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#1 AussieePet
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1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

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#2 konvikt_17
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Fixing this site

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#3 AussieePet
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Fixing this site

konvikt_17
lol name 4 more !
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#4 chessmaster1989
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Fixing this site

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#5 British_Azimio
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Fixing this site

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They're working on it, man. Working on it.
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#6 johnd13
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1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

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#7 chessmaster1989
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2. Anyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

johnd13

Fixed :P

Well the Extended Cut was better at least.

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#8 Brosephus_Rex
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

British_Azimio

They're working on it, man. Working on it.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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#9 deactivated-5901ac91d8e33
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Good threads in OT.
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#10 AussieePet
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[QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

British_Azimio
They're working on it, man. Working on it.

lol just like Obama is working on fixing America ? :L
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#11 TAMKFan
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Being able to jump to a top of a building from the ground.

A thunderstorm happening without lightning.

Eating a hamburger without chewing on it.

Seeing the sky rain money.

Travelling to different planets.

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#12 Bucked20
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Kobe shooting 50% for a season
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#13 The_Gaming_Baby
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Surviving in space without a suit

Surviving underwater without a suit

Surviving with Barney without a suit

Being a lawyer without a suit

Wearing a suit without wearing a suit

Suit

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#14 Bloodseeker23
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Number 2 is actually pretty common. When you eat real fast, you'll feel hungry and full at the same time
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Travelling to different planetsTAMKFan
For the time being
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#16 Necrifer
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2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

AussieePet

I do the impossible on a daily basis.

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#17 The_Gaming_Baby
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1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

AussieePet
A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full
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Attending my own funeral as a guy named Phil Schifly.

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#19 ToastRider11
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Flying like how Superman does.

Being at Disneyland and Six flags at the same time.

Read the thoughts of rabbits while they have sex.

Use a Xbox controller to drive a car.

Enjoy math.

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Make up a new color. /thread

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#21 TacticalDesire
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Surviving in space without a suit

Surviving underwater without a suit

Surviving with Barney without a suit

Being a lawyer without a suit

Wearing a suit without wearing a suit

Suit

The_Gaming_Baby

Your response suits this thread.

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1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

johnd13

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

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#23 johnd13
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[QUOTE="johnd13"]

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

TacticalDesire

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

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#24 TacticalDesire
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[QUOTE="TacticalDesire"]

[QUOTE="johnd13"]

1. You crap without opening your a$$

2. Everyone likes mass effect 3' s ending

3. I live when my great great grandfather is alive

4. Scarlet Johansson is attracted to someone here in OT :P

5. D-bags cease to exist

johnd13

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

Alright, I'll put in the good word for you. I'll tell her how you're a fighter pilot.

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Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.
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#26 markop2003
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1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

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2. Prader-Willi: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prader%E2%80%93Willi_syndrome 3. Air shower: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_shower_(room)
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#27 markop2003
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[QUOTE="The_Gaming_Baby"] A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full

A human can too if they eat nothing but rabbit.
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#28 johnd13
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[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="TacticalDesire"]

Just FYI, Scarlett wants my D, I told her no though, I can't risk us developing an emotional attachment, she's just too high maintenance.

TacticalDesire

Can you say a word about me then? I' m single and I believe ready for a serious relationship.

Alright, I'll put in the good word for you. I'll tell her how you're a fighter pilot.

Happiness achieved!

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[QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.

Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:
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2. Being Hungry and full at the same timeAussieePet
It's called fat people
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#31 DeadMan1290
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"]2. Being Hungry and full at the same timeNude_Dude
It's called fat people

:lol: True.
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#32 play_thegame
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1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

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1 could get your head shot of with such force it spins off and your tongue makes contact with neck, 2. Cannabis, 3. step into the shower in some kind of wet suit. 4. being brain dead. 5. i got nothing :s
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[QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.DeadMan1290
Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:

Why is he going up there? doesnt make any sense. Anyways he kind sucks in live performances, his songs arent the type of songs for parties or anything like that.

