Nine-month-old boy accused of planning murder

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#1 Edited by The-Apostle (12195 posts) -

A 9-month-old was recently accused of attempted murder, threatening police and interfering in governmental affairs.

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#2 Posted by lamprey263 (35007 posts) -

He looks freakishly big for a 9-month old. Is he just freakishly big or are Pakistani people really small and he just looks bigger by contrast?

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#3 Posted by Master_Live (18821 posts) -

Sometimes you just gotta smile.

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#4 Posted by turtlethetaffer (18695 posts) -

No way in fucking hell that this is legit.

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#5 Posted by The-Apostle (12195 posts) -

@turtlethetaffer said:

No way in fucking hell that this is legit.

It's Pakistan. What do you expect? >_>

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#6 Posted by turtlethetaffer (18695 posts) -

@The-Apostle said:

@turtlethetaffer said:

No way in fucking hell that this is legit.

It's Pakistan. What do you expect? >_>

I still find it incredibly difficult to believe this isn't a joke that some legit news source saw and claimed to be real. Sorry, I just can't.

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#7 Posted by jimkabrhel (15625 posts) -

Texas. Gotta be Texas. Oh, Pakistan? Um, I was close.

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#8 Posted by foxhound_fox (97003 posts) -

LOLWUT

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#9 Posted by mariokart64fan (20694 posts) -

wtf how do you put a 9 month old baby on trial lmfao

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#10 Posted by The-Apostle (12195 posts) -
@turtlethetaffer said:

@The-Apostle said:

@turtlethetaffer said:

No way in fucking hell that this is legit.

It's Pakistan. What do you expect? >_>

I still find it incredibly difficult to believe this isn't a joke that some legit news source saw and claimed to be real. Sorry, I just can't.

Believe me, I'm very surprised someone hasn't mention the Onion yet. I thought they would've by now...

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#11 Posted by JML897 (33134 posts) -

Glad they caught him

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#12 Edited by Hallenbeck77 (15366 posts) -

I'll tell you...many an infant have looked at me sideways, just waiting for the moment to bust a baby bottle over my head.

Adorable, my ass! Don't trust ANY kid over the age of six months--they'll gut you and leave you to bleed out when you least expect it.

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#13 Posted by sherman-tank1 (8315 posts) -

I'm trying to understand the officials logical thinking but I really can't.

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#14 Posted by MakeMeaSammitch (4889 posts) -

I kinda feel like this is an onion article that's been spread or something.

Then again it's the middle east.

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#15 Posted by Perfect_Blue (30446 posts) -

@jimkabrhel said:

Texas. Gotta be Texas. Oh, Pakistan? Um, I was close.

I expected Florida lol.

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#16 Posted by foxhound_fox (97003 posts) -

@mariokart64fan said:

wtf how do you put a 9 month old baby on trial lmfao

You don't. At least in a Western justice system. But this is Pakistan.

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

I kinda feel like this is an onion article that's been spread or something.

Then again it's the middle east.

Pakistan is not in the Middle East. It is in South Asia.

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#17 Posted by gamerguru100 (12701 posts) -

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

I kinda feel like this is an onion article that's been spread or something.

Then again it's the middle east.

Pakistan is not in the Middle East. It is in South Asia.

South Asia isn't that much better, really.

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#18 Posted by The-Apostle (12195 posts) -

@gamerguru100 said:

@MakeMeaSammitch said:

I kinda feel like this is an onion article that's been spread or something.

Then again it's the middle east.

Pakistan is not in the Middle East. It is in South Asia.

South Asia isn't that much better, really.

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#19 Edited by Shottayouth13- (7016 posts) -

This is quite representative of the general level of intelligence in that region.

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#20 Edited by chaoscougar1 (37597 posts) -

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah
You sip that milk
Mother fvcker don't even care

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#21 Posted by indzman (27735 posts) -

LOL pakistan

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#22 Edited by BeardMaster (1686 posts) -

@chaoscougar1 said:

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah

You sip that milk

Mother fvcker don't even care

Has that dead stare of a stone cold killer.

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#23 Posted by helwa1988 (2157 posts) -

Pakistani is in a mess. I have a lot of friends who are Pakistani and they tell me that they don't even recognize their own country anymore. Kidnapping is quite common there. One of my co-worker's brother in laws got kidnapped for money. Soon as they paid the ransom they let him go. But this is a common occurrence now in Pakistani.

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#24 Posted by always_explicit (3379 posts) -

I hope this kid gets whats coming to him.

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#25 Edited by commander (14588 posts) -

Well , plain evidence that the police officer in question was a moron.

the police officer that booked the case got suspended.

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#26 Posted by Wilfred_Owen (20964 posts) -

@chaoscougar1 said:

Eyes of a stone cold killer

Yeah

You sip that milk

Mother fvcker don't even care

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He understands better than I ever will.

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#27 Posted by airshocker (31700 posts) -

Disgusting.

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#28 Edited by korvus (10998 posts) -

BBC News is so slow they couldn't even release an April Fool's article in time...

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#29 Posted by JimB (1676 posts) -

The only thing you have to know this is the religion of peace at work.

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#30 Posted by one_plum (6514 posts) -

Here's a picture of the baby caught in action. He was reportedly able to speak fluent English.