Pretty girl seeking a rich husband got a shocking reply

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#1  Edited By kavvrick
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This is pretty old but seem to be circulating the web now so thought i'd share it as it is pretty funny.

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Not sure if a CEO has the time to reply to such things, but this is surely fun to read!lol

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I’m greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I’ve dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I’m here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I’ve met a few girls who don’t have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I’m not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you’re trying to do is an exchange of “beauty" and “money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there’s a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can’t be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It’s not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a “trading position".

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or “leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed,

J.P. Morgan CEO

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#2 SpartanMSU
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Yeah, I'm sure Jamie Dimon responded to this...

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#3 horgen  Moderator
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She isn't asking for much at all.

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#4 AmazonTreeBoa
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Pretty funny read right there.

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#5  Edited By darkmark91
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This gave me a good lol. I hope she splashed in teh face with acid =p

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#6 Zlurodirom
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Definitely wasn't the CEO, but good logic for destroying her. Maybe if she talked up her personality or intelligence it would have gone better.

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#7 pspdseagle
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Good response, the reality is their are probably a lot of these goldiggers out there.

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#8  Edited By helwa1988
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Men are just jelly they can't use their looks to get a rich woman.

All joking aside. This woman represents everything I hate about my generation of women. No ambition to be independent. Just want to have fun and no work.

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#9 BluRayHiDef
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Damn. He got her good.

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#10 K-E316
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At least she was honest and upfront about it.

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#11 BluRayHiDef
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@K-E316 said:

At least she was honest and upfront about it.

That doesn't make it any less despicable.

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@K-E316 said:

At least she was honest and upfront about it.

As was he.

They would be perfect for each other if the business of the relationship would be a bad investment.

lol

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#13 one_plum
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Ms. Pretty said:
I’m very pretty, have style and good taste.

I think I'm too poor to see that.

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#15  Edited By resevl4rlz
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where is the link

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#16 Makhaidos
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They are both spoiled jackasses.

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#17  Edited By SpartanMSU
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@Makhaidos: Why is Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JP Morgan, spoiled, specifically on the same level this women is?

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#18  Edited By XilePrincess
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I don't have words for how much I hate this kind of woman. Why do all the rich men have average looking wives? I dunno, because they fell in love with someone for who they were, not for their looks? And the wife, in turn, loves them for who they are and not for their checking account? Herp derp.


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#20 indzman
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Best answer EVER ! I fvcking hate these kind of golddigger whores who give love a bad name, i wish rich guys were all smarter as JP Morgan, this man is a real man :)

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#21  Edited By MrGeezer
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A while ago, someone made a topic here about how society only cares about looks, and good looking people always end up ahead. This would have been a PERFECT response to that.

There's no doubt that being attractive is better than being unattractive (all other things being equal). But in the words of this guy, looks are a "depreciation asset". If looks are all you're bringing to the table, then you can **** right off. This is precisely why so many attractive people end up being hookers or cashiers.

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#22 SolidSnake35
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Amusing but there are plenty of rich fools out there.

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#23 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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Hilarious response but definitely not from the CEO of JP Morgan. The english is horrendous in the reply. I would expect the CEO of JP Morgan to type somewhat like I do and I wouldn't have typed that reply.

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#24 MrGeezer
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@SolidSnake35 said:

Amusing but there are plenty of rich fools out there.

There are far fewer rich men than there are pretty girls. Even if every single rich man on earth was totally down with marrying a woman based solely on her looks, that still leaves a lot of pretty girls out in the cold because there aren't enough rich men to go around. As before, you'd better have SOMETHING else to contribute other than good looks, or else you're at best just gambling on luck. It's like a dude deciding to take all of his college money and spend it on lottery tickets instead.

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#25  Edited By bowchicka07
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LF Female >21 and makes over 500k a year. Yeah that does sound retarded.

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#26  Edited By comp_atkins
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@SpartanMSU said:

Yeah, I'm sure Jamie Dimon responded to this...

the grammar in these messages shows an idiot wrote both of them

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#27  Edited By girlshavefuntoo
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I'll say that girl just got owned.

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#28 TacticalDesire
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@SpartanMSU said:

Yeah, I'm sure Jamie Dimon responded to this...

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@SpartanMSU said:

@Makhaidos: Why is Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JP Morgan, spoiled, specifically on the same level this women is?

I don't know that either of them really qualify as spoiled quite frankly. There are certainly better arguments to be made that they're vapid, shallow etc, but I don't think spoiled is the right word.

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#30  Edited By Makhaidos
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@SpartanMSU said:

@Makhaidos: Why is Jamie Dimon, the CEO of JP Morgan, spoiled, specifically on the same level this women is?

Yeah, because the person who wrote that reply is the real Jamie Dimon.

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#31 SpartanMSU
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@Makhaidos: No shit. But it was implied that it was written from the perspective of him.

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#32  Edited By Makhaidos
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@SpartanMSU said:

@Makhaidos: No shit. But it was implied that it was written from the perspective of him.

Doesn't mean I was talking about him. Granted, he may well be a spoiled brat--but he didn't write this post, which is definitive proof of the spoild-ness of its author.

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#33 SpartanMSU
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@Makhaidos: Elaborate. Why does that make the author spoiled?

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@indzman said:

Best answer EVER ! I fvcking hate these kind of golddigger whores who give love a bad name, i wish rich guys were all smarter as JP Morgan, this man is a real man :)

aww kida mackana

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#35 Lance2500
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That is pretty funny.

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#36 MlauTheDaft
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I'm normally an enemy of the rich, but that was a well thought out, funny response.

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#37  Edited By chaoscougar1
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@Iszdope said:

Oh girls just wanna have fu-un.

I've heard the prime time is after the working day is done