknesses Include: 1. Died before most of the voters were born 2. Smaller than I am 3. Special effects and choreography from his movies looks dated 4. Very little footage available of his actual fights 5. Died at 33.



 Sean Connery Really manly men have no nickname? Strengths Include: 1. Bond. JAMES Bond. 2. Pulls more tail than anyone else on this list 3. Singlehandedly saved the movie "The Rock" from sucking more than (insert phrase about women of questionable morality here) 4. People Magazine's "Sexiest Man of the Year" in his late 50s! Weaknesses Include: 1. The movie "Entrapment" 2. Scottish 3. What has he done recently? Do we need to file a "Missing persons" report? 4. Possibly impotent (At his age.....it's understandable.)
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#2 cybrcatter
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I was hoping rc would get to 7k :P

Also, Sean gets my vote.

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#3 entropyecho
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I am a manly man.

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#4 Big_Bad_Sad
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The Swedish strongest man in the world was. Magnus ver Magnusson or something. Even his name is manly
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#5 MrEnvelope
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I'm manlier than a man. :D

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#6 D_Battery
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Bruuuuuuce! He owned Norris in Enter the Dragon!

Edit: For Connery, how is being Scottish a weakness? I mean, I know they wear skirts but cut 'em some slack! It takes a lot to be able to stomach some of that awful food like Haggis... actually Shortbread cookies are even worse.

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lolwut?

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#8 clyde46
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I was hoping rc would get to 7k :Pcybrcatter
I've seen one go over 10,000 posts before.
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#9 cheesyjon
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Thank you so much, nocoolname!

I can post in RC again, today! :D

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#10 MistressMinako
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And refresh... there is a new RC.
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#11 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Chuck Norris. *checks over shoulder*
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I got tricked into posting in the ban thread instead of RC. *facepalms*
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#13 Cloud_765
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Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?
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#14 cheesyjon
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Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?Cloud_765

Probably never ever. :P

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#15 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]I was hoping rc would get to 7k :Pclyde46
I've seen one go over 10,000 posts before.

Mod vacation?
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#16 ChiliDragon
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Bruuuuuuce! He owned Norris in Enter the Dragon!D_Battery
Chuck Norris wasn't in Enter the Dragon. That was in Fist of the Dragon, in the Colosseum fight scene. ;) You're absolutely right about who to vote for though. Bruce is The Dragon. How can you top that!?! :P
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[QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?cheesyjon

Probably never ever. :P

Lies, I've been in a few that have.
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#18 clyde46
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="cybrcatter"]I was hoping rc would get to 7k :Pcybrcatter
I've seen one go over 10,000 posts before.

Mod vacation?

Nah, it was always busy.
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[QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?

No! This is not The OCC or the Social Cafe! :x:P
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I have to admit, Bruce Lee had a great body.

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#21 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?clyde46

Probably never ever. :P

Lies, I've been in a few that have.

Was it in OT, though?

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#22 rawsavon
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I am a manly man.

entropyecho
Yes you are... :oops:
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Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built you with his own hands? Of course you do. Swan Dive! Into the best night of your life. So ladies.... should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me. *doo doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo*

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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?

No! This is not The OCC or the Social Cafe! :x:P

I see that some law is being laid down here. . .
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Im so manly that when people look at me they go, "WOAH MAN!" Anyway, yea Bruce Lee....
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Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built you with his own hands? Of course you do. Swan Dive! Into the best night of your life. So ladies.... should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me. *doo doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo*

ethanpaige
I love you. :oops:
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Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built you with his own hands? Of course you do. Swan Dive! Into the best night of your life. So ladies.... should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me. *doo doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo*

ethanpaige

I'm not on a horse, anymore.

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#28 clyde46
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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

Probably never ever. :P

cheesyjon

Lies, I've been in a few that have.

Was it in OT, though?

Yes they were. Before you got here.
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#29 entropyecho
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The Old Spice man is a manly man too.

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#30 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="clyde46"] Lies, I've been in a few that have.clyde46

Was it in OT, though?

Yes they were. Before you got here.

Well excuse me for being young!

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#31 ethanpaige
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[QUOTE="MistressMinako"] I love you. :oops:

Of course you do. Everyone loves me. ;)
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#32 clyde46
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[QUOTE="entropyecho"]

I am a manly man.

rawsavon
Yes you are... :oops:

Dont see you posting in RC often.
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[QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?MistressMinako
No! This is not The OCC or the Social Cafe! :x:P

Or AONU where we have a thread with 56000 posts. :(
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#34 joesh89
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Bruce Lee... I'd hit it.

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[QUOTE="clyde46"][QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

Was it in OT, though?

cheesyjon

Yes they were. Before you got here.

Well excuse me for being young!

Go to your room! You never talk back to elders.
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#36 mitu123
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Why do you have to make me choose? D=

Anyways, I'm out.

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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"][QUOTE="Cloud_765"]Another new RC? ... When will an RC reach 10k?

No! This is not The OCC or the Social Cafe! :x:P

I see that some law is being laid down here. . .

Darn straight! :o
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Hello ladies, how are you? Fantastic. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. Should he use Old Spice body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of adventure? Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built you with his own hands? Of course you do. Swan Dive! Into the best night of your life. So ladies.... should your man smell like an Old Spice man? You tell me. *doo doo doo doo doooo doo doo doo*

ethanpaige
 I win.
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#39 cybrcatter
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I have to admit, Bruce Lee had a great body.

entropyecho






....becasue I don't have the skills to challenge him.

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#40 entropyecho
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Bruce Lee... I'd hit it.

joesh89

Boards don't hit back. :(

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#41 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="cheesyjon"]

[QUOTE="clyde46"] Yes they were. Before you got here.clyde46

Well excuse me for being young!

Go to your room! You never talk back to elders.

Atleast I have a room! I burned your room down, out of rage!

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#42 cybrcatter
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Why do you have to make me choose? D=

Anyways, I'm out.

mitu123
Catcha later.
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#43 cheesyjon
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I chose Bond, BTW, cuz he's pretty BA. 8)

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I don't like manly men. D=
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#45 cheesyjon
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[QUOTE="mitu123"]

Why do you have to make me choose? D=

Anyways, I'm out.

cybrcatter

Catcha later, alligator.

After a while, crocodile.

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#46 MistressMinako
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[QUOTE="ethanpaige"] Of course you do. Everyone loves me. ;)

Not anymore mister world revolves around you! :x
Or AONU where we have a thread with 56000 posts. :(Cloud_765
RC is like clothes, you have to change them eventually or it will get all stinky. :o
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="MistressMinako"] No! This is not The OCC or the Social Cafe! :x:PMistressMinako
I see that some law is being laid down here. . .

Darn straight! :o

:oops:

Please, continue..

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#48 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="entropyecho"]

I am a manly man.

clyde46
Yes you are... :oops:

Dont see you posting in RC often.

I used to all the time. Then I just kind of got out of the habit
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#49 cybrcatter
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"][QUOTE="mitu123"]

Why do you have to make me choose? D=

Anyways, I'm out.

cheesyjon

Catcha later, alligator.

After a while, crocodile.

Putting words into my mouth... Thank you cheesy, for helping the elderly :)
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#50 joesh89
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I don't like manly men. D=scorch-62

I thought you were banned :o ?