Name something productive you could do with one hand while walking a dog.

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#1 InfinitySamurai
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Im a dog walker by profession, and I find myself quite bored more often than not.  Is there anything I could do with my free hand other than operate an iPod?
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#2 In_Vino_Verita
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Pick your nose.
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#3 steppinrazor88
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You could choke a chicken :|
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#4 quadraleap
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:idea: Walk another dog and make twice the money. :idea:

 

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#5 needled24-7
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Eat a sandwich. That way when you're done walking the dogs you will already have eaten lunch or dinner or whatever.
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#6 south411
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compose the greatest song EVA!!

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#7 SaintLeonidas
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=firG54W7VBk      

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#8 KiIIyou
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Pet that doggy, make it happy.
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#9 jdub1993
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Im a dog walker by profession, and I find myself quite bored more often than not.  Is there anything I could do with my free hand other than operate an iPod?InfinitySamurai

Your a profetional Dog walker? :|

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#10 quiglythegreat
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I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.
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#12 ralf1
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I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.quiglythegreat

Go on :| 

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#13 quiglythegreat
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[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.ralf1

Go on :|

Naw, it's cool. I don't like TOS violations. I actually got suspended for Saturday and Sunday (one day suspensions are basically two day suspensions) for using harsh language against Neitzche.
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#14 Reddragon9288
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meh I'd text my gf or talk to her on the phone.:P
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#15 AbusementPark
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Hmm... that's a unique question.

Umm... I guess you could... Uhh...

 ...

 ...I can't think of anything.

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#16 AbusementPark
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Jack off :DHman321

That would be an interesting sight... 

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Eat a sammich.
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#18 SpiritEmu
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You could choke a chicken :| steppinrazor88

Bate'n 

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I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.quiglythegreat

I am, then I thought "ew..."

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#20 AlexRA
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talk on the phone
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#21 xboxdudeman800
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[QUOTE="ralf1"]

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.quiglythegreat

Go on :|

Naw, it's cool. I don't like TOS violations. I actually got suspended for Saturday and Sunday (one day suspensions are basically two day suspensions) for using harsh language against Neitzche.

I thought the same thing, but I don't wanna say it.

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#22 Probablysushi14
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There's the obvious.... or you could awkwardly play the harmonica.
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#23 CheddarLimbo
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I guess there's a reason people pay you to walk their dogs - it's boring!

How about one of those paddles with the ball on the rubber band?

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text...
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#25 tequilasunriser
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Get one of these...

hand/forearm strengthener

...and alternate hands every few minutes. Before you know it you'll have forearms like Popeye with an intimidating hand shake. ;)

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#26 CptJSparrow
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I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.quiglythegreat
I thought of it before even clicking this thread.
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#27 downPlayDemon
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[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"]I hope no one is perverted as I am to think of the response I initially did.CptJSparrow
I thought of it before even clicking this thread.

so did i but i realised i would need my dominant hand in case the dog tries something slick
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#28 The___OoofMich
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pocket pool
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Play a tamborine.
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#30 ace-rizzle
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Shoot yourself in the head..
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#31 funnymario
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Get one of these...

hand/forearm strengthener

...and alternate hands every few minutes. Before you know it you'll have forearms like Popeye with an intimidating hand shake. ;)

tequilasunriser

Sweet! They sell arthritis now? 

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#32 grassdream
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Stroke big lumber.
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#33 tequilasunriser
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[QUOTE="tequilasunriser"]

Get one of these...

hand/forearm strengthener

...and alternate hands every few minutes. Before you know it you'll have forearms like Popeye with an intimidating hand shake. ;)

funnymario

Sweet! They sell arthritis now?

Nah... They've been selling it for years. ;) 

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#34 Celldrax
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Umm.....masturbate.....it's all I could think of.