There's an Onion article in here somewhere.
Programs in which at least a plurality of Americans do not want spending cut:
Education
Veterans' benefits and services
Health care
Medicare
Combating crime
Energy
Scientific research
Environmental protection
Anti-terrorism defenses
Agriculture
Military defense
Programs in which at least a plurality of Americans want spending cut:
Global poverty assistance
Unemployment assistance
Areas in which at least a plurality of Americans do not want states to get more money:
Decreasing pension plans of government employees
Decreasing funding for roads and public transportation
Decreasing funding for public colleges and universities
Decreasing health care services
Decreasing funding for K-12 public schools
Increasing taxes on businesses
Increasing sales taxes
Increasing personal income taxes
Areas in which at least a plurality of Americans want states to get more money:
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So, to recap: Americans want to eliminate the federal deficit solely by cutting unemployment assistance and foreign poverty assistance, and they want to eliminate state deficits by literally waving their hands and chanting, "Abracadabra, deficit be gone!"
And then they wonder why politicians aren't serious about eliminating the deficit.
Thoughts? I kinda feel that this would be depressing if it weren't so downright predictable. :P
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