Nice Ways to say No to someone?

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#1 dunny55
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ok, so this girl asks me to a formal dance at my school. i dont want to go with her. so...what are some nice/polite ways to tell her no?

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#3 AncientNecro
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have you thought of "no" by chance?
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#4 muffincakes87
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"Your ugly go away."
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#5 Immortalica
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I politely decline your offer to attend the dance. Have a wonderful day!
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#6 Dethshoot
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"No... sorry"
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#7 rockguy92
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No thanks. I appreciate the offer, though.
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#8 Gamer4Iife
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I politely decline your offer to attend the dance. Have a wonderful day!Immortalica
:lol: That's actually more insulating, as if you were making fun of her.
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If your a half-decent ventriloquist you could get a little, fluffy teddy bear to do it for you.
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#10 RushMetallica
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No thank you, your ugly.
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#11 Redgarl
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ok, so this girl asks me to a formal dance at my school. i dont want to go with her. so...what are some nice/polite ways to tell her no?

dunny55
You're ugly and I think I deserve to bang someone hotter like a nice stripper?
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#12 montieman
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i dont date dudes
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#13 Vanadium2k8
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Say you think you're gay and you'll be sure by the end of the week and you'll tell her then. Then find the girl you want to go with, tell her you're going with her to save face and she looks a little hot because she looks like a man.
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#14 SpidersRMe
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Look into her eyes. Then blink, turn your head away slightly and say, "No." softly, all at once. Keep your eyes averted for a about second, then look back at her. She should now be saying something along the lines of, "Okay."

You have successfully declined.

[spoiler] I've never done this myself. I assume it'll work, though. [/spoiler]

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#15 montieman
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throw acid on her face, then tell her that she is too ugly
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#16 muffincakes87
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Look into her eyes. Then blink, turn your head away slightly and say, "No." softly, all at once. Keep your eyes averted for a about second, then look back at her. She should now be saying something along the lines of, "Okay."

You have successfully declined.

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#17 Serraph105
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i dont date dudesmontieman
oh this thread has made me laugh but this post is full of win
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#18 Lois_Saphir
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If you want to decline without saying no then just explain that you have other plans.
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#19 cyberdarkkid
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This thread is hilarious :lol:
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#20 SpidersRMe
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I've only ever "said no" to someone once before and it went like,

Girl: Blah blah blah
Spiders: I don't think so.
Girl: Is that a no?
Spiders: That's a no.

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#21 Berzz
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"Hey, it's not that I don't want to go with you, but I just don't want to."
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#22 Nasty_butler_9
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lulz iz u seris gurl? lol lookit ur fat azs!! lol no wa iima go to dance wit dat yo! hellllnawwim go homeand go on /b/ lal screw dis dance and ur big bum LOL imaplsy ple3 xbboa abd ps3 not dance wit u LOLL stoopid go to dancs wit me she sayz lol no wai u dum LAol

if she cries; MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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#23 montieman
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lol kinda off topic but our bio teacher told us a story about when he was in high school

he walked up to this really nerdy girl and was all

"hey so the dance is this weekend, and i dont have a date, and i heard you dont havea date so......can i borrow a quarter?"

she proceeded to slap him and run away

made me laugh

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#24 dunny55
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lol kinda off topic but our bio teacher told us a story about when he was in high school

he walked up to this really nerdy girl and was all

"hey so the dance is this weekend, and i dont have a date, and i heard you dont havea date so......can i borrow a quarter?"

she proceeded to slap him and run away

made me laugh

montieman
hahaha
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#25 darksword1123
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No thanks.
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#26 raylewisnfl52
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shoot your self in the leg in front of her and tell her you cant dance anymore
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#27 Nifty_Shark
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No, but thanks for asking
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#28 deactivated-605ba7fd6332a
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"Geez do I seem that desperate?"

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I can't, I'm washing my hair that day.
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#30 garrett_duffman
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"sure, should i bring a date?"
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#31 Toriko42
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Don't say I have a date already, that can come back to you in bad ways Say something like, 'No, thanks for the offer though. I'm pursuing other options"
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"I'm not blind."

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#33 bigfatcrap
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"There is not even the slightest chance I would agree to spend more than 30 seconds with you. You're the ugliest piece of **** I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Your personality is about as deep as the kiddy pool. Every time we make eye contact I throw up in my mouth. So I guess it's a no."

How's that?

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#34 Decko5
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im sorry but dont mean it ;)
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#35 Immortalica
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"There is not even the slightest chance I would agree to spend more than 30 seconds with you. You're the ugliest piece of **** I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. Your personality is about as deep as the kiddy pool. Every time we make eye contact I throw up in my mouth. So I guess it's a no."

How's that?

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Brutal. I like it!
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#36 InterpolWilco
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I think the most mature thing to do would be to throw an open coke bottle at her.
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#37 Nevlim
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No B**** !!!
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#38 Raged-wolverine
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best line: I'm not into girls :P