Pop quiz, hotshot

There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

A barrel roll.

I'm gonna get to the door, tuck my arms in, and hit the ground rolling.

Hope Im on the bus during rush hour, because then the bus wouldn't even get near 50 miles per hour.

Wait a minute, TRICK QUESTION, MOTHER****ER. If the bomb doesn't go over 50 mph in the first place, it'll never be armed.

A barrel roll.

I'm gonna get to the door, tuck my arms in, and hit the ground rolling.

SpidersRMe

I'd jump out because I'd have a better chance of living.

They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :PTropicalshower

[QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :PSpidersRMe

[QUOTE="SpidersRMe"][QUOTE="Tropicalshower"]They see you rolling they hating... god I feel dumb now :Pcarrot-cake

[QUOTE="carrot-cake"][QUOTE="SpidersRMe"] If the bus has a bomb, I suppose you could say it's "riding dirty".SpidersRMe

I've seen that movie. It's called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."rockguy92

:lol: Homer Simpson FTW!

As far as the question goes, just don't reach 50 mph in the first place...

If Speed has taught us anything, the only way to solve that is to crash the bus into a plane and then crash a subway train.

Somehow it all works out.

Find the bomb and detach it while still going the same speed, then find a remote area and throw the bomb out so it goes off.

A dead Lois?

Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.

Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.

EDIT: Wait, am I the one driving? Well then I'd get some other guy to cover for me. And everyone else would ask:

"Why is a 14 year old driving, in the first place?! This is probably all his fault! You know kids today, they're either emo and suicidal, or they're gangsters, and trying to kill everyone, with their 'yo-yo-yo' and their 'booty!' LET'S GET HIM!!!"

Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.

Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.

_IronManDude_

What if they're all dudes?

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"]

Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.

Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.

avatar_genius

What if they're all dudes?

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"]

Hmm. Probably crack the emergency exit, grab the hottest woman on the bus, and jump on to the roof. Then, wait for a safe opportunity, and jump off.

Yes, I'd only save the hottest woman. The other ones can do it themselves, and if they're below my standards, that'll have more than one meaning.

_IronManDude_

What if they're all dudes?

It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

What if they're all dudes?

avatar_genius

It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] Well, in that case I have a serious dilemma, don't I? I'll just save myself, and hope that my getting on the news gets some "hot-girl-attention." Or HGA, the new short version, which I hope takes off._IronManDude_

It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.

Richmond Hill Group of Artists

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

It already stands for the Handweavers Guild of America.

avatar_genius

Richmond Hill Group of Artists

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] Well, fine. What about REALLY Hot-Girl Attention? RHGA? _IronManDude_

Richmond Hill Group of Artists

Looks like you got dibs on that one.

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Richmond Hill Group of Artists

avatar_genius

Looks like you got dibs on that one.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"] ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO? It doesn't stand for anything, I just wanted to make one :(_IronManDude_

Looks like you got dibs on that one.

Looks like it's official then. 8)

[QUOTE="_IronManDude_"][QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Looks like you got dibs on that one.

avatar_genius

Looks like it's official then. 8)

I would ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO the bomb off the bus.

I would ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO the bomb off the bus.

avatar_genius

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

I would ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO the bomb off the bus.

_IronManDude_

Then I'll just have to BGIWYADSICPABIYMH the bomb so it can't ZGHIFGHTOMGWTFBBQLOLROTFLMAO first. 8)

I'll sit right here like I am now.

You never said the bus was anywhere near me.