They need to hurry up and finshed this video tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw905ZLCLy4&feature=plcp

I'll be honest, there are alot of artist that arent really worth seeing live, and he is one of them.

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#34 ristactionjakso
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[QUOTE="British_Azimio"][QUOTE="konvikt_17"]

Fixing this site

AussieePet

They're working on it, man. Working on it.

lol just like Obama is working on fixing America ? :L

O burn, I like it:D Licking your elbow.

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#35 Seraphy-
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Good threads in OT.jointed
It saddens me that this thread is anything but blank quotes of this post.
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#36 SteverXIII
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TC making a decent topic
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#37 DeadMan1290
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[QUOTE="DeadMan1290"][QUOTE="Nengo_Flow"]Being truly happy. Finding true love (you might find it, but you'll just get friendzone after chasing after the girl for months and just before you think you might have here, that you just need to make just one more move/gesture, you get she pulls out the friendzone card ). Having a good week, where some bullsh*t doesnt happen to you. (In my case) Over coming acne and have a clear face for more than just a week. Making real and caring friends.Nengo_Flow

Nengo Flow is coming to Montreal on my birthday, I'll go see him. :cool:

Why is he going up there? doesnt make any sense. Anyways he kind sucks in live performances, his songs arent the type of songs for parties or anything like that.

They need to hurry up and finshed this video tho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw905ZLCLy4&feature=plcp

I'll be honest, there are alot of artist that arent really worth seeing live, and he is one of them.

I agree, his songs are not live concert material, but, he's coming to Montreal and it's not expensive, so I thin why not? Besides, it's my birthday and I didn't get to go see De La Ghetto, DY, Don Omar and the others that came before.... So, I'll go see him. And I thought the video for that song was made....
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Having a stress-free life

Surviving a .50 caliber bullet to the head

A kick to the balls that doesn't hurt

A world without conflict

Setting wet wood on fire

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you can't wake up dead a mouse can't be a rat when it's outside you can't whistle while eating a cracker you can't sneeze cough and hiccup at the same time and you can't fall of the edge of the earth
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1. Nothing in the universe can be created or destroyed. 2. Absolute zero. 3. Shenmue never getting a sequel. 4. Rayman being a bad game. 5. Chrono Trigger being a bad game.
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1. Nothing in the universe can be created or destroyed. 2. Absolute zero. 3. Shenmue never getting a sequel. 4. Rayman being a bad game. 5. Chrono Trigger being a bad game.
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Being able to jump to a top of a building from the ground.

A thunderstorm happening without lightning.

Eating a hamburger without chewing on it.

Seeing the sky rain money.

Travelling to different planets.

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1. Hobbitt land 2. Be blind 3. Have a big neck 4. Get bill gates drunk 5. the future I win.
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1. Me writting down five facts.

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2. Being Hungry and full at the same time This is true, but sometimes I am extremely hungry, but I still can't seem to eat.
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Winning the lottery. In the event that you do win the lottery, the only impossible thing I can think of would be not getting used by your friends. :/

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Intelligent Creationist.

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I hear this after reading nearly every post here...

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#48 LJS9502_basic
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1. OT becomes glitch free

2. OT has "debates" that don't devolve into insults.

3. People get along with each other.

4. Kevlar stops making threads.

5. AussieePet stops making threads.

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#49 AussieePet
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[QUOTE="AussieePet"]

1. Licking your neck

2. Being Hungry and full at the same time

3. Taking a shower without being wet

4. A day without talking in your mind

5.Saying Mum without using your lips

Your turn :D

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A sloth can die of starvation even when's it's stomach is full

But this is for humans lol
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#50 AussieePet
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1. OT becomes glitch free

2. OT has "debates" that don't devolve into insults.

3. People get along with each other.

4. Kevlar stops making threads.

5. AussieePet stops making threads.

LJS9502_basic
You forgot Lj not insulting anyone for a day is impossible 